Presenter 1: Dear ladies! On the eve of a wonderful holiday, we have gathered with you in our music hall. After all, our close-knit female team is simply not spilled with water!
Presenter 2 :Let's have fun, talk about our little weaknesses, gossip about men and share women's tricks and secrets!
presenter 1: As the song says.
The March-prankster will melt the snow,
Hearts will thaw from winter.
Let's celebrate Women's Day
Like only we can!
The word is givento congratulate the team ___________________.
Presenter 2: And now Lyudmila will sing for us "The Woman Who Loves"
Presenter 1:
Today the sun shines brighter
Feeling the breath of spring
And all the dreams are beautiful in the world
Today should come true easily!
Presenter 2: In spring, one always breathes more freely, and one's heart is more cheerful. In spring, not only nature wakes up, but also feelings, hopes, good mood. Happy Women's Day and Happy New Spring!
Presenter 1:
Do you know, girls, that if you take a closer look around, you will notice that the arrival of spring portends many other life changes! And today we are in for a lot of surprises!
And now I have an excuse for you to go to the center of the hall waiting for usDance entertainment "Cheerful circle dance"
Each country and each nation has its own traditions and rituals of greetings. I suggest you try it, and suddenly you will like it, and this will become our traditional corporate greeting.
Guests form two circles: interior (guests move, dancing,clockwise) and outer (counterclockwise). When the music stops, the host calls the country (suggests movements), and everyone standing opposite each other shares their respective greetings.And here we are met by France
Country and movements:
France - hug
China - prayer movement of the hands in front of the chest
Norway - strong handshakes
Chukotka - rub their noses
Samoa - intense sniffing
Russia - bread, salt
Japan - low bows
New Guinea - showing the tongue
Africa - patting hands on their thighs and joyful grimaces of the face.
Presenter 2: Dear ladies! The main integral sign of spring. On the eve of March 8, literally in a day or two, the shops are simply overcrowded. All because men choose gifts for us, as always, at the very last moment! And quite often, if not regularly, they give us something completely wrong! What does a woman want?
Answers……
Host 2: To believe that the best gift is a book is the lot of librarians. We then know the correct answer. Fur coat? No, take it higher. Well? As the respected Leonid Arkadyevich would say: av-mo-be-l !!! And so, now your attention will be presented to a new car. But I am silent, I am silent: the word to the creators!
One lady comes out.
DESIGNER: Dear friends! Actually, we planned the presentation at the Geneva Motor Show, but for the sake of the holiday (International Women's Day), we will tell you some insider information.
And so, let Mikhail Prokhorov bite his elbows with his Yo-mobile, we present the first women's car Zh-MOBILE!
- Main characteristics. J-MOBIL refuels, like the hostess, with one glass of gasoline.
- Unlike a regular car, there was a section for lipstick - where the cigarette lighter was. The cigarette lighter itself was eliminated, in order to avoid an unpleasant burning sensation. There is a search function lost earring in the cabin
- An important point: the car is a chameleon. Automatically changes color to match your purse and boots.
- F-MOBILE - does not skid on the road, it just wags the bumper.
- There is a CD with compliments in J-MOBILE. This was done on purpose, in order to shout: “Fool, where are you going?” - you heard: "Good girl, you are doing everything right."
- J-MOBIL has one drawback, it turns out too well on pictures of traffic police photo radars.
- The steering wheel of the J-MOBILE is shaped like the torso of Brad Pitt, which does not want to let him go. The steering wheel automatically gives you a manicure, and the gas pedal - a pedicure and a light foot massage.
- The car feels where there is a new collection or discounts and slows down there.
- Soft toy, pink pillow and velvet cloth Have a good mood and your favorite perfume smell are already included in the basic package.
- There is not only a rearview mirror, but also in full height in the cabin.
- Well, that's probably all. Does anyone in the room have questions?
MAN FROM THE HALL : You described everything so colorfully. Does your car have any flaws?
- In our opinion, there is only one: the Zh-MOBIL trunk is made according to the principle of a handbag.
PERSON FROM AUDIENCE: You mean?
- It has everything you need, only what you need figs you will find.
- Thank you! Wait for sales! Coming soon in AVON and ORIFLAME catalogs
Presenter2: We'll be waiting impatiently. How wonderful and interesting in our world! But still the main miracle is a woman! After all, she is the great mystery of nature, unsolved riddle A universe that can only be compared with the brightest star! And today I propose to choose the bright star of our kindergarten.
HOST 1: And now we invite 10 participants.
GAME "BEST ACTOR" Probably, we all know our favorite verse "Our Tanya cries bitterly"?
The task is simple: now they have to tell this verse, but there is one thing: I will show on the screen in what way the poem should be presented so that all the nominees are in the same conditions.
For example, a verse needs to be recited if you do not pronounce the letter "P" (demonstrates how to recite a verse). Understandably? Then we started!
HOST:
1.you are Japanese;
2.you are offended;
3.you are very happy;
4. you are an alarmist;
5. you are an old grandmother;
6.you are a little boy who just - that started talking;
7. you are a bully;
8. you are Georgian;
9. you are very brave;
10. You are Miss Universe 2015 and you just found out about it.
What good fellows, in our kindergarten there are only the brightest stars, the audience, let's clap our actors. We consulted and decided that all our actors deserved the Oscar of our kindergarten Askor.
Presenter 1: I ask you to get together, because now we have to think and guess the melodies that will now sound. A little hint of a cartoon tune. So: sit down more conveniently, we listen. Winners, or rather, winners, expect prizes.
Presenter 2: Well done with the cartoons.
Let's continue and nowYou need to guess which movie the catchphrases are from.
Presenter 1: Questions:
1) - I demand the continuation of the banquet! (Ivan Vasilyevich changes profession)
2) Get out of here! And then I ... spoons disappear! (Girls)
1) - to live well, and to live well is even better! (Caucasian captive)
2) - Wake up with us in Kolyma, you are welcome, (Diamond hand)
1) - Stole, drank - in jail! Romance! (Gentlemen of Fortune)
2) “They will help you, but you don’t steal” (Beware of the car)
1) - Announce the entire list please (Operation Y and Shurik's other adventures)
2) - It's always like this: you work, you work, and then - bam! – second shift (Big break)
1) What a muck this is your jellied fish! IRONY OF FATE OR ENJOY YOUR BATH
2) - Hey, citizen! You don't go there, you go here! The snow will fall on the head ... (Gentlemen of Fortune)
1) Hello! The hostel is listening! MOSCOW DOES NOT BELIEVE IN TEARS
2) - Komsomol member, athlete and just a beauty (Prisoner of the Caucasus)
Presenter 1 : Well done and coped with this task! Now let's try to guess the riddle:
Who is very strict
But can he joke?
Who us from any commission
Able to protect?
Who is subordinate
More than two hundred preschool children?
Who is responsible for the kindergarten
These long years
And who do we go to for advice?
Are we always in touch?
knowledgeable in all matters,
Of course ... (head)!
Presenter 2: ……….. we have been choosing words for so long to express our gratitude and admiration to you that we have a whole song!
(to the motive of the children's song "Smile").
From the smile of our lady boss
Even the laziest will wake up
And no one will hang their nose,
If our …………. smile!
Chorus:
And then surely
The clouds are flying away
From the blue stream 2p
The river starts
From the smile of our lady boss
The soul always becomes more wonderful!
Despite avitaminosis,
We get to work with a song!
Chorus:
And then surely
The clouds are flying away
Well, mistakes are corrected in the plans!
From the blue stream 2p
The river starts
And bosses start with a smile!
Leading 2.
What are the guys to do?
How to study and when?
How to walk and have fun?
We don't know, that's the trouble!
But a whole list of activities
Writing to children……..!
We give flowers……………………………………….
Presenter 1 .
Doors, light bulbs, carpets,
And sand for the kids
Curtains and toys
Blankets and pillows
We brought furniture to the garden
Wonderful………!
We give flowers……………………………………….
Leading 2 .
All in papers, in spreadsheets,
All in worries and deeds.
Need to run to the office
Sign her application.
To get it all done,
She needs wings.
We wish you good health
We thank you very much!
………
We give flowers……………………………………….
Presenter1:
Why do we love spring days so much?
Why are we waiting for them with hope and joy?
Because only they are filled
Unusual, special happiness, warmth ...
Presenter1: Attention lady! On March 8, it is customary to give gifts to women. Women bloom like roses! I will have to play the role of Santa Claus for a while, despite the fact that winter is already over.What does a woman want? Anything that will make her happier and more beautiful. And today such gifts are in store for you - the most necessary and practical in the world!Please come union members!
Presenter1: And now, another surprise awaits you Video film “My Amazing Life”
presenter 2: In our garden, an extremely beautiful bouquet team! In it, all the flowers are so matched to each other that replace at least one - and it will be completely different! ..
Presenter 1. Our women are the most - the most!
Presenter 2. The cutest, most beautiful!
Presenter 1. The smartest, most gentle!
Presenter 2. The most fun, the most creative!
Together: We wish you to remain so always and in everything!
Leading:
I want to congratulate women on the holiday of spring,
The tenderness of flowers and the brilliance of the sun,
May your days be always clear
and the sun will peek in your window!
In our garden, all the women are beautiful!
Look at their faces, they are radiant, clear!
The smile of every woman is worthy of adoration,
And each of them is a role model!
And no matter who they work in our garden,
It's just women, at least once a year!
Being a manager is not an easy task,
The main thing here is wisdom, and strength, and will.
A smile for everyone, sleepless nights.
There are so many women here, but there is only one!
Let the leader be calm
When there is such an accountant-manufacturer!
Calm, wise, weigh everything more than once,
There is such a woman in our garden!
Is it easy to be a Methodist, you say?
Our little beauty
I completely dug into my documents,
And she has almost no strength left ...
The caretaker has a lot of work in the garden,
Plates, toys and blankets…
And a lot of problems in the economic part,
And you are just a woman who deserves happiness!
Experienced educators work no less,
But they are also real women!
We call them masters, elders,
But it will be more correct - the wisest women!
Everyone is worthy of respect!
And of this we have no doubt!
And these are young, lovely, gentle creatures
Just starting their journey education!
We will help them all together.
Become wise masters in your work
Assistant educator is hard work.
Sometimes they are in a dress, shoes to put on so hunting!
Let's not forget about
That the nanny is a woman, with hard work!
Not everyone can do this job
But life endowed them with endurance!
Forget your worries for at least an hour
You are gentle women today with us!
In the kitchen, work is in full swing in the literal sense!
About how to make up - they have no thought.
Elena irina vera olga lyudmila svetlana
You best women– and that's quite a lot.
Keep our kids healthy
You will not learn from textbooks, books!
Our nurses are very experienced!
You women are amazing! We'll be honest with you!
But it would be boring in the garden without creativity!
Oh add. Teachers want to say very much!
Our speech therapist is an aesthetic woman,
Our physical hands - stylish and athletic woman.
There is a sociologist - a pragmatic woman!
There is a choreographer - a dancing woman!
And our favorite musicians,
Singers, poets and just talents!
It doesn't matter who each of you works for!
We congratulate everyone on the holiday now!
The host invites those wishing to compete for the title "Miss Harmony". Participants on stage! Let's give them a round of applause! Every woman strives for harmony. To harmony in everything. Now you, dear participants, will try "conquer" rank "harmonious" women. For this we have everything necessary: "track" wallpaper and your ardent desire to fold it like an accordion as soon as possible. Whose will be made faster and whose will have more folds, we will know after 1 minute. Ready? Then we create "Harmony"!
Upon completion, the winner is awarded a medal. "Miss Harmony".
presenter:
For children, the second mother -
garden teacher.
She knows a lot
The needlewoman herself.
The children's world is her occupation,
Real passion.
Be patient with the kids
Entertains them with games.
The presenter invites you to participate in the competition "Nimble Hands".
The girls are divided into pairs, they are given ribbons. The task is to tie two large and beautiful bows to each other for speed. The couple that made the bows faster than the others win prizes. In a disputable case, the quality of the bows is evaluated.
Humorous monologue "Pyshka"
Oh, my girls, oh girls, it’s good that we sat, talked, laughed. Before the girls leave, like this, put your paw on your heart, tell me, why do you all want to lose weight, why?
Husband me from time to time gets: “Yes, you are far from a mummy”.
I'm talking: "Why is it far, you are near"
He speaks: “When I try to hug you, my hands do not converge behind me”
That's right, you can not embrace the immensity. Girls, when we just met him, I came to his house for the first time, didn’t I have time to enter the apartment?
he is on my doorstep: “God, what forms!”
I'm talking: "Calmly! I'm not all in yet.". Of course, of course, there are some problems with weight, of course. Here in sporting goods I accidentally stepped on both feet of one man, he looked at his shoes, says, why did I come for flippers?
And my hubby is everything: “You with your figure will only star in the Titanic as an iceberg”
I'm talking: “Another role is crying for you when you are dystrophic at home, I can’t even turn on the fan in the heat, because there will be a new series Gone with the Wind”
declares to me: “With you, the car eats 2 times more gasoline”
I'm talking: “But the braking distance is 2 times shorter”
Girls Motherland needs donuts, we are of one use, if I served in the airborne troops, I would jump from a parachute faster than anyone. While the others are in the air, I would have already dug an anti-tank ditch. We are of one use. I climbed a ten-meter tower in the pool, I like to jump. Girls, I didn’t see, honestly, I didn’t see, the kid below was just learning to swim, for a long time he didn’t succeed. but as I saw from below., soaring on the wings of love, girls, right now the master of sports.
Once my husband and I were in the south, he told me He speaks: "Eat a lot of pineapples, they burn fat"
I'm talking:“My dear, yes, so many pineapples have not grown here” It's a shame to remember some Negro stuck and says to me: "GOODMONING LADY". I tell him right away said: "Nuka get out of here!"
"WOMAN VON RUSCHEN?"
I'm talking: “Rush, Rush, but not yours. What do you need Ganduras?
Listen, they find themselves riding elephants there .. Girls, I looked, there is an elephant. I don’t know, do elephants have midgets? NO? What kind of elephant is this, you can confuse me with him from the back. And this Mowgli is everything jumps: "Do you want to ride an elephant?" I I say: “Well, I want something, you ask the elephant” Well, as I thought, the elephant somehow got me to the jungle, I did it back.
And my hubby is everything: “Your existence refutes the whole theory of Darwin that man descended from apes. What the hell kind of branch can withstand such a monkey.
Listen, lying on the beach, I'm standing next to you in a chic sambrero, I like to dress beautifully, girls, I love this business, I'm standing in a chic sambrero. He me He speaks: “Listen, you, the dream of cannibals, at least take off your panama hat, otherwise people from afar take you for a fungus.
I tell him: "Calm down, if you blather, you will be left without a shadow." He does not understand what kind of happiness he has, he does not understand, he declares to me: “We don’t have a dacha, and you bought a double hammock.”
I'm talking: "Open your eyes, it's a bra"
Girls, when we get on the bus with him, we immediately give way to seats, right away, I just need to to tell: “So it is. now who does not get up on that fall "
Here I am my dear for my birthday declares: "I want you to look like a model." And gave, oh just don't fall. thong,. Well, such a swimsuit, there is still a rope passing behind. along the equator. I told him I say: "My dear, yes, on my figure, your thong will disappear without a trace." And then, what kind of figure do these models have, girls, you will excuse me, what is this? head, legs and three navels (points to himself) And the faces are angry, because at night the sausage dreams, but we do not dream of donuts, so our faces are good, which means that we are good in our souls, and good man there must be a lot, and that's all I wanted to tell you.
Let the warmth of awakened nature, the attention and devotion of men add strength and self-confidence to you. I wish you to meet every passing day with a smile and joy.
Let your feminine originality, charm, lightness always help you in solving difficult problems. Good health, prosperity and family warmth! Happy Holidays!
Corporate events are events that help unite the team. For many, they are associated with the New Year or the anniversary of the company, but everyone needs to have fun much more often, and March 8 is an occasion to congratulate beautiful girls and relax in a pleasant company.
A friendly male team has already come up with, h, but there is another problem: how to find a corporate party script for March 8 and spend time fun and unusual. If you still do not know how to please your women, we offer you some original options with contests.
“The best girls on the planet. Award Ceremony!
The idea of this event is that all the gathered women of the team during the holiday should be awarded in various nominations for achievements at work or personal qualities. As prizes, choose porcelain figurines, cosmetics sets and be sure to prepare ribbons with inscriptions. They can be: “Best coffee maker”, “For stress resistance shown at work”, “Main vest”, “For a bright head”, etc. During preparation, do not forget that every woman needs to be presented with a bouquet of flowers.
It would be nice to decorate the hall in the style of the Oscar ceremony: lay the red carpet and make a stage on which the awards will take place. Set up small tables for spectators, each should have drinks, fruits, snacks.
To make the evening memorable, the men of the company should take care of live music and invite artists performing tricks or parodies, a laser or fire show will make a special sensation.
The holiday begins from the moment when the host solemnly opens the ceremony, fanfares sound. The director of the company is invited to the stage first to congratulate women on March 8, the first toast is said. After that, the musicians begin to perform compositions about women and love. When the guests have eaten, drank and danced, you can start awarding prizes to the winners. Remember that all girls must receive gifts.
What competitions to offer?
Princess on the Pea
For the competition you need to invite 5-6 girls. Place a few peas, small potatoes or apples on the chairs and cover them with a cloth on top. The girls need to sit on chairs and determine how many objects are on it. The one who does everything correctly and faster than the rest wins.
The best workers
Couples participate in the competition: a guy and a girl or two girls. A frying pan is hung on the girl’s belt, and a ladle is hung on the young man. Within 2 minutes, the ladle should hit the pan as many times as possible.
Men's competition "Sculpture"
The leader's task is to create three men's teams of 3 people. Each with the help of adhesive tape and paper should fashion a female figure. The team that completed the task the fastest and made the most realistic proportions wins.
blind auction
The host of the holiday lays out several bundles on the table, in which various gifts are hidden. Men redeem lots and give them to women, talking about the benefits of the item. For example, a ladle is useful for soup, curlers for creating a beautiful hairstyle, etc.
The Right Contribution
To hold a contest, you will need several glass jars and a lot of small coins. All women who want to test their accuracy can participate in the competition. The task of each representative of the fair sex is to throw as many coins into the jar as possible.
Scenario of the corporate party "Evening without men"
Often girls dream of staying in a company without men, they want to gossip and chat with each other. What scenario for a corporate party on March 8 to choose in this case? You can spend "Evening without men." But this does not mean that the male half of the team should be bored at home. Young people who want to attend the festival must wear women's wigs and dresses and pretend to be girls all evening.
Even the host of the program should put on a woman's outfit and come up with a name for himself, preferably some unusual one.
- The host distributes diplomas to all participants in the party for active participation in the “Without Men” society, they meet new girls (that is, with guys in disguise). They talk about their interests, what clothes and styles they prefer, what they think about guys, etc.
- Divide all participants of the corporate party into two teams: one will consist of women, and the second will consist of disguised men. Their task is to determine who is better at handling unusual women's duties. Each girl must carry a tray on her head and not drop it. For each fall of an object - one penalty point. The team with the fewest points wins.
- Another competition is "Pantomime". The teams remain the same, but only now they need to choose a captain who will receive words from the leader and portray them in any way so that the team can solve everything as quickly as possible.
- "Exclusive striptease" - an unusual performance, young people go on stage one by one, dance and show striptease, and dress in men's clothing. And already in the usual form, men congratulate the girls and give them gifts and flowers.
Corporate party in the style of the film "Only Girls in Jazz"
If you are looking for a March 8 script for a corporate party in a women's team, then better options you won't find. Every woman will feel like the very best, before choosing gifts, be sure to remember that Darling (the heroine of Marilyn Monroe) and the actress herself loved bright and shiny jewelry. It is they who can be made awards for winning the competition. If the corporate budget allows, then you can buy products with Swarovski crystals. Preference should be given to bouquets of orchids and roses. The basis of the evening should be contests, you can come up with them yourself or use our options. 
"Girls' best friends are diamonds!"
To hold a competition, you will need a fishing line or thin wire and large beads various forms. The task of each girl is to string as many beads as possible in 2 minutes. The one with the most chic decoration wins.
"Marilyn Walk"
Marilyn Monroe's hip gait is known to many. To make it perfect, the actress sawed off the heel. Girls, in order to reproduce the gait, need to tie their legs at the knees and try to walk as much as possible. The one that can cover the greatest distance wins.
Portrait of Monroe
The host must prepare templates with the image of a famous actress in advance. Each participant in the competition decorates the template with felt-tip pens, pencils, but it is better if decorative cosmetics are used for these purposes. The winner can be determined by applause.
As you know, March 8 is a holiday of spring and female beauty. And if this beauty is present in your team, you just need to arrange a bright, memorable holiday for the ladies in honor of And in order for everyone to have fun and be interesting, you must definitely include contests in the program. For a corporate party on March 8, such entertainment is the best fit. It will be a great addition to a traditional feast. So let's take a look at the most interesting contests, with which you can organize a cool corporate party on March 8.
Competition "Second Half"
A fun corporate party on March 8 can be done as follows. All women in your team can participate. Prepare opaque ones before the start of the competition. These can be scarves, scarves. The heroes of the occasion should be placed in the center of the hall and blindfolded. Then around them you need to line up men who, at the signal of the leader, should move in a circle or arbitrarily. And at this moment, the girls must catch their man. The result can be presented in different ways: established couples can participate in other pair competitions, or the man who was caught should say an interesting compliment to “his” girlfriend and congratulate her on the holiday.
Competition "Strongman"
Men must participate in this competition. Women will be judged harshly. So, the meaning of entertainment is that women need to determine the strongest man in the team. In order to demonstrate their strength, men will have to perform various tasks, for example, who will do more push-ups from the floor or pull themselves up. Well, friendly kisses of the beautiful half of the team will be a pleasant prize.
Contest "Creators"
The participants in this competition are men. You will need to prepare a lot of balloons and inflate them, and the balloons should be of different diameters. Also prepare scissors and markers. Men need to be divided into 2-3 teams and distribute the necessary equipment to each group. The task of the participants is to build a female figure from the balls. The team whose sculpture is closest to reality wins.
Contest "Guess"
You will need: printed letters, a gift box, surprises that begin with the letters of the word that you write next.
Cards with letters should be printed on sheets of paper, from which the word WOMAN can be added. Each letter has its own surprise, which is in the box. For example, G - chewing gum, E - blackberry, H - scissors for manicure, W - brush for clothes, I - needles, H - handkerchief, A - accessory.
All girls of the team take part in the competition. The task of women is to be the first to guess what surprise is hidden behind the letter shown by the presenter. Such March 8 will not only diversify your event, but will also become an excellent training of ingenuity!
Competition "Super Prize"
You will need to prepare an interesting souvenir item that is packed in beautiful paper. A note with a riddle is attached to the souvenir, then it is again wrapped in paper and a note with a new riddle is attached. You can make as many layers as you like.
Under the terms of the competition, the presenter reads out the first riddle, and the women's task is to guess. The one who guesses has the right to guess the next riddle. But if she answers incorrectly or does not know the correct answer, any other participant can guess. The woman who guessed the last riddle gets the super prize.
Contest "Show-off"
This competition will require various items that women use in life. Attach a note with their name to each item. Each participant takes a note and tries to draw the name of the item. All the other girls guess. The girl who guessed the name first gets the item. You can prepare items so that they are interconnected, so that women would have a scene for March 8 at a corporate party.
Competition "Best Smile"
You will need a ruler or meter. The entire female half of the team must participate in the competition. Women need to stretch the smile as wide as possible, and the leader will measure it with a ruler. Having measured the smiles of all employees, the presenter finds the owner of the widest one, for which she receives the Miss Smile medal.
Competition "Rachki"
The following attributes will be required for the competition: two pairs of flippers and two pairs of mittens, the same number of "Rachki" sweets for both teams, two chairs.
The competition must be held in the form of a relay race. Players of both teams, on a signal, must quickly put on mittens and flippers and run to a chair located on the opposite side of the hall, take candy from the chair, unfold it and put it in their mouth, then return to their place. The team that quickly eats all the candies from the chair wins. The winners get a kilogram of sweets.
Competition "Extra colleague"
Props for the competition: 9 chairs, which must be placed with their backs inside the circle, and the same number of men sitting on them.
10 girls participate in the competition. To the cheerful music, the girls walk in a circle, and as soon as the music subsides, they should sit on the knees of the men. The girl, who did not have enough chair, leaves the game with a chair and one man. The winner is the girl who got the last man in the chair.
As you can see, corporate contests on March 8 are varied. You can use the entire set presented here, or even remember something from your childhood. After all, corporate contests on March 8 do not have to be adults! On the contrary, everyone will fool around enough only "for".
Scenario of a corporate holiday dedicated to International Women's Day.
Characters:
1. 1st leader.
2. 2nd leader.
Scenario flow:
1 Block.
Fanfare. Clockwork German music sounds. 2 presenters dressed as village German boys come on stage.
1st: Allow me to introduce myself, ladies and gentlemen, my name is Hans.
2nd: And I'm Rumpeliptiludrich, by the way, I'm fond of the great-grandson of the famous German revolutionary Clara Zetkin
1st: And I'm the great-grandson of Rosa Luxenburg. Yes! Yes, it is thanks to our great-grandmothers that March 8 is celebrated in many countries of the world.
2nd: After all, it was they who came up with this spring holiday, as the day of the struggle of all women for equality
1st: Well, the struggle of women for equality, in my opinion, is no longer relevant, soon the men will go to the demonstration, but to congratulate you, our charming, beautiful, one and only, we men really have the opportunity.
2nd: And today, dear ladies, men from all over the world will congratulate you! And then your thunderous applause!
1st: Yes, yes, I remember what my great-grandmother bequeathed to me, she says, when you see women from the company (name of organization), so immediately organize congratulations for men from all over the world
2nd: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for us to take a little trip
1st: And the first country we go to is France
2nd: Yes, yes - a country of love, beauty, spring and spirits. Here we go! (Nothing happens).
1st. Wait, wait, let's get to France in the following way, we will play one game called "Engine".
Steam locomotive game.
The hosts choose 2 girls in the hall and announce them as the heads of trains No. 1 and No. 2, hand each pipe from the train and hang signs around their necks - “Colosseum - Paris”. At the command of the host, the "locomotives" go down to the dance floor, and all the vacationers choose the "locomotive" they like, cling to it - thus, trailers are obtained. Everyone together “rides” around the dance hall and, at the command of the leader, shouts loudly: “Tu-tu!” The train that collects more wagons wins.
1st: Any nonsense for you
Our ancestors personally accomplished
Because of your beautiful eyes
Madness and we are not uncommon
2nd: Ah, women, all our glory
You will like yourself
Oh amazing right
Captivate us and drive us crazy.
1st: Bonjour Madame and Monsieur
2nd: Salt, salt, salt - welcome to France.
1st: I am so glad to see so many beautiful and charming women here that I cannot resist and I want to invite you to take part in the national French game.
French game.
Five women are invited to the stage. 1st presenter takes them backstage. The 2nd presenter chooses one man in the hall and pours some French cologne on him. The girls are back. And at the command of the hosts they are looking for a "Frenchman", that is, he eats a man who smells of cologne.
Participant awards.
1st: Yesterday a lady, buying a leopard fur coat, asked me
- “Do you think the fur will not deteriorate in the rain?”
- "Madame, have you ever seen a leopard under an umbrella."
2nd: Well, in conclusion of our pleasant meeting, I want you to fill your glasses with wine. Our toast, which is so relevant in France - “A woman's clothes are her weapons. So let's drink to unarmed women."
Cheerful French music sounds, the presenters leave. Concert number.
2nd block.
A woman is with us when we are born
The woman is with us in our last hour
Banner woman when we fight
Woman - the joy of opened eyes
2nd: Happy holiday to you, dear women!
1st: And welcome to Brazil. And now you will witness the most grandiose show in the world - the carnival.
A girl runs in, whispers something in the leader's ear.
2nd: Due to the fact that the carnival artists are delayed, you will have to become not only witnesses, but also participants in this show. Now we will arrange a real Brazilian carnival.
The game "Samba, Rumba, Lambada".
Leading down to the dance floor. All men and women stand in a circle, turn to the right, take the person in front by the waist. The host says: “Samba”, everyone should step forward with their right foot, then “Rumba”, participants take a step forward with their left foot. When the host says “Lambada”, everyone in the circle, without removing their hands from the neighbor’s waist, dances the lambada. The DJ plays the appropriate music. The host says that he likes how everyone dances and complicates the task. Now all players take the shoulders not in front of the standing participant, but through one. The circle narrows, and it starts all over again: "Samba, Rumba, Lambada."
Awarding distinguished women.
1st: Yesterday I saw two beauties chatting about fashion “Long jackets for men are just a nightmare. You talk to a man and you don't see how he treats you"
2nd: Well, before you leave our country, I want you to fill your glasses. And I will speak from the bottom of my heart.
May women's day never end
Let the streams sing in your honor
Let the sun smile at you
And men give you flowers.
Your two Brazilian machos.
Happy Holidays, ladies.
Brazilian music sounds, the presenters leave. Disco.
3rd block.
1st: Hello!
2nd: Goodnight ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to America.
They shoot from a pistol.
1st: You, dear women, you, who shorten the life of each person individually and prolong it for all of humanity as a whole, you are more beautiful today than ever!
2nd: And Michael and I would like to invite you to take part in our national American game, which is called very simply "Hops"
Hops game.
Three girls come on stage. Michael sets up three chairs and puts an inflatable pump on each of them. Inflatable balls are fixed at the ends of the pump hoses. The task of the participants on the team is to start jumping on the pumps. The balloon should inflate accordingly. Whoever bursts the balloon first wins.
Participant awards.
1st: Well, as usual, let's raise our glasses. We say in Texas:
Be careful with a woman
She is incomprehensible
Looks like a minefield
And you are a sapper in front of a woman
2nd: Go and weigh your each
Your step and gesture
Don't blunder, otherwise it's a dick
A mine will explode and.... Goodbye!
So let's drink to you, our dear explosive ones.
It sounds country, the presenters leave. Disco.
4th block.
1st: Dear ladies, we wish you -
Always be happy in April and May!
2nd: Now and tomorrow, and thousands of years!
Now women hold the light!
1st: Welcome to Egypt. Today my friend Sheikh Suleiman and I will congratulate you on March 8!
2nd: And those who we like, we will take to our harem!
1st: Well, well, Ibrahim, do not jinx it. He jokes dear girls, do not be afraid! And I want five charming girls to take this stage! Now Suleiman you will see real Russian pop stars.
Game "Stars"
The 1st presenter distributes leaflets to the participants of the competition, on which the names of Russian pop stars are written. The girls take turns taking the stage and singing to the soundtrack in the image of the star that they got. For example: Zhanna Friske, Nyusha, Alla Pugacheva, Kristina Orbakaite, Valeria.
Participant awards.
1st: Well, before you leave Egypt, let's fill the glasses with the blessed drink. My toast to a woman! In difficult times - it really means a lot! Kohl is not hidden in the stream of phrases! And in the principles of self-giving! Happy holiday to you, my dear concubines!
Under east music sheikhs leave.
5th block.
1st: Welcome to Russia! I have a magic balalaika here - “Thinking out loud" Everything is very simple - just pick it up and we will immediately find out what you are thinking about!
The 1st presenter chooses any woman, hands her a balalaika. The DJ plays "thought", an excerpt from a famous song.
Balalaika game.
The 2nd presenter gathers the men, takes them backstage, where they dress up as March cats and prepare a holiday greeting.
1st: Well, that very solemn moment that we have been waiting for so long has come. So, meet - 8 March cats!
1st. We came to celebrate you
Congratulations dear ladies!
2nd. Let's sing and have fun.
It's a sin not to get drunk today!
3rd. Let's celebrate the holiday together
Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts!
4th. Ten times or even twenty
We wish you wealth!
5th. In other words, money is nonsense,
The main thing is health!
6th. Yes!
7th. Happiness to all of you, full house
8th. And great love in it!
Together: Hooray!!! (crackers blow up).
1st. Well, now I want to invite the director of the company to this stage with holiday wishes.
Director's speech.
2nd: Allow me to take my leave, dear women. Goodbye, the cutest, the most beautiful, the most desired ...
Leading(Blowing kisses) They leave.
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