Erotic scenes for the new year for adults. Original New Year's script for a fun company

Start the evening with a slow dance. Then, in the middle, stop the melody and turn on the tape recorder, where an announcement will be recorded, spoken by an important male voice.

Voice: Attention! Attention!
Listen to the message essential!
The first event of the holiday is the opening!
Then afterwards - a solemn greeting!
Then - Santa Claus congratulations;
And then - your performance and a wonderful treat!

Top 2 come out

Presenter 1: Hello, dear guests! Please, drop your shyness! Get to know if you don't already know! And for this, take 5 steps towards each other and tell each other your names, shaking hands and kissing each other on the cheek. Started! 1,2,3,4,5!
Shake hands, kiss
So, say again, what is your name? (Everyone says their names) Make yourself at home!
Host 2: And to stir you all up a little, we suggest playing a little. What? Listen carefully!
You see, in the corners of our hall there are girls with balls different color. Now you will scatter in the corners, because. you will have to choose your solution according to the color of the ball.
Host 1: So, we will now see why you came here?
Green ball - get drunk. Red - have fun. Yellow - eat something tasty. Blue - nowhere else to go. (Everyone runs away.)
Girls with balloons! Build those who ran up to you in a circle, count how many of you?
Presenter 2: So, come here to get drunk. How many of you?
Presenter 1: And how much time has come to have fun?
Presenter 2: But I decided to eat deliciously ... How much?
Host 1: And how many of you have nowhere else to go?
Host 2: Great! The next trial on the question: with whom would you like to celebrate the New Year on December 31?
The green ball is in your family. Red ball - with a lover or mistress. Yellow ball - in a friendly company. The blue ball is with the head of our organization ... (Everyone scatters.)
Girls! Count in circles!
Presenter 1: So, they want to celebrate December 31 in the family, i.e. among us, how many amazing family men?
Presenter 2: And how many of us are the kindest - the kindest, who want to brighten up the loneliness of their lovers and mistresses?
Presenter 1: We have wonderful friends among us. How many of us?
Presenter 2: Do you know that among us there are great patriots of their cause? And so they would like to celebrate on December 31 with our leader .... How many of you?
Host 1: Thank you all for your honesty and frankness! Well, since we have gathered today for the New Year's Eve meeting, it turns out that we are all patriots of our native organization.
And so we invite everyone to come to their tables.

Everyone goes to tables that are prepared in advance, each has a number, warn guests about this.

Presenter 2: Our dear leader has a word for congratulations ....
Congratulation. Toast. Feast.
Presenter 1: And now - the word to the chairman of the trade union committee ...
Congratulation. Toast.
Host 2: Dear friends! We invite you to come to the seats of our so-called auditorium. Please sit down, your beautiful couples. New Year's Eve surprises are waiting for us!
Everyone passes and sits on chairs in the "square".
Presenter 1: We invited a lot of people, good and different, to our holiday.
Holiday something to us is not easy - And the best - the New Year.

Santa Claus and Snow Maiden appear

Santa Claus: We came to your holiday tree from afar.
We walked together for a long time through the ice, through the snow.
Snow Maiden: All the days went by, not knowing laziness, we did not go astray.
Either they sat on reindeer, or in a fixed-route taxi.
Santa Claus: Here you are - they weren’t late, because you can’t be late,
If our best friends are waiting in the elegant hall!
Snow Maiden (addressing the presenters):
Today you laugh, relax,
Entertain your friends with jokes!
And now with a smile invite them to dance you,
Hurry up!
Presenter 1: As you can see, the Snow Maiden has already opened our ball. And she is given the right to invite a man and start dancing. Well, we should all follow her example!

Music. Dance.

Presenter 2: Jokes, laughter, fun, dances, dances, songs and poems! Show your skill! Come out to the circle for jokes! Couple welcome!

A man and a woman come out.

Host 1: So, the first couple on our evening. You will have to say sweet, sweet words to each other. Remember that words should not be repeated. Take turns speaking.
(The man starts: my swallow, my clear falcon, my fish, etc. You can invite another couple, and then hold a competition between the couples, a souvenir for the best couple.)
Host 2: Great! If only we could always talk to each other like that! Well, just like in the Mexican and Brazilian TV shows!
Well, now we invite everyone to sing a little. But we will sing especially! In the meantime, we will compete. We have 4 sides in the hall, you will sing on 2 sides together. Got it all? Okay. But we will sing on the themes of different songs, in turn, only one verse at a time, without repeating each other's songs:
1 - songs where available female names,
2 - where is male names,
3 - where there are words about winter, cold, wind, etc.,
4 - where there are words about colors.
Presenter 1: Santa Claus, don't you want to warm up a little? I'm sure our women are waiting - can't wait to dance with you. Yes, and I think you've already laid eyes on someone.
Come on, choose yourself a worthy one from the most worthy. And all the men, following you, will choose their partners and will also dance. So, everyone went to invite the ladies, do it beautifully, with dignity! And stand in pairs in the hall!
Everyone stood in a circle in pairs.
Presenter 2: Santa Claus, and one more surprise for you. Your partners will change. Yes, and partners of other men, too. For this I took 5 roses with me. (Give the roses to the unmarried women or, if there are none, to the coupled women, and invite their men to sit for a while and wait their turn.)
So, maestro, music! And you girls, for now, choose your partner among the couples. When you want to break someone's couple, come up, give the woman a rose, and dance with the man of this couple yourself.
Do not forget about Santa Claus, he is also a man, albeit at an advanced age, do not forget about those who are sitting.

Music, dance.

Presenter 1: Where the bright lights near the Christmas tree glow, Well, my friends, we all meet with a joke. Let's play. And our game is called “Kristoforovna and Nikanorovna”. For this game I need 10 men on the left and 10 men on the right. (The men went out and stood in ranks)
So, we have 2 teams: on the left - "Khristoforovny", and on the right - "Nikanorovny". Stand in your teams at the back of each other's heads. I put a chair next to the teams. And at some distance I put another chair.
It is necessary, at my signal, to put on scarves, skirts and run to your chair. Run up, say “I am Nikanorovna” or “I am Khristoforovna”, sitting on a chair, then run to the team, quickly take off the headscarf, skirt, which the other player of your team immediately puts on.
And so on, until all your players have been in the role of Nikanorovna or Khristoforovna. Started!

game in progress. Winners - prizes.

Presenter 2: Well, now we again invite everyone to the tables.

feast

Presenter 1: We drank, ate, you need to know the measure! We invite everyone to our so-called auditorium.
We continue our presentation to everyone for joy and surprise! How many women among us, and what more! And among them we will now hold a ditty contest.
I invite 10 women here, 5 people per team. (Wishing to come out.)
Say the names of your teams. (They say.)
Wonderful! You will now take turns singing ditties that should not be repeated. Started! (Sing. If someone did not sing, the next one sings.)
So, the last ditty was for the team .... She won. We give her a prize. .

Ditties can be distributed on cards. In this case, the most artistic team wins.

Presenter 2: Of course, everyone is waiting for the dance! Well, let's dance and sing at the same time. You can even come up with your own dance to this melody in pairs or a whole crowd on the go.
We all love dancing and songs in retro style. “Again, the last train ran away from me ...”
Presenter 1: But I would not be upset if she ran away from me, because you can return to your beloved again! “Blue, blue frost lay on the wires. There is a blue star in the sky in dark blue ... "Whoa! Indeed, what an unexpected beauty!
Presenter 2: Or ... And we have one girl in the yard ... "Yes, there was one that I looked after and whispered:" Good!
Yes, and the girls were good, and the songs too. Here we are dancing under them now. Our guest group "Doctor Watson"
- We dance, we sing, we come up with dances on the go to these beautiful melodies!

Music, dancing.

Presenter 1: And again we all go to the tables!

A toast, a feast, advice on how and in what to celebrate this New Year. After a while, there is a knock on the door. The postman appears.

Guest: It's me - the postman Pechkin. Many telegrams have come to your address. (Started reading the first one, interrupted reading.)
I would like a glass of wine, I would read to the end! (They brought it to him, drank it, began to read again, stopped.)
No, perhaps it's better to pour two for me! (Posted again.)
Now, perhaps, everything! (Approaches the head of the organization.)
No, brother, pour more! (Drank.)
Now, I know, over the edge!
Itself, leading, read, and I will sit a little, I will look at your women.
Presenters (read comic, pre-written telegrams on letterhead):
1. Congratulations! Expect a raise in your salary. How many percent - has not yet decided, I have not yet gone to the Kremlin to Putin.
Minister... (according to the profile of your organization).
2. I don’t sleep at night, I draw, I conjure over the drawings. Those drawings are our money: Petya, Vanya and Natasha. I owed a lot to the children for shoes and sweets. Soon I will send everything to the kids. Put it on the passbook!
Minister of Finance....
3. Be healthy! Live rich! Like us, relax! Like us, multiply! And we will help you, we will multiply success! Definitely!
Zhirinovsky.
4. Eat, people, more porridge - there will be faces like ours!
B.C. Chernomyrdin.
5. Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts! The people in... are too good!
Mayor (mayor of your city).
Presenter 2: Well, friends, we must drink, probably for all the congratulations at once! Sit down with us, Pechkin!

Feast.
At the end of the evening, you can again offer Grandfather Moroch and Snegurochka to leave for wishes to those present.
You can come up with an interesting horoscope for the next year for all signs of the zodiac. At the table, you can find out who was born in which month, and drink to their health. You can give souvenirs to the most sober, the most cheerful, the most beautiful, in the shortest skirt, etc.

New Year: script for adults

Scenario of the New Year "New Year's adventures in the city of N-sk"

This story is made up from start to finish. Of course, it uses some genuine material, but the events, the setting and the characters are clearly fictitious. The coincidence of names and titles with the names and names of real people and places can only be accidental.

So 2007 ended. The whole country was getting ready to welcome the new year. No exception was a certain organization N, in the city of N - sk.

The secretary's desk is on stage. The phone rings. The secretary runs into the hall, grabs the phone.

SEC: Hello! /freeze. This and other similar texts of the script are given with various effects: children's voice, bass, accelerated pace etc./

*** Food for thought: Dashenka. Chief's new secretary. He understands all orders of the boss literally. Executive. Character unrestrained. Prone to sudden mood swings. He believes that "grandmothers" are the most important thing in life. ***

VOICE: Dasha, write down the chief's instructions. /The text sounds against the background of music, laughter, the clink of glasses/
1. Order Santa Claus.
2. Deal with the finances for the banquet.
3. Collect information about the new vegetable culture New Year's cucumber
4. Invite your friends to a banquet.
5. Organize the music.
Dashenka, be smart, do everything today. If you have questions, the handbook is on the table. Yes, I almost forgot, in no case do not press the red button !!!
SEC: Okay! (Instead of the well-known advertisement "Always Coca-Cola", a specially recorded advertisement sounds - "Always Pinocchio". At the same time, the characters drink this drink from a large bottle /
So, the first thing is to order Santa Claus. (Takes a reference book) ... Firm "Yolochka" ... Firm "Squirrel" ... oh, firm "Klapushka"! (dials number) Hello! We would like to order Santa Claus. Write down the address: Prospekt Kultury, 1. Waiting!!!
(killer arrives)
KIL: Who are we going to work with? /freeze/

*** Information for reflection: Vanka Vetrov, he is Peter Khryakov, he is Vasily Psov, he is a horse, he is a bull, he is both a woman and a man. Known by the nickname "The Tailor". Killer on call and by vocation. Some freelancer. He treats his work with precision. Likes to read the magazine "Burda". If he is disturbed, he can sew. Has an explosive nature. loves animals, environment treats well.***

SEC: What?
KIL: Who are we going to work with, I said?
SEC: Santa Claus.
KIL: Payment?
SEC: Here you go, VISA, MASTER CARD credit cards…
KIL: Cash only! (removes ring from SEC finger)
KIL: A weapon?
SEC: Why?
KIL: It's okay. (selection of weapons. The killer takes out a brick, a wooden machine gun, a pistol, etc.)
KIL: Photo? (compose an identikit of fragments of photographs of employees of the organization)
KEEL: The result is in the papers. (leaves)
(advertising)
SEK: So, I ordered Santa Claus. What's next...: deal with the finances for the banquet. Finances… (looks at the directory)… money… grandmas… grandmas… ah-ah-ah, grandmas! (dials phone number) Financial department? Grannies are urgently needed!
(grandmothers come)
SEK: Grandmas, are you ready for the banquet?
BAB: (chorus) Always ready!!! /freeze/

*** Information for reflection: Babki. Trusted persons of the chief. It is easy to enter into the trust of anyone. Having gained confidence, they ask for "grandmothers". Not who they say they are. It is said that they are long gone. Not true. They are still singing. The character is cheerful, perky, noisy. Unmarried. ***

(grandmothers sing ditties about the employees of the organization)
(advertising)
SEK: Next ...: collect information about the new vegetable crop New Year's cucumber. Culture? ... Ah, the Department of Culture! (dials a number) I need information about the New Year's cucumber. Could you give them to me? Right now?
(Girl dressed as a Hare runs into the hall)
Girl: So, the department of culture. New Year's cucumbers are over, only table cucumbers remain. Will you take? /freeze/

*** Information for reflection: Lenochka. Junior non-scientific employee of the Department of Culture. Kind, responsive. Morally secured, financially unstable. Not married, but does not lose his sense of humor.***

LENA: I ask, will you take it?
SEC: Come on.
LENA: When I get up right hand- all shout "cucumber". When I rise left hand- all shout "100 grams". When I touch my nose - everyone shout "Let's go" Conducts the game, ending it with multiple "100 grams". The audience is ready, you can take it away. With you 1000 rubles. You can transfer, but better in cash, to the accounting department of the culture department. I ran my tree.
(leaves)
(advertising)
SEK: Next... invite your friends to a banquet... Whose? mine? Or…
(Girlfriends, vocal group run into the hall)
POD: Have you called your friends?
SEC: Whose are you?
POD: General!
SEK: Ahh, from the general department!
***Information for reflection. Girlfriends. Local bohemian. Regulars of clubs and local parties When they ask - they sing, when not - they dance
The rest of the time they violate public peace. If there is nowhere to go, they become personal. Applause is received by all together, the salary separately. They have a personal guard who is always on duty. His motto is "Don't shoot the button accordion player"***
SEC: How do you provide fun?
POD: Songs! (Cheerful song based on local texture)
(advertising)
SEK: So, next…organize the music. Ah, the music! (dials a number)
Hello, can I hear music? Thanks.

*** Information for reflection: Gennady Muzyka. Chief's personal musician. Everyone dances to his tune. If necessary, he can play along and sing along to the boss. Always works from a sheet. The character is soft on all sides. Claims that without a glass there is no vocal.***

(song from the repertoire of the group "Prime Minister" with a modified text:
I HAVE EYES...
If I look in the mirror
I feel like a douche
They say that I'm boastful and ugly - so be it
I looked at myself
And loving your face
He noted to himself:
Ah-ah-ah
I have eyes -
- two three-carat diamonds,
My curls -
- all the girls love to stroke,
My lips are
- for girls, the gates of paradise,
My music -
- it's all so fluffy..
Under my clothes
Sea of ​​hot fire
I tell you without deceit, more agility than a horse
I took off my shirt and pants
Muscles became visible
He noted to himself:
A-ah-ah..
Chorus
Let me be red, so what
Still good looking
They say you can't tell the color of your hair on a dark night
I looked again:
I'm sexy and bold
He noted to himself:
A-ah-ah..
Chorus:
(advertising)
SEC: Well, like everything. Why can't you press the red button? (presses, a siren sounds, a Fireman runs in - a pop singer in a firefighter costume)
COP: Don't panic! Everyone stay where you are!

*** Information for reflection: Chairman of the amateur fire brigade. Dancing gait, singing voice, hair is still there. He likes when they return debts in especially large amounts. He has his own opinion, but wants to get rid of it. Meeting with men - hello. At the risk of his life, he supports the fire in the centers of culture. ***

COP: Citizens, listen to a lecture on fire safety.
(song "I fell in love with a tanker" with changed lyrics)

New Year's special holiday
It is doubly dangerous
That drinks are different everywhere
Like shells in a war
Be very careful
Turn off the light when you leave
Visit if you can
before leaving the toilet

Chorus:
A fire burns in the soul of our women
Fire burns in the heart of men
To reduce fires at night
Don't approach ladies for no reason

If a young person
Lit up, so be it
According to special instructions
Ladies you can stew
Don't go alone
Gotta go in pairs
And bring a fire extinguisher
must wear

Do not kick equipment
Don't shoot the musician
And cultural workers
No need to offend
Don't dance without practice
Don't drink lemonade
And bosses without insurance
Do not let the microphone!

*** Information for reflection: Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. Permanent partners of the chief. Here - on a business trip. Founders charitable foundation"Icicle". Responsible for the distribution of humanitarian aid in the winter. Listed in the Guinness Book of Records as centenarians. Nordic character, origin unknown. They work under the pseudonyms "Grandfather" and "Granddaughter". Cold to the touch, when heated, they turn into a liquid phase. They love ice cream and children.***

SEC: Ghost!!! (faints, the Snow Maiden brings her to life)
addresses the head of the organization /, it’s not my fault, he came himself. I ordered it and...
DM: So this kind person, who is ordered by Santa Clauses, to arrange a holiday for people. Well, then, you have the floor, ………………..
SNOW: And now it's our turn, grandfather, to wish everyone a Happy New Year!
Happy New Year to you today
Congratulations Santa Claus
To New Year's holiday
A lot of joy….
DM: Sclerosis!
Snow: So that the past year is with you
Trouble took away
To decide on my own
The most tricky……
DM: Sclerosis!
Snow: So that fate loves you
Not in jest, but seriously
So that health is stronger
And love was…….
DM: Sclerosis!
Snow: Grandpa, your sclerosis worries me. Have you by any chance forgotten about the contests?
DM: Of course not! (The results of pre-announced competitions for New Year's wall newspapers and congratulations are summed up)
SNOW: Friends, you did not come in vain
He will knock on us here
So long-awaited, beautiful
AND hopeful New Year
For the winter blizzard
Spring has come soon
Let's friends and girlfriends
Let's drink champagne to the bottom!
DM: Champagne in the studio! (The girl brings in a tray covered with a napkin, takes off the napkin, and there is a bottle of Pinocchio drink, an advertisement sounds at the same time) Nothing, this is fixable. (Pulls out champagne from his bag)
SNOW: Let them accompany you everywhere
you fair winds
Let love keep you warm
Be happy - cheers! / "Hurrah" pick up all /
Let not with us this evening
Vitas, Decl and Shura
Anyway, we're glad to meet you
Be happy - cheers!
Let time run, rejoicing
For now the time has come
Games, dances, kisses.
Be happy - cheers!
We want you to have fun
Until the very morning
May the holiday last forever
Be happy - cheers!
/ The song "New Year's toys" sounds in Spanish. soloists, in the loss, Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden say goodbye and leave /

PART 1
Inflate balloons of 4 colors, hang or spread out in different places.

Presenter 1: Hello. We immediately invite you to play the game. What? Listen carefully! You see, in the corners of our hall there are balls of different colors. Now you will scatter around the corners, to those balls that you like best.
Presenter 1: So, we'll see now, why did you come here?
Presenter 2: Who chose the green ball - came to get drunk. Red - have fun. Yellow - eat something tasty. Blue - nowhere else to go.
Presenter 1: And now once again we chose our balls ...
Wonderful! The following proceedings on the issue; With whom would you like to celebrate the New Year on December 31st?
Presenter 2: The green ball is in your family. Red ball - drunk under the tree. Yellow ball - in a friendly company. The blue ball is with the head of our organization...

Toast, feast.

Distribute to everyone the leaflets on which it is written in a column:
Full name or just a name, it all depends on the quantity,
1 animal
3 characteristic features
2 animal
3 characteristic features
3 animal
3 characteristic features

Game: Three animals. To conduct this game, it is necessary to interview the guests in advance, and without much advertising, so that each of them names three animals (insects, birds - leave it up to them) and each of the named animals has three characteristics.

For example: frog: green, nasty, croaks a lot. And so on three positions. After some time, when the guests have already forgotten about the study, you announce its results.
And the results are as follows: the first animal that the participant named means his condition at home, the second at work, and the third in bed.

For example, at work, like a dog, angry, biting and barking a lot, etc...

PART 2

GAME "THE IMPORTANT THING IS TO SIT THE SUIT"
To play, you will need a large box or bag (opaque), which contains various items of clothing: panties size 56, bonnets, bras size 10, glasses with a nose, shoe covers, wigs, etc. funny things.

The host invites those present to update their wardrobe by pulling out some item from the box, on the condition that they do not remove it for the next half hour.
At the signal of the host, the guests pass the box to the music. As soon as the music has stopped, the player holding the box opens it and, without looking, takes out the first thing that comes across and puts it on. The view is amazing!

And then, without taking off the outfits

GAME "It's me, it's me, it's all my friends."

1. Who sometimes walks with vodka with a cheerful gait?
2. Which of you, say out loud, catches flies at work?
3. Who is not afraid of frost, drives a car like a bird?
4. Which of you will grow up a little and go to the bosses?
5. Which of you does not walk gloomy, loves sports and physical education?
6. Which of you, so wonderful, always drinks vodka barefoot?
7. Who completes the work assignment just in time?
8. How many of you drink in the office, like at today's banquet?
9. Which of your friends walks dirty to the ears?
10. Which one of you walks upside down on the pavement?
11. Which of you, I want to know, likes to sleep at work?
12. How many of you come to the office an hour late?

Toast, feast.

We read the results of the survey about animals.

Tips on how and what to celebrate this New Year (wanted to read, but did not have time)

Christmas costumes
The New Year is just around the corner, and therefore it is worth considering what outfit you will meet him in. We offer several fairly low-budget options for New Year's decorations, built on hastily from improvised materials.

cow
We take a turtleneck and black sweatpants, and with toothpaste we draw white spots on them. On the ass with a pin we pin the belt from the bathrobe. Farther main secret- by the forces of some individual of the male sex, the medical glove of the big size, tied with a rope. The rope is attached to the front of the sweatpants, the whole structure symbolizes the udder. Then it remains only to build horns from two fingers of the second glove, cut off and stuffed with something, and attach them to the hair. You can buy ready-made horns sold in the joke department. The key to success is to periodically insert your weighty "MU" into the topic and not into the topic in any conversation, and occasionally encroach on the owner's potted greens. Fully getting used to the image and leaving cakes on the master's parquet can be traumatic.

Humanoid
We remember if we have a familiar diver. Remembering, we borrow from him a rubber suit with fins and a mask, but without scuba gear. Having dressed in a suit, we attach a portable antenna from the TV to the head with tape. Now all that remains is to walk around, flapping flippers, around the Christmas tree.

Elephant
A month before the holiday, we begin to eat a lot. Having gained 10 kg for the New Year, we put on something tight, silver-gray, we put a gas mask on our heads. The costume is ready.

Mummy
For the construction of this costume, we need an assistant with strong nerves, and 3-4 rolls of toilet paper. The assistant, holding back a hysterical neigh, bandages your body toilet paper, in some places leaving cute, freely hanging tails from 20 to 50 cm long. The carcass is bandaged completely, leaving only narrow slits for the eyes and mouth. As a rehearsal, you can run around the room, howling and trembling with fluttering paper tails. The costume makes a special impression when using soft-colored paper with flowers, hearts and other similar shnyazki. If the assistant thrashes in convulsive sobs, then the desired effect has been achieved.

zebra
We will need two vests, one normal size, the other two times larger. We put on a little vest. We tie the neck of the second vest with a bundle, we release a small rope from the bundle. We put on this structure like pants, so that the bundle with the rope falls on the ass. This will be the tail. Now it remains only to learn how to gracefully kick up the leg, like a ballerina.

Traffic lights
We need a tube of some kind of warming cream, with a burning effect. With this cream, we thickly smear the face, neck and décolleté area 2 hours before the celebration. After half an hour, repeat the procedure. When the smeared area reaches the shade of an overripe tomato, we put on a yellow angora jacket and green sweatpants. Everything, the traffic light is ready.

Angel
We take some kind of cardboard thread, and cut wings out of it. required size. I do not recommend taking a gasket as a layout. Next, generously coat the resulting mugs with glue on both sides. With a sharp knife, we deftly rip open the belly of the pillow, and dip our wings into the resulting heap of white muck. Having rolled them in a feather pile, set aside to dry. Now we need a toilet seat, this is in the form of an open oval. Having covered it with silver or golden paint from a spray can, we glue several raindrops in parallel to it. This will be the harp. Or a lyre. Whoever likes it. We put on a white nightgown (without ducks and daisies), to which wings were sewn in advance, we take it in our hands. As a final touch, we hook a foil disposable plate to the head with a hairpin (it is desirable to have a round one, but a square one will also go especially eccentric), this will be a halo. Everything, now it will remain at the end of the holiday to appear to the especially drunk participants of the celebration, and to broadcast with an angelic voice the coming end of the world.

Dog(with special effects)
We visit elderly relatives and borrow a sheepskin coat and Soviet-style earflaps from them. We put on the sheepskin coat with the fur outward, on the earflaps we dissolve the bow from above, but leave the ears sticking out. We dip the tip of the nose into a jar of shoe polish. For special effects, you will need a large enema and a dropper tube a little more than half a meter long. The enema is filled with water and taped under the knee. The tube is launched along the thigh, the tip is exposed, sorry, between the legs. During the celebration, we walk on all fours. While walking around the hall, you need to bark at beautiful ladies in evening dresses, scaring them away. When a handsome man in a tuxedo appears, it is recommended to lift up the leg (on which the enema is stuck) and by bending the leg up at the knee, with a howl, let a stream of delight flow. With the right application of the special effect, everyone's attention is guaranteed.

PART 3

Game "Khristoforovna, Nikanorovna". You need space to run, even if it's small. We divide everyone into 2 teams, put 2 chairs, hang scarves on the chairs. On command, the first players run, run to the chair, sit down, put on a scarf, say "I am Khristoforovna" (or "I am Nikanorovna"), take off the scarf, run to their team, the second player runs ...... That team wins which is faster.

The winner gets some small prizes. The losing team sings ditties.

Here are ditties (composed by Embarassed herself, can be replaced by others)

What kind of Christmas tree do we have
Just a feast for the eyes
So what, what's outside the window
spring thaw

I started to celebrate the New Year
As always in advance
Dropped dead at ten
Failed to complete the task

I dressed up as a Snow Maiden
And the people are scared
Looked at what's what
I forgot to wear a dress

Dressed up as Santa Claus
And glued on the beard
And I walk like a fool
Second day in the city

I will dress up as a Snow Maiden
And glue the braid
I really want to get married
For Santa Claus

Once we are in a restaurant
Celebrated New Year
Have fun and laugh
And now vice versa

We've been waiting all year
What will Santa Claus come to us
He came with a bag of gifts
And he took two with him

New Year is coming
fiery dog
I'll drink another 100 grams
I wag my tail

Look soon
I'm rolling down the hill fast
And I scream because
Very painful booty I bet

I decided to meet the New Year
Very exotic
I called the Snow Maiden to the house
very pretty

Toast, feast.

PART 4.

It is necessary to print the wishes below and buy prizes. "Gypsies" enter the hall and offer to tell fortunes to everyone and predict fate.

Lottery forecast
1. Chocolate "Journey"
Lots of events await you.
And interesting trips -
On courses, on vacation, abroad -
Where will fate decide!

2. Lighter
You have to, friends, and henceforth
Burn with creative work.
But you won't burn your wings,
Take care of your health!

3. Cream
You will enter the cream of society
Perhaps you can find a sponsor.

4. Shampoo
your hairstyle, appearance
We will all be pleasantly surprised.
Since then you will continue
Everything is getting better and younger!

5. Sponge
And you household chores,
Lots of homework to do.
But in the family and in personal life
You will do great!

6. Red pepper
Many adventures await you
And a lot of thrills
But everything will end well
It's no coincidence that red pepper!

7. Markers
Love will brighten your days
And they become bright.
All your life in winter and summer
Magically lit up with light.

8. Chocolate "Alenka"
What does chocolate "Alenka" mean?
The Year of the Child awaits you!
To whom what tests -
Birth or upbringing!

9. DOLLAR
Fate will gild your pen,
Send a big paycheck
Or throw a wallet
And all this in the near future!

10. Vitamins
Your health will become stronger
The second youth will come.
You are destined to a hundred years
Survive without any storms and troubles!

11. Tea "Baloven"
You are the minions of fate, which means
You are waiting for success and good luck.
Celebrating your good luck
Stock up on more tea!

12. Condensed milk
You are used to living in the thick of things,
Work is your main destiny.
We do not promise you peace
We treat you with condensed milk!

13. Cookies
You have friends, familiar sea,
And everyone will be visiting soon.
Prepare tea and refreshments.
Here are some cookies to get you started!

14. Can of Beer
Who gets a can of beer
Live happily all year!

15. Toothpaste
Get this tube as a gift,
To make every tooth shine in the sun!

16. Handle
To write down where the pay went,
You will really need this pen!

17. Yogurt "Delight"
For the heart awaits you delight -
Huge salary increase!

18. Coffee
You will be cheerful and energetic
And so the whole year will be great!

PART 5
Let's call Santa Claus ... .. and the Snow Maiden ..

Father Frost and Snow Maiden come.

SANTA CLAUS: Hello dear kids!
The Snow Maiden and I have come to you from the very North. For starters, we have a poetry competition planned. You will read poetry, and the one who brings the corkscrew first will win.
SNOW MAIDEN: Folk sign: How New Year you will meet, so you and it is necessary.
SANTA CLAUS:
- How did you spend New Years?
- I don't know, they haven't told you yet.
SNOW MAIDEN: Newspaper ad: “Ladies and gentlemen! Make the New Year unforgettable for your children, invite Santa Claus to your place!” P.S. Gentlemen, do not deprive yourself of this evening in pleasure - invite the Snow Maiden to your place.
SANTA CLAUS:
Call to the house of Santa Claus! Give us a call and your heating will be turned off immediately!
SNOW MAIDEN:
Jewish Santa Claus:
- Hello, kids... Buy presents!

They sing a song.

SANTA CLAUS:
Gop-stop, we came to you for the New Year,
Gop-stop, I dressed like an idiot,
Well look at this hat
With this beard
Well, tell me who do you look like
We are with you now
Now I know for sure
I wore this for the last time.

SNOW MAIDEN:
Gop-stop, well, what kind of Santa Claus are you?
Gop-stop, because you didn’t bring gifts.
You could at least blow your brains,
Look who you threw
You stand, swaying like a mountain ash,
drunk kid
In general, do not pull the rubber,
Let's get out of here, grandfather.

(After a while - a knock on the door. The postman appears.)

The guest: It's me - the postman Pechkin. Many telegrams have come to your address. (Started reading the first one, interrupted reading.)
I would like a glass of wine, I would read to the end! (They brought it to him, drank it, began to read again, stopped.)
No, perhaps it's better to pour two for me! (Posted again.)
Now, perhaps, everything! (Approaches the head of the organization.)
No, brother, pour more! (Drank.)
Now, I know, over the edge!
Itself, the presenter, read, and I'll sit a little, look at your women

Here the presenter suggests calling the real Santa Claus, and for this, compose a telegram.
"….. Santa Claus! In that ……. in the evening we gathered in this …… place to celebrate …… a holiday. We expected to be……,……and………! And that you will definitely visit us and give us ...... gifts. But some ...... deceivers came and did not even give us the most ....... present. We felt very sorry and we became ...... and ....... But we believe in a miracle and are waiting for the real ...... .. Santa Claus!

You need to ask to name Adjective, Adjective, Adjective, Adjective, 3 verbs, Adjective, Adjective, Adjective, 2 verbs, Adjective

It turns out the real Santa Claus m gives gifts.

How many companies exist in the world, so many ways to celebrate the New Year. You can go according to the scenario that has been planned and established over the years: “conduct” Old year, raise a toast with the whole country during the chiming clock and continue to raise toasts throughout New Year's Eve, leaving the table from time to time to "shatter the pieces" to the music. Or you can go the other way and arrange for yourself and your friends and loved ones an unforgettable holiday: not very sober (who dares to condemn you for this?), completely reckless and very, very cheerful. His friends will not forget him for a very long time.

The question immediately arises: “How is this possible? It will probably take a lot of money and effort? Such questions can be answered: “The eyes are afraid, but the hands are doing it!”. The main thing is that there is a desire and (one of the most important conditions) good mood. If this set is available, then, perhaps, you can safely get down to business. First of all, we make a list (where without it!)

1. Guests. Here it is necessary to take into account several important points: do the people you plan to invite to the holiday know each other, do they get along well with each other (agree that people who are in a quarrel or simply do not perceive each other should be in one close company for the whole New Year's Eve will be rather unpleasant and difficult), do they have a sense of humor, are there enough men and women in the company (one man will be extremely uncomfortable in an exclusively female company, and vice versa). If all these issues are resolved, it's time to move on to the next item on our list.

2. Festive menu. Whatever the fighters for health and sober image life, our people treat the holidays primarily as an opportunity to eat tasty (and a lot) and drink from the heart. Therefore, this item on our list cannot be treated without due attention and even awe. If the company more women, then you definitely need to take care of wines and light snacks and sweet desserts, if more men- do not skimp on meat and hot dishes, as well as on stronger drinks, because many men treat champagne only as a "woman's pop". Remember also that the New Year is a long holiday, so there should be a lot of food.

3. Festive mood. It may seem to you that this item on our list is completely incomprehensible and in some ways even abstract. And yet, it is not. The festive mood is not taken from the air, it is skillfully and purposefully created by the organizers of the holiday. It is advisable to start “creating a mood” in advance, and beautiful and bright invitations with original text will help you with this, which should be sent to all guests invited to the holiday (even if they live behind your wall). Do not be too lazy to sign or make your own invitations and be sure that your guests will certainly appreciate your efforts!

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