Humorous scenarios for February 23 for colleagues. Accuracy test

20.10.2019

Good day! The people are joking - on the evening of February 23, our country becomes completely defenseless. All men, from the smallest boys to grandfathers who remember the war years, celebrate Defender of the Fatherland Day. Established almost a century ago, the Day of the Red Army and Navy, gradually transformed into a completely different holiday - Men's Day. Until 2002, however, February 23 was a weekday, a working day - except that colleagues at work organized corporate parties, prepared the male half of employees

Scenario for February 23 in the circle of employees

February 23 scenario in the circle of employees for a team of 15-30 people, lasting 3-6 hours.

For the event you will need:
Presents for men.
Treat.
Props for games and competitions.
Prizes.

Event Plan
Congratulation, presenting gifts.
Banquet.
Comic test “Who is who”.
Contests for real men
Competition "War of the sexes".

Scenario

Congratulation, presenting gifts

The holiday begins with the presentation of gifts to men and congratulations. It is desirable that the congratulations are not too long and official. It is better to perform it in poetic or song form. It is preferable in congratulations to name each man by name and say a few pleasant words about him.

Comic test “Who is who”

Examples of inscriptions: Intellectual. Casanova. Sex giant. Ideal husband. Secret agent. The strongest. Psychic. Mage and Wizard. Commander. Lord. Scrabble. The most temperamental The best fighter. The most dexterous. A professional in his field.
It is even more interesting not just to make inscriptions, but to cut out from magazines and paste pictures corresponding to the inscriptions.
During the preparation of the cards, it is necessary to be extremely correct and make sure that the invented inscriptions do not hurt anyone's dignity and offend no one.

Real men contests

Accuracy

For a competition in accuracy, it is best to use the game "Darts" - factory-made.
An easier option is to throw markers or felt-tip pens (with an open cap) from a distance of 3-5 m at a target drawn on a piece of paper attached to the wall. The most accurate participant receives a prize point.
The marker should be designed for drawing only on paper, then it will be easy to wash off any traces of it with alcohol.

best toast

After that, each participant receives a glass of strong drink. The contestants take turns toasting and drinking the contents of the glass. The one who completes the task best of all receives a bonus point.

best compliment

The one whose compliment women like more than others receives a prize point.

Competition “War of the Sexes”

Speech rate

For the competition, it is necessary to appoint several controllers who count the spoken words.

Throw range

One representative is called from each team. Their task is to throw a playing card as far as possible. It is possible to allow participants multiple attempts. In order not to confuse the thrown cards, you can invite one of the participants to throw red suits, and the other - black ones.
The team whose representative throws the card further (with several attempts, the best of the throws is counted) receives a bonus point.

dance

One more representative is called from each team. Their task is to perform the most original and exciting dance. The tempo of the music is constantly changing.
The team whose representative performs the best dance receives a bonus point.

Knowledge is power

All team players participate in this competition. copyright - http://sc-pr.ru The host asks the teams questions in turn. At the same time, the women's team is asked men's questions, and the men's team is asked women's questions.

Sample questions for women:
What is a carburetor part of? (motor)
What can you hit with a "pyr"? (On the ball)
Is the hood on the car front or rear? (Front)
What is Bullitt? (Penalty in ice hockey)
In what direction is the force applied when working with a saw: towards itself or from itself? (Push)
Do the Bure brothers play football or hockey? (in hockey)
Where was the 2002 FIFA World Cup held? (In Japan)
Which company's products have a checkmark logo? (Nike)

Sample questions for men:
Why do women drip nail polish on torn tights? (So that the arrow does not go on torn tights)
When threading a needle, what should be stationary: the needle or the thread? (Needle)
What is highlighting? (Coloring individual strands of hair)
Why would a woman need acetone? (Wash old nail polish off)
What is the name of a small purse that stores items needed to do makeup? (Cosmetic bag)
Do they put yeast in shortbread dough? (Not)
Do I need to wash off the dye from the hair after dyeing it? (Yes)
Wax, cream, mechanical devices, laser devices can be used for this process. What is this process? (Depilation)

The team with the most points receives a prize - a cake or a bottle of champagne).

Helpful Hints

Original congratulations to male colleagues on February 23

Twenty third of February…

Finally with us

Congratulations, colleagues!

We've got a tsunami!

This holiday will overwhelm us,

Wrap in fetters

He really wants us

Everyone was healthy!

To laugh heartily

To have fun

To champagne with cognac

Get rich again!

Happy twenty-third of February

Dear colleagues!

At work for me

The best neighbors!

From the bottom of your heart dear

Congratulations on the holiday!

And health to you, and happiness

I wish you the strength!

Also, great success

And huge awards

And I wish you money

Large and immodest!

Be happy colleagues

On the holiday of February!

The best blessings in the world

I wish you!

Festive snow is fluffing outside the windows,

And here we lightly melt.

Happy Defender Day congratulations to colleagues,

We give simple gifts.

Let the machine guns not be seen in the hands,

And the tanks are hidden in boxes.

With such protection we do not know fear -

Brave, brave boys.

And I want to wish such a holiday

You have a strong Spirit and Word.

What would your colleagues and Motherland

Praised over and over again.

Scenario February 23 in the office

The scenario "Corporate collage" is suitable for congratulating men on Defender of the Fatherland Day at work. It can be an addition to gifts and treats. Women make a collage of photos of employees in advance and place it in the office on the eve of February 23rd. This February 23 scenario is suitable for firms or companies where there are many male employees, preferably of different professions.

On the eve of the holiday, female employees must find photographs of all male colleagues. You can use photos that are left from previous corporate holidays.

Fasten several paper sheets to make a stretch about 2-3 meters long, depending on the number of men in your company. You can also use the reverse side of the wallpaper.

For each male employee, select pictures on the Internet depending on his character, behavior, habits, or related to his work.

Using any photo editor (Paint, Photoshop), overlay the faces of employees on these pictures to get a complete image as a result.

Print all the pictures, cut off the excess, leave only the plot of the picture and stick it on the banner. Leave a place in the center of the poster for congratulations and a little above for the inscription.

At the top, write "Dear men, smile, we congratulate you!" In the middle of the stretch, write a congratulation on February 23 to your colleagues. Under each picture, you can make an inscription in the form of a funny ditty about employees. Also, under the congratulations, each employee can sign on the poster and write any wish to the men.

The night before, February 22, when all the men have already dispersed, hang a poster on the most prominent wall in the office.

Don't forget to have your cameras ready to capture the reaction of the men when they see your creation. Good mood in the company for the whole day is guaranteed.

This scenario is suitable for a small office, consisting of several offices, whose employees have a sense of humor. To create a festive atmosphere for colleagues, he offers to organize a holiday in military style.

Preparation for the holiday, you must start in the evening. Wait for the men to leave their jobs and start preparing. Print the signs on the door in the form of the inscriptions "Shrafbat", "Fuel warehouse", "Nurses", "Radio shack", etc.

You can write "Headquarters" on the chief's office. In the hall, on one of the walls, attach the sign "Voencommissariat", and next to it, attach a ruler with markings from 1 to 2 meters. Near the labels, sign:

- 160 cm - "But economic"

165 cm - "Small, but daring"

170cm - "Hero-lover"

175 cm - "Standard set"

180 cm - "Model"

185 cm - "The Perfect Man"

190 cm - "Calancha"

200 cm - "Uncle Styopa the Giant"

Prepare questionnaires for men, questions will concern women. For example, who is your ideal woman?

For the festive table, buy strong alcoholic drinks, these will be one hundred grams of fighting for your men. For a snack: jacket potatoes, herring, lard, onions.

As a gift for each man, prepare a linen bag, put matches, soap, tea and socks in it. Triangle wrap a piece of paper with wishes for February 23.

Wishes can be individual, and can be the same for everyone.

So, the holiday comes, men come to work. Women with a medical bandage on their arm meet them and escort them to the Military Commissariat.

Each man is given a piece of paper. It's written on the sheet. FULL NAME. conscript, age, weight, volumes. Volumes are measured by nurses and recorded on his sheet.

Then the men are brought to the ruler and their height is measured. But they write down exactly those names that correspond to their growth.

After that, the men hand over all the sheets, and on the basis of them they receive a military ID, which says that the man is fit for service only in reserve battalions.

But for the service at work, men are fit and completely healthy. Therefore, they are called to serve for the benefit of the company for a long time. Demobilization does not shine for them.

The last item on the script for February 23 will be an invitation to everyone to the festive table, where, in between toasts, excerpts from their questionnaires will be read.

Comic script for February 23

Many companies have a great tradition associated with large-scale celebration of certain dates. main feature This custom lies in the fact that solemn corporate events dedicated to various holidays perfectly bring employees together. After each corporate party, the atmosphere in the team becomes more friendly, warm and open. Therefore, in many companies, employees take the organization of festive events at work seriously.

Most often, New Year and the birthday of the director of the company are celebrated at work. However, many companies pay attention to other significant holidays, including Defender of the Fatherland Day. It is on February 23 that women have the opportunity to congratulate their male colleagues. On this day, many companies hold festive events dedicated to men. Usually, women take care of all organizational issues related to holding corporate celebrations in honor of the holiday on February 23rd.
Preparation for the celebration of February 23 begins with the decoration of the office. Women need to take care to use balloons and other accessories to create a festive atmosphere at work. Well, since there is nothing complicated in this, women will not have problems with decorating the workplace.

A festive atmosphere in the office is only half the battle. It is not enough to spend a fun, original and unforgettable holiday at work. So in addition to decorating the workplace, take care of the festive script for the corporate party dedicated to the Defenders of the Fatherland Day.
Holiday start

You can have fun celebrating February 23 at work with the most different ways. However, this scenario will allow you to have a really cool Defender of the Fatherland Day with colleagues. However, it is not necessary to strictly follow all the recommendations. But in this scenario, you will find some really interesting ideas that will decorate your holiday.

To spend February 23 at work according to such a cool scenario, choose two cheerful and sociable women who will act as hosts. It is on their shoulders that the holding of a festive corporate event will fall. However, you must prepare for the holiday itself by the entire female part of the team.
Events begin with the gathering of guests. male part the team is seated in prominent places. Leaders go to the center of the hall.
First host:
Every year, on this day, February 23, our country celebrates the most courageous and patriotic holiday.
Second host:
On this winter day, all the soldiers who defended, defend and will defend our Motherland are honored.
First host:
To do this, it is not necessary to serve in the army and wear a military uniform. Every man is a defender of the family, loved ones and the Fatherland. Therefore, today is your holiday, dear colleagues!
Second host:
We, on behalf of the female half of our friendly team, congratulate you on the Defender of the Fatherland Day. Today we will try to do everything necessary to make you feel as cozy and comfortable as possible surrounded by your family colleagues.
First host:
So, dear men, relax, have fun and relax. And we, women, will delight and amuse you to the best of our ability.
After this introduction, the presenters join their colleagues. Someone representative of the female part of the team says a toast. Everyone drinks and moves on to snacks. After some time, the hosts again go to the center of the office or some hall in which the celebration of February 23 will be held at work.
First host:
Our holiday continues. And now it's time to have some fun.
Second host:
Do not be shy! Actively participate in games and contests that we have prepared especially for you, dear men.
Games and contests
To really have fun on February 23 at work, prepare the maximum number of various contests and cool games. If you think that a few games will be enough to have fun at a corporate holiday event, then you are wrong. There must be many. At the same time, it is not at all necessary that all games be related to military topics. The main thing is that they are fun.
Almost all men like the spirit of competition. Based on this fact, choose only those games that you can win. In such competitions, the male half of the team will participate much more actively.

1. Knights and hussars are masters of compliments
Real men are able not only to defend their homeland, but they also know how to make beautiful compliments to women. Recall, at least, Don Quixote, who at one moment bravely fought with his enemies, and at the next showered women with compliments. So why don't you run a compliment master competition among your peers?

To conduct this competition, prepare pieces of paper with the names of all the representatives of the female part of the team. Put them in a box and invite each man to draw out one piece of paper. The task of men is to come up with the most beautiful, interesting and original compliment for the woman whose name is written on the piece of paper he stretched out. Whoever copes with this task best of all, wins.

2. Who am I?
To conduct this competition, you also need to prepare a certain number of pieces of paper. However, this time they need to write the names of not women, but all kinds of famous characters. The task of a man is to attach a piece of paper with an inscription on his forehead and, with the help of leading questions, find out who he is. The beauty of this competition is that it can be held during a feast.

3. Air battle
If you want your male colleagues to have a lot of fun on February 23rd, run this contest. To do this, you just need to buy a package of balloons and prepare a skein of strong threads. Before the contest starts, tie one inflated balloon to each arm and leg of all the men who want to play. When everything is ready, give the command to the men, whose task is to burst the balloons of colleagues, but at the same time keep their own. The winner is the warrior who, after a certain period of time, has the most balls left.

4 Armless Bartender
Every man should know how to pour beer correctly. On February 23, you have a great opportunity to find out which of your colleagues has this skill. To do this, you can hold the Armless Bartender contest.
Prepare several identical glasses and bottles of beer. Call colleagues who want to participate in this competition and invite them to pour beer into a glass without spilling a drop. However, immediately clarify that they will have to pour beer without the help of hands. Usually, in this case, most men hold the bottle between their legs and slowly pour the liquid into the glass. That "handless bartender" who quickly and accurately pours beer into a glass of everyone will win.

5. One-handed shredder
This competition is perfect for hosting a festive event in the office. To conduct it, you need to buy a newspaper. This attribute is sufficient.
Call all the willing men and line them up. Give each of them a piece of newspaper. The task of every man is to take in right hand newspaper and pull it forward. At the facilitator's command, the participants try to tear the newspaper sheet with one hand. In fact, this task is quite difficult. Therefore, the man who is the first to deal with it will win.
Of course, these are not all games that are suitable for celebrating February 23rd at work. In fact, you can come up with a huge number of different entertainment for this event. So if you take the selection of games and contests seriously, then your corporate holiday event dedicated to Defender of the Fatherland Day will turn out to be truly fun and memorable.
It is not necessary to play all the games in a row. Alternate them with drinks and snacks. Only in this case, the holiday on February 23 at work will be truly fun. If during the holiday you see that men are tired of games and competitions, then reduce the entertainment program. There is nothing wrong with this.

The end of the holiday
At the end, the presenters once again congratulate all the male colleagues present and present them with gifts. The holiday is over. Now men are forced to hold something similar on March 8th.

Scenario for February 23 for a large team

With your caring female hands, create a festive decoration for the room where the festive table will be laid. Attach helium balloons to the chairs of the defenders of the fatherland. Hang funny pictures on the theme of February 23 (there are a lot of pictures to choose from on the Internet). In general, you can not be limited to this space. Greeting Cards placed in all offices, even in the men's restroom.

Both presenters: Good evening! We solemnly consider the holiday open!

Presenter 1:
This day is approved not in vain!
There is no reason to be sad today!
Let's celebrate the beautiful...
No, not ladies, but our men!

Host 2:
February 23 is a special day when our men legally accept congratulations, compliments and gifts from the weak half of humanity.

Presenter1:
All men, young and old, today are surrounded by women's attention and care. We will start the holiday with showering our men with gifts.

Host 2:
Please receive and sign. With all our female soul, we give you the latest news in the world.

Presenter 1:
Only you will have an exclusive issue of the newspaper “..” (the name of a popular newspaper in the region) today.

On each copy of the newspaper, draw a heart (or attach a cut out of colored cardboard) with the name of a particular man.

There is a solemn delivery of newspapers to men.

Presenter 1:
The newspaper is not simple, but speaking.

Host 2:
To the angry calls of his wife, the newspaper replies in your soothing voice: "I'm busy, please do not disturb."

Presenter 1:
But do not think that we will get off only with spiritual food.

Host 2:
Your family and friends are committed to buying a new sofa you like.

Give each man a homemade booklet of sofa samples (print different pictures of sofas from the Internet and staple them with a stapler).

Presenter 1:
Today, words of gratitude from women are heard
In honor of the defenders of the fatherland, salutes are thundering!

Host 2:
So, let's at this festive hour
Let's raise our glasses to you!

Raising glasses.

Presenter 1:
There is an opinion among the people that women and men think and feel differently.

Host 2:
We will not agree with this opinion, nor will we refute it. Let's just do our test.

Competition

Materials for the competition (2 sheets of paper, colored pencils or felt-tip pens). One sheet of paper for women, another sheet for men.

Presenter 1:
Using the proposed inventory, each group of sexes will reproduce the image perfect woman in their opinion.

Host 2:
We ask each colleague to draw one element on the sheet.

During the competition, the hosts provide all possible assistance (provide pencils; if necessary, they remind them of the main attributes of women's clothing - a handbag, a hat, jewelry, etc.).
After the portraits are ready.

Presenter 1:
Shows portraits to those present. What beauties turned out!

Host 2:
So we found out the ideal external data of the dream girl of our courageous half of the team.

Presenter 1:
We also learned what kind of opponent the female half of our team represents.

Host 2:
And so we give this portrait (drawn by men) to the personnel department. I ask you to keep it as the apple of your eye, and under no circumstances allow the employment of a woman with similar external data.

Presenter 1:
The portrait (painted by women) is also transferred to the personnel department for eternal storage. We have no rivals here. Any attempts to get into our good-natured team of similar ladies, we kindly ask you to nip in the bud.

Host 2:
We continue to shower our defenders with gifts.

Presenter 1:
When selecting gifts, centuries-old observations of the tastes of men were taken into account.

Host 2:
With trepidation, we hand over these socks to you!

Presenter 1:
These socks are not just textile product one might even say magical.

Host 2:
For socks up to 100 years old, the “anti-hole” option functions, that is, the wear of the product is guaranteed for one century.

Presenter 1:
Along with the anti-holes, the “anti-stink” system has been successfully introduced, with five perfumes to choose from at the click of a finger.

Host 2:
One click and the sock releases an intoxicating blend of orange, mandarin, neroli, cedar, pepper and musk in the Chanel Allure Homme Sport edition. We advise you to use this fragrance when playing sports and when conquering high goals.

Presenter 1:
Two clicks - and you smell the smell of green apple, mint, pine needles, cedar, jasmine, lavender and sage from Hugo by Hugo Boss This function is recommended to use if you want to feel independent and enjoy freedom.

Host 2:
Three clicks and a lingering fragrance in the air with notes of apple and plum, as well as bergamot and scarlet grapefruit according to Lacoste Pour Homme. This smell is necessary for sexual adventures.

Presenter 1:
Four clicks and here it is Prada Man by Prada - a blend of vanilla, patchouli, geranium, lavender, abmra, musk, cardamom, saffron and sandalwood. This smell is used in cases of passionate behavior, for adamant and determined men.

Host 2:
And finally, five clicks - and you will be surrounded by a sophisticated aroma of the fruity-spicy group from Calvin Klein Be. This scent is bergamot with juniper, mandarin with lavender and peach with magnolia. This smell is recommended to be used only with very close communication.

Presenter1:
But these are not all the features of miracle socks.

Host 2:
At the whistle, the socks themselves crawl to the owner. So fly in, hurry up, sign for a gift!

Handing out socks.
If you give real socks, then the host’s phrase: “Options are connected at the address. Filkin's letters, 13 ".

If the purchase of socks is not possible, then give the drawn products with the host's phrase: “Due to the fact that the socks are super-exclusive, you will receive the originals at ul. Filkina letters, 13. Gifts are issued according to these cards.

Presenter1:
According to an old tradition, new clothes are subject to thorough washing.

Host 2:
male shoulder so secure
It's hard to live without you dear
Let the wine splash in the glass
For our defenders of the Fatherland!

Second raising of glasses.

Presenter 1:
So that you, our dear men, do not forget the military service ...

Host 2:
We propose to pass several standards, of course, adjusted for civil service.

Presenter 1:
The first thing we can offer is the standard for dressing.

Host 2:
I ask you to get out of order, that is, the table and disassemble the props.

Get as many military uniforms as you can get in advance. The main thing should be a complete set of clothes (pants, you can just take tights only big size, large family shorts, a headdress, any caps, even pioneer caps, a uniform, vests, boots or slippers, a belt, attach to uniforms a large number of badges, you can paper, sew shoulder straps with incomprehensible stars and stripes). It is better for the competition to choose a pair of candidates of a slender constitution so that they can wear the proposed clothes over their own. The more diverse the set, the funnier. Mix clothes together. Contestants must wear it, the generally accepted standard in the army is 45 seconds. Of course, no one will be able to invest in this period. During dressing, the presenters comment on the circumstances: “One 45 seconds, two 45 seconds”, they serve clothes.
After dressing the contestants.

Presenter1:
An honest mother, and what troops did you guys serve in?

Presenter2:
No wonder people say, live and learn. What ranks are you in?

Presenter1:
Warriors are needed. Let's move on to the second rule.

Host 2:
A minute of general trying on running on the spot.

It’s better to turn on cheerful music if possible (you can use V. Leontiev’s song “Green Traffic Light”, especially the part where the phrase “everyone is running” - make a “cut” of these words for a minute).

Presenter1:
Well done! Good run! Without stops!

Lead 2 feel the pulse:
Look, running hasn't affected me in any way. Now that's fitness!

Presenter 1:
Now let's see how things are going with you with throwing.

Host 2:
Again, as the people say, for a good soldier and a grenade gauntlet.

Standard:
At a certain distance, put a target on the chairs (you can use toy tanks or something else). To determine the distance of the target from the contestant, try to leave the “grenades” yourself in advance. Issue three "grenades" (mittens, gloves). The leaders give the command: "Pli." Next, comment on what is happening according to the circumstances. If the target is hit, then: "Target destroyed." If not, then “Nothing relatives, it’s hard when passing the standard, it’s easy in battle. We'll train after work."

Presenter 1:
In general, our women's hearts are under the protection of reliable hands.

Host 2:
We are proud to have such valiant warriors in our team!

Presenter 1:
We did a great job today. A man is not able to have fun for a long time on an empty stomach.

Host 2:
Therefore, we propose to continue the celebration at the festive table!

Scenario February 23 at the corporate

Corporate begins with the presentation of gifts to men and congratulations. It is desirable that the congratulations are not too long and official. It is better to perform it in poetic or song form. It is preferable in congratulations to name each man by name and say a few pleasant words about him.

Banquet

After congratulations, everyone sits down at the table. When compiling the menu for this holiday, it is advisable to take into account the tastes of men and not be limited to sweets and fruits, but to cook something more significant.

Comic test "Who is who"

As entertainment at the table, you can offer men a comic test. For the test, various ranks are written on the cards, and then each man pulls out one card for himself without looking.

It is even more interesting not just to make inscriptions, but to cut out from magazines and paste pictures corresponding to the inscriptions.

During the preparation of the cards, it is necessary to be extremely correct and make sure that the invented inscriptions do not hurt anyone's dignity and offend no one.

Real men contests

Another entertainment that matches the theme of the holiday can be a competition between men for the title of the best. The following competitions are held between those wishing to compete for this title.

Accuracy

For a competition in accuracy, it is best to use the game "Darts" - factory-made.

An easier option is to throw markers or felt-tip pens (with an open cap) from a distance of 3-5 m at a target drawn on a piece of paper attached to the wall. The most accurate participant receives a prize point.

The marker should be designed for drawing only on paper, then it will be easy to wash off any traces of it with alcohol.

best toast

The facilitator informs the participants that, without a doubt, a real man must know how to drink properly. However, the purpose of the competition is not to drink more than others, but to do it most gracefully.

best compliment

Since a real man must be gallant and be able to find an approach to a woman's heart, in this competition, participants compete in complimenting the fair sex.

The one whose compliment women like more than others receives a prize point.

Competition "War of the Sexes"

In order for not only men, but also women to have the opportunity to take an active part in the holiday, several competitions are held in which teams of men and women compete with each other.

Speech rate

Representatives from each team are called for the competition. They are invited to pronounce as many words as possible in 30 seconds. The team whose representative says more words receives a bonus point.

For the competition, it is necessary to appoint several controllers who count the spoken words.

Throw range

The team whose representative throws the card further (with several attempts, the best of the throws is counted) receives a bonus point.

dance

One more representative is called from each team. Their task is to perform the most original and exciting dance. The tempo of the music is constantly changing.

The team whose representative performs the best dance receives a bonus point.

Knowledge is power

All team players participate in this competition. The facilitator asks questions to the teams one by one. At the same time, the women's team is asked men's questions, and the men's team is asked women's questions.

Sample questions for women:

What is a carburetor part of? (motor)

What can you hit with a "pyram"? (On the ball)

Is the hood on the car front or rear? (Front)

What is Bullitt? (Penalty in ice hockey)

In what direction is the force applied when working with a saw: towards itself or from itself? (Push)

Do the Bure brothers play football or hockey? (in hockey)

Where was the 2002 FIFA World Cup held? (In Japan )

Which company's products have a checkmark logo? (Nike)

Sample questions for men:

Why do women drip nail polish on torn tights? (So that the arrow does not go)

When threading a needle, what should be stationary: the needle or the thread? (Needle)

What is highlighting? (Coloring individual strands of hair)

Why would a woman need acetone? (Wash old nail polish off)

What is the name of a small purse that stores items needed to do makeup? (Cosmetic bag)

Do you put yeast in shortcrust pastry? (Not)

Do I need to wash off the dye from the hair after dyeing it? (Yes)

Wax, cream, mechanical devices, laser devices can be used for this process. What is this process? (Depilation)

For each correct answer, the team receives a bonus point.

The team with the most points receives a prize - a cake or a bottle of champagne.

Helpful Hints

All competitions and competitions must be held in such a way that there are no dissatisfied and offended. It is much better to recognize the victory of several participants at once and give prizes to as many contestants as possible.

Scenario February 23 at work

Creating a festive atmosphere on this day is one of the main tasks of women. Let the men, when they come to work, find on the desktop a bottle of beer and a fish (you can fork out for cognac and chocolate). Spring is coming, but the flowers and the first green leaves on the trees are still far away. Create spring in the festive hall (office), decorate the walls, curtains with various homemade paper leaves and flowers. Also hang up paper-cut hearts with the inscriptions “We love”, “Appreciate”, “We believe”, “We are waiting”.

Presenter 1:
Every year on February 23, one of the most significant holidays is celebrated in our country -.

Host 2:
This holiday is a tribute to the soldiers who defended their Motherland without sparing their young lives during the Great Patriotic War And who is now protecting her.

Presenter 1:
Today, February 23, has become an informal celebration of all men, the holiday is celebrated by colleagues in their teams, in families. The holiday is truly massive.

Host 2:
We will try to make you, our defenders, feel comfortable surrounded by your native team, in a festive and warm atmosphere.

Presenter 1:
So, dear men, relax and have fun, and women will entertain you, congratulate you and, to the best of their ability, help you relax.

Host 2:
We continue the celebration with good news. Letters have been sent to the address of our company (institution) with different corners peace.

Presenter 1:
Our dear men! Please accept sincere congratulations! It was on the eve of the glorious holiday that your heirs found you!

Preparation for this congratulation:
Take pictures of men. Further, depending on your art and computer knowledge, use Photoshop or other computer technologies to insert faces instead of children's faces. If it is not possible to perform this operation in the computer, simply cut out the man's face with scissors and stick it on the image of the child. To make children of different ages from babies to very respectable uncles and aunts (depending on the age of the newly-minted fathers), different sexes, you can make twins, triplets. Choose funnier photos of children, with some ridiculous pigtails, in a cap, with a cigarette in their hand, and so on.

The presentation of photographs of the “new child” occurs to each individual father: “News from (name of the settlement) from Maria Ivanovna” and further comments, for example: “What an appetite, Petrovich is all in you!” (photo of a baby with a spoon at the table), “Oh, Petrovich, your masculine weighty word is immediately needed in raising this child. Look how the child blossomed without you” (photo of a teenager with a cigarette, beer, etc.), “Petrovich! Special personal congratulations to you! Father is a hero, he has cut so many! (twins, triplets) and the like, given the nature and habits of their male counterparts.

Based on the following aspects: cities visited on business trips, data from the biography (born, studied - in this case, mature children are suitable, as offspring of the consequences of cheerful student days), cities visited during vacations (including abroad ).

Presenter 1:
It is not a sin to raise glasses for the newly-minted dads. How many defenders and beautiful ladies they produced!

Host 2:
Now raise them with love
Seeing yourself in their face!

The first emptying of glasses.

Presenter 1:
But together with the children, you also get the most important new relative - the mother-in-law!

Host 2:
Lucky people!!! By the way, our gift will be very timely.

Presenter 1:
And we present you with a discount coupon for the service (the name of the printing house in your city).

Host 2:
There, with a big discount, you can order a calendar with a snake for 2013 for your mother-in-law with a photo of your mother-in-law.

Presenter 1:
And then play with the father-in-law and with all your guests throughout the year in the game "find 10 differences."

Presenter 1:
This device acts on the mother-in-law simply magnetically.

Host 2:
For example, at that happy time, when your mother-in-law is visiting you, you return home drunk. And in the pocket is a device.

Presenter 1:
And the mother-in-law meets you: “O light of the sun of my eyes! May the hour be blessed when I see you! Come, my lord, I baked pancakes for you!”

Host 2:
BUT? Feel the difference? That's it, don't part with the instrument.

Presentation of a miraculous device (just a button).

Presenter 1:
It's time to show in practice how funny and resourceful you are.

Host 2:
Real men are invited to the competition (choose 4 men)!

Competitive program.
Required material for the competition: fruits, raincoats, two basins or pots, water, beer, beer snack, cocktail tubes, plates. Competition 1.
Divide men into pairs (choose the same height). Pairs of competitors are given an apple each, which they must press with their foreheads, facing each other. And in this position, get to the intended goal (at the other end of the office, put basins of beer on the chairs). The fastest pair are the winners. Before the start of the passage with an apple, one of the leaders commands, when everyone is ready - “To the start, attention, march!”

Competition 2.
Now you need to dress the men (competitors) in raincoats. Drop fruits (small-sized apples, tangerines, lemons, grapes) into bowls with beer. The task of the competitors: without the help of hands, with their teeth, get fruit from the basin. For this, raincoats are needed so as not to soak the festive attire.
While taking out fruit, the presenters stand with plates in which the caught trophies are laid out, serve napkins to wipe their faces. It is necessary to get fruits in turn.

Presenter 1:
What other team would arrange such a holiday for you, whole bowls of beer!

Host 2:
But that's not all, please get the straws for the cocktail, but not yet for the beer. Five minutes (or less, depending on the quantity of the product offered) are given for obtaining a snack.

Presenter 1:
And an appetizer, for all tastes, pointing to the plates: and salted nuts, squid, horse mackerel, crackers with aspic and horseradish. Wow!

Host 2:
Time has come gentlemen!

When collecting snacks, the straws can be used in two ways: To attract products with air, or according to the principle of Chinese chopsticks, which the competitors must be informed about, and accordingly give out two straws per person.

The couple that ran faster with an apple in their foreheads, pulled out fruit from the beer and collected more snacks, that one is the winner of the competition (if it is difficult to determine by these criteria, then the couple that did everything with a great sense of humor, with jokes).

The winners are given a 2-liter bottle of beer, the losers - 0.5 liters. They themselves collected a snack for themselves and the basins can also be handed over, of course, with the return of the container.

And you can pour water into one basin, beer into another basin, what to report. The right to dive into beer is played as follows. At the bottom of one container put a candy - a dummy (put paper in a candy wrapper instead of a candy), in another container only sweets. It is necessary to eat everything and find a dummy, the lucky ones get a basin of beer. Instead of sweets, it is permissible to use other products (for example, put one nut or other variations in crackers), most importantly, " happy ticket” should be at the bottom so that it takes time and effort to find it.

Presenter 1:
So, one part of the team took the beer to its heart's content. What about the rest are not people?

Host 2:
So let's raise a glass
For the most reliable on this earth,
For our men, without whom
We can't imagine life!

For men! Raising glasses.

Presenter 1:
We continue our entertainment and educational program!

Host 2:
We have prepared some form of vocal music that combines poetic lyrics with upbeat music. To put it simply, accept from us, women, the song "Oh, viburnum is blooming."

Oh, viburnum blooms in a field by a stream
I sing this song for you friends
I love men, to my misfortune
And I'm happy to run to Kalina on a date

And the man lives - does not know about it
Why is the girl thinking about him

Better than you, men, in the whole world there is no!

And my love is stronger every day
And all the time I'm ready to sing about her
I live without knowing any hassle
After all, a man will always come to my aid!

I congratulate you on the holiday from the bottom of my heart
And I wish you light love with me
By the stream from the viburnum the color flies
Better, cooler sex than with me!

A girl's love, stronger every day.
And not only sing, I want to scream about her
Let the viburnum bloom in the field by the stream
I love men, you are my best friends!

Presenter 1:
What are songs without dashing dances?

Host 2:
Yes, but dancing is on your conscience, our defenders.

Presenter 1:
Nothing compares to the beauty of the graceful movement of the male body in dance!

Host 2:
And we will slap and stomp you! I personally invite you to dance (call all the men).

Organization of entertainment: Under the appropriate melody, men must walk a given distance in the rhythm of the dance. In one direction - one dance, in the other direction - another dance. Dances: hopak, lambada, waltz, squat. In paired types of dance (waltz), if a man lacks a pair, then one of the leaders makes a pair.

Presenter 1:
As a rule, giving gifts is the prerogative of men.

Host 2:
But today, by right, women present them to you.

Presentation of gifts (gifts can be useful for the household or comic).

Presenter 1:
Dear men and beautiful ladies, we invite you to join the festive table!

Host 2:
With a clear conscience, we can freely take our "share" of alcoholic beverages and have a good snack.

With your caring female hands, create a festive decoration for the room where the festive table will be laid. Attach helium balloons to the chairs of the defenders of the fatherland. Hang funny pictures on the theme of February 23 (there are a lot of pictures to choose from on the Internet). In general, you can not be limited to this space. Place greeting cards in all offices, even in the men's restroom.

Both presenters: Good evening! We solemnly consider the holiday open!

Presenter 1:
This day is approved not in vain!
There is no reason to be sad today!
Let's celebrate the beautiful...
No, not ladies, but our men!

Host 2:
February 23 is a special day when our men legally accept congratulations, compliments and gifts from the weak half of humanity.

Presenter1:
All men, young and old, today are surrounded by women's attention and care. We will start the holiday with showering our men with gifts.

Host 2:
Please receive and sign. With all our female soul, we give you the latest news in the world.

Presenter 1:
Only you will have an exclusive issue of the newspaper “..” (the name of a popular newspaper in the region) today.

On each copy of the newspaper, draw a heart (or attach a cut out of colored cardboard) with the name of a particular man.

There is a solemn delivery of newspapers to men.

Presenter 1:
The newspaper is not simple, but speaking.

Host 2:
To the angry calls of his wife, the newspaper replies in your soothing voice: "I'm busy, please do not disturb."

Presenter 1:
But do not think that we will get off only with spiritual food.

Host 2:
Your family and friends are committed to buying a new sofa you like.

Give each man a homemade booklet of sofa samples (print different pictures of sofas from the Internet and staple them with a stapler).

Presenter 1:
Today, words of gratitude from women are heard
In honor of the fireworks thunder!

Host 2:
So, let's at this festive hour
Let's raise our glasses to you!

Raising glasses.

Presenter 1:
There is an opinion among the people that women and men think and feel differently.

Host 2:
We will not agree with this opinion, nor will we refute it. Let's just do our test.

Competition

Materials for the competition (2 sheets of paper, colored pencils or felt-tip pens). One sheet of paper for women, another sheet for men.

Presenter 1:
Using the proposed inventory, each gender group will reproduce the image of the ideal woman in their opinion.

Host 2:
We ask each colleague to draw one element on the sheet.

Presenter 1:
Shows portraits to those present. What beauties turned out!

Host 2:
So we found out the ideal external data of the dream girl of our courageous half of the team.

Presenter 1:
We also learned what kind of opponent the female half of our team represents.

Host 2:
We continue to shower our defenders with gifts.

Presenter 1:
When selecting gifts, centuries-old observations of the tastes of men were taken into account.

Host 2:
With trepidation, we hand over these socks to you!

Presenter 1:
These socks are not just a textile product, one might even say magical.

Host 2:
For socks up to 100 years old, the “anti-hole” option functions, that is, the wear of the product is guaranteed for one century.

Presenter 1:
Along with the anti-holes, the “anti-stink” system has been successfully introduced, with five perfumes to choose from at the click of a finger.

Presenter1:
But these are not all the features of miracle socks.

Host 2:
At the whistle, the socks themselves crawl to the owner. So fly in, hurry up, sign for it!

Handing out socks.
If you give real socks, then the host’s phrase: “Options are connected at the address. Filkin's letters, 13 ".

Presenter1:
According to an old tradition, new clothes are subject to thorough washing.

Host 2:
A man's shoulder is so secure
It's hard to live without you dear
Let the wine splash in the glass
For our defenders of the Fatherland!

Second raising of glasses.

Presenter 1:
So that you, our dear men, do not forget the military service ...

Host 2:
We propose to pass several standards, of course, adjusted for the civil service.

Presenter 1:
The first thing we can offer is the standard for dressing.

Host 2:
I ask you to get out of order, that is, the table and disassemble the props.

Get as many military uniforms as you can get in advance. The main thing should be a complete set of clothes (pants, you can just take only a large size tights, large family shorts, a hat, you can use any caps, even pioneer caps, a uniform, vests, boots or slippers, a belt, attach a large number of badges to uniforms, you can paper, sew shoulder straps with incomprehensible stars and stripes). It is better for the competition to choose a pair of candidates of a slender constitution so that they can wear the proposed clothes over their own. The more diverse the set, the funnier. Mix clothes together. Contestants must wear it, the generally accepted standard in the army is 45 seconds. Of course, no one will be able to invest in this period. During dressing, the presenters comment on the circumstances: “One 45 seconds, two 45 seconds”, they serve clothes.
After dressing the contestants.

Presenter1:
An honest mother, and what troops did you guys serve in?

Presenter2:
No wonder people say, live and learn. What ranks are you in?

Presenter1:
Warriors are needed. Let's move on to the second rule.

Host 2:
A minute of general trying on running on the spot.

It is better, if possible, to turn on cheerful music (you can use V. Leontiev's song “Green Traffic Light”, especially the part where the phrase “everyone is running” - make a “cut” of these words for a minute).

Presenter1:
Well done! Good run! Without stops!

Lead 2 feel the pulse:
Look, running hasn't affected me in any way. Now that's fitness!

Presenter 1:
Now let's see how things are going with you with throwing.

Host 2:
Again, as the people say, for a good soldier and a grenade gauntlet.

Presenter 1:
In general, our women's hearts are under the protection of reliable hands.

Host 2:
We are proud to have such valiant warriors in our team!

Presenter 1:
We did a great job today. A man is not able to have fun for a long time on an empty stomach.

Host 2:
Therefore, we propose to continue the celebration at the festive table!

For congratulations, 4 women are needed.

One February evening three girls at the table

Maybe they ate, maybe they drank, well, in short, they talked.

Discussed in order: prices, dreams, hair styling,

Fashion, cats, movies, books and weather in Antarctica,

And men - where without them, all three of them were “dismantled”!

And since the ladies' conversation is still going on

We will not interfere with them, discuss and condemn.

If only I were a queen...

Says the first girl.

For a family without quarrels and troubles

ban the internet...

Who Invented This Network?

Let him hang there!

At the monitor screen

Time flies by soon.

I drag my husband to bed -

Honey, you need to sleep at night!

He shoots me in my dream

Again "tanks" finishes,

How alive to wait for the morning?

This is the Kamasutra!

If only I were a queen...

Girl friend says...

I so that there would be no trouble

Football would be banned!

At home - only about football:

Who today will "go out" into the field,

Kohl game - transfer to bed,

It is useless to even wait...

Lost, won, even if by zeros.

Husband as if "replaced"

He is there in body and soul!

Leave - again the game,

That's such nonsense!

He has a favorite - the Club!

Do you have a beloved friend?

If only I were a queen...

The third says the girl.

I would immediately - I do not mind

Fishing would be banned.

And along the way, and hunting -

I'd rather take my work home.

All week preparation

Shot and gunpowder and skimmer

The drill is sharpened, the wad is clogged,

And I'm already chilling.

Just remember how yesterday

In your fridge -

Not an apartment, but a madhouse.

We talked for three hours

Everything seemed to be discussed.

About children. about the harvests

About the health of aunt Rai,

They chuckled and parted ways.

With the idea that one for all:

"My favorite is the best."

Don't judge women harshly

That sometimes language is our enemy.

They are ready to forgive.

Only betrayal will not be forgiven!

They just want to be with them

You are like God's grace

To give their love

They carried her to bed in her arms.

To feel with all my heart

Near the heart is a sweet beat ...

And the maggot? What a bug…..

We'll pick it up somehow.

1. Comic scene from women: “Cucumbers”

Comic scene-congratulations on February 23 to colleagues
Awesome comic scene for February 23! Rzhach is guaranteed!

Source: www.porgi.ru

Congratulations on mobile:

EVERY SOUL IS HAPPY FOR THE HOLIDAY

Corporate event for the holiday of Defender of the Fatherland Day is a responsible event. On the one hand, this day is associated with the military theme, and on the other hand, a man is not only a soldier, he is also a family keeper, earner, worker.

But how to immediately reflect all these aspects, congratulating men on their holiday, and even at work?

We present a cheerful scenario for February 23, which, we hope, will please everyone, give everyone a spark of joy and youthful enthusiasm!

SKILLED FIGHTER EVERYWHERE GOOD

This scenario does not mean passively receiving congratulations, but the direct participation of the men themselves in giving themselves pleasure when participating in games and competitions.

The participants are all men, the host is a charming girl dressed in the style of a show business star. The leader may have assistants. Or responsibilities can be distributed among several leaders.

Well, this long-awaited day has sent!

So, there is no reason to shirk.

Participate in competitions for you - relentlessly!

What did you think? You are men!

Experienced, smart and active.

Let's start with military discipline!

What did you think? You are men

The refrain of Pugacheva's song "Oh, what a man was - a real colonel" sounds.

And then the chorus of Allegrova's song "Junior lieutenant, young boy."

The cards are in some kind of military headdress, hat, cap, peakless cap, helmet, etc.). Men should not see what cards they take out.

If there are more men in the team than there are titles, then the missing number is obtained with “Private” cards. All men must line up, according to the seniority of the ranks on the cards.

Leading, in a commanding tone:

Now you have a task ahead of you.

An example to show your mental power.

All cards are different, everyone will get it.

For some it's easier, for others it's easier.

And there will be such a task for everyone:

You will need to get up, in essence,

Distributed by seniority.

Togo will not be hanged on the honor roll.

We got up quickly. You are not here!

There are more important contests waiting for you.

All the men took their paper, distributed themselves according to seniority, stood in a line.

YOU WILL NOT CAPSE A SPY - YOU WILL NOT LEARN ANYTHING

We continue the holiday with a cheerful and interesting competition, the essence of which is to "recruit" a girl from the audience of spectators by various persuasion or other actions. Prove that she is not an enemy, but a friend.

You can go for any tricks - bribery with sweets, kisses and hugs, or you can just grab and kidnap. Bring and put in front of the audience. The girls are given an order in advance: do not agree to anything! This can be done by agreeing in preparation for the holiday. But it would be better if no one except the presenters knew about this in advance.

"Attention! As part of the exercise, now a foreign intelligence agent will approach you, he will recruit you. Whatever he offers you - do not agree! As a test of the agent, ask him funny tasks. He will have to fulfill them. If he still manages to convince you that he is his own, and that you need a job for this agent, you may risk agreeing. Under your own responsibility!”

At ease, comrades. Everyone disperse.

Everyone in their place, than you need to, sit down.

Well, we started preparing.

Right on the course we have recruitment.

As you can see, there are many beauties.

You are in the enemy's camp. Arsenal - seduction

With the help of flattery, deceit and clothes.

Gives sweets, kisses, tickles.

The girl listens to a compliment.

But how to recognize whose agent he is?

What if he lies, swears and quits?

What if he takes him to a provincial town?

What if they don't wear it anymore?

Men go and choose for themselves an “object of recruitment”, and then it’s his worries, how he will convince and whether he will be able to convince that he is his own. The winners who managed to complete the tasks and bring or carry the “object” onto the stage in their hands are awarded some kind of prize on a spy theme.

PLANT A TREE, BUILD A HOUSE AND GROW A BABY!

Oh very simple and funny contest. Three pictures are attached to the board or wall - a house, a tree, a child. An assistant with a pointer (possibly in a formal suit and big glasses, like a teacher) will point to these symbols from the famous saying.

Okay, stop fighting.

After all, dinner, a wife and a bed are waiting at home.

Everyone knows Ivan and Yegorka,

What the proverb says to all of us.

And a tree grows there under the window.

And a happy childhood runs there.

Everyone knows that truth from childhood!

You won't have any trouble

List the three steps in order:

Plant, build, grow. But - without looking back!

The assistant puts the one who volunteered (or herself takes someone out of the hall):

Love is reckless, stand like this.

And I'll point to the sign.

A couple more participants are called. For participation in the competition, some kind of comic prize is given.

Funny scenario February 23 colleagues
New, original script for a corporate party on Defender of the Fatherland Day in a work team!

Source: t-loves.narod.ru

A cool scenario for a corporate party on February 23 “Elevation of Na. »

The scenario is designed for an organization of up to 50 employees and is designed for a fun celebration in the office. Includes a large number funny contests and original congratulations from the female half of the team.

At the entrance to the office, the men are met by several colleagues who offer them to choose who they want to be today - a sailor or a paratrooper. Or you can give out distinctive attributes by drawing lots so that each team gets equal amount Human.

And to create a mood, each man, upon entering the room where the corporate party will be held, receives an Alenka chocolate bar as a gift, but instead of the girl’s face, the employee’s face should be depicted on the wrapper.

Registration

The place where the celebration is planned must be arranged in the color of military and sea wave.

1. Paper planes and ships should be hung from the ceilings on a fishing line.

2. For the photo zone, you need to make two large figures: a parachute and a submarine. Those who wish can choose: take a picture with a parachute soaring in the sky or explore the sea world on a submarine.

3. To save space, it is better to cover buffet tables- this will help free up more space for competitions and dances. You can add military-themed elements to the tables: toy tanks, airplanes.

Necessary props

1. Stickers in the form of stars.

2. List of songs for the contest "Guess the melody".

3. Two magnetic boards, two markers, two washing sponges.

4. Ten items for the "To the touch" contest.

5. Two suitcases with clothes, two matches.

6. Matchboxes, ribbons.

8. Musical blanks for competitions.

Leading: Our dear, brave sailors and handsome paratroopers! On this men's day - February 23 - our entire women's team congratulates you on Defender of the Fatherland Day, and wishes you to always keep your eye on luck, good spirits, eternal youth desires and feelings! And as an initial greeting, please accept our special musical gift!

Women's group performance

Two girls perform a song-alteration to the motive of the song "Fortuneteller", with them a small group of girls on the dance floor.

Fashion changes daily

But as long as there is a white light

Without men there is no good weather

There is no people without men.

Even in the cards of the old gypsy

Through times the king, then the jack.

Yes, and we will tell you without trickery:

There is a white light on men.

What can I say, what can I say.

Happy holiday to you, men,

And we want to wish you

And courage and strength.

You miss the stars in the sky

Hold a tit in your hands

Don't forget to dream sometimes

Store heat particle.

We wish you more happiness in life

Do not be sad for nothing.

Congratulations on this day

Although you were not in the army yourself.

We wish a fair wind

Your life ships.

We dedicate this song to you

Noble to their kings.

Leading: Applause to the charming sailors and paratroopers. And now the floor is given to the director of the company (full name).

(The director gives a short congratulatory speech).

Leading: At the beginning of our holiday, you had a choice: who to become - a paratrooper and a sailor. Divide now into groups according to your choice and let's see who is the most here.

Scenario February 23 at work "Saviors of the Galaxy"

Defender of the Fatherland Day is historically associated with the honoring of victorious warriors, honorable veterans and servicemen. But you can be a defender not only with a weapon in your hands, and therefore we do not miss the opportunity to thank and congratulate all the dear men around us.

Not a single team misses this day the opportunity to praise the representatives of the stronger sex. The corporate party is becoming a tradition. At the same time, the scenario for February 23 can be very diverse: starting from fun in a cafe and ending with a trip to nature with the whole company.

If you are hosting a party in the office, take some time to prepare the event. In the plan-scenario for February 23 for a corporate party, include items such as

themed decorations;
selection of "masculine" music;
hearty feast;
toast tips;
contests-competitions;
practical gifts;

Scenario February 23 at work - "Saviors of the Galaxy"

This scenario is suitable for holding a holiday in a restaurant hall or an office conference room. The participants sit at the festive tables, the corporate party is held by two presenters.

The room is decorated with balloons of green shades or camouflage colors. From balloons, if desired, you can assemble a figure of a soldier or a tank. There are also small tricolor flags and paper planes hanging from the ceiling.

Leading: Dear beloved men!

On this day, filled with greatness,

We will honor and praise you

And keeping all the decorum

Let's not forget to give a gift!

You are all for us Defenders, soldiers,

But better be in civilian clothes, you guys!

Let the form on you be only sports,

And your life is sunny and active!

And now we proclaim...

The words are interrupted by music from the movie " star Wars"March of the Empire". The leader is silent. The military commander comes out.

Commander: A new crisis is brewing in the Galactic Republic! The dark side wins all battles. I - the official representative of the Galactic Empire - came to Earth to fulfill the prophecy and find (the number of office men) warriors who will save our Universe.

Recruits, before joining the ranks of the Galactic Army, you must undergo high-quality training. Get ready for tough challenges!

The commander hands out lightsabers and cloaks.

Leading: But first I order every recruit to take 100 grams for courage! And dear ladies support you and also fill their glasses. For men!

The host after each competition writes down the winners. All competitions are accompanied by music.

Agility test

Commander: We will start the tests seriously,

And let's test the soldiers for dexterity.

As you know, in space gravity is not at all

And the one who is simple does not survive!

When you go into battle

There is no time and you need to hurry.

Who will be the first to refresh

He will be known as the most dexterous.

A rope is pulled in front of the participants, to which bagels or donuts are tied on a rope. The first person to eat the whole donut wins.

Leading: Everyone shines with virtues,

Both honor and courage are whipping over the edge!

To reinforce the strength and firmness of the fist

Among the battles there will be a place for a bivouac!

Strength test

Commander: Rota, line up!

All the men line up.

Commander: On the first or second, pay off! First - one step forward!

Leading: The first are skillful and courageous,

Tell us about your strength!

Here in front of you, it would seem, is a funny thing - from matchboxes,

Who can break it with his fist, that guy is not a miss!

Each participant is given an empty matchbox. The box is placed on edge on flat surface. The task is to flatten it with a fist, usually it flies out from under the arm.

Commander: There is strength, so the mind is not needed!

Who was the second - come out!

The test is no worse

You have to get around!

Before you shells for guns,

You need to check them for strength!

Your own forehead is the best conditions.

I warn you, one shell is raw inside!

A bowl of eggs is placed in front of the participants. They need to grab the “projectile”, split it on the head and put it on their plate. Whoever has the most eggs wins. All eggs must be boiled, just don't tell the participants about it!

As a joke, you can put one ceramic egg, but this is up to you =)

Leading: For strong and ferocious men, women raise their glasses!

A toast from the female half of the team. Table and dance break.

Speed test

Commander: Alright, recruits, get up! Let's check your coherence and teamwork!

Valor and honor make a man

And in our team you will not find the weak!

To congratulate native men on their main holiday in an original and fun way is not so simple task. And if this is a corporate event for men on February 23, women colleagues have to take into account dozens of nuances, from the nature of the company to the tastes of each guest invited to the holiday.

Place, time

Start by choosing a room - this will help determine all further questions. Of course, it is ideal to book a cafe/restaurant where there is enough space for a stage, dances, banquet tables. Sufficient space will make it possible to implement all the ideas of decorating the hall and any theme of a corporate party on February 23: military registration and enlistment office, barracks, exercises, military operation to fight depression.

It is not always possible to move furniture in the office, office equipment interferes, there is little space for active competitions. And in general, a corporate party at work is not a very good idea, if not a separate room for such events. But decorating the hall in a military style will create a festive atmosphere, even if there is not enough space for wild fun with dancing and funny scenes.

Registration

Hang a congratulatory banner over your entrance or stage. Print themed posters, cartoons, funny pictures in army style. It is easy to supplement them with short anecdotes, jokes, chants for February 23 - interactive decor attracts attention and remains in the memory of guests;

make a "cool" stand for men with congratulations on February 23 in verse(short quatrains with humor). You can print a large thematic poster, where instead of the faces of the characters there are photos of colleagues. It is not necessary to be a master of FS, the main thing is the message.

A joke on competitors - a poster where one army drives another. On the helmets/caps of the winners is your company logo, on the uniform of the vanquished - the competitor's logo. But this point is better to discuss with the management.

take a camouflage net for a corporate party(summer residents, hunters, fishermen). It can be thrown over furniture, hung on the wall in the photo zone. Folding chairs, backpacks, accessories and khaki-colored clothes will come in handy - to decorate the hall on February 23, these are the most atmospheric decorations;

cut triangles from khaki paper, assemble into garlands. Inside some, paste your logo, photos of the heroes of the occasion in helmets, caps (Photoshop). Hang balloons in thematic colors, in the form of military vehicles. Use toys to decorate the hall - soldiers, weapons, binoculars and compasses, tank cars.

In every man, even the most serious, lives a boy who has not played enough. If the room allows, arrange a race of radio-controlled jeeps at the corporate party - the stronger sex will be delighted!

buy napkins, tablecloths, disposable tableware, khaki straws for cocktails. You can make toppers from pictures on toothpicks (company logo against the background of the country's flag, helmet, red star), replace bottle labels with themed pictures.

Make an invitation to a corporate party for all colleagues, not just for men. Ideas for an original invitation for February 23: a military-style postcard (a tank, a grenade, a brave soldier), a comic summons to the draft board, a dispatch from the general with an order to appear at the gathering place;

In addition to funny skits and congratulatory rework songs, prepare thematic jokes, toasts, and jokes. They will not let guests get bored in between performances and competitions. Distribute in advance short texts ladies who are not embarrassed by the crowd.

There is no need to include ditties, chants, etc. in the corporate party script - these are rather arbitrary blanks that “pop up” during the event. So the atmosphere at the holiday will be more relaxed.

Script, entertainment

We offer a universal scenario for a corporate party on February 23 in the style of the army. Suitable for a relaxed company, gathered in an informal setting. It is advisable to arrange a military enlistment office or barracks in the office - hang instructions, posters, stands.

If the corporate party on February 23 is not at work, you need to agree in advance with the cafe / restaurant staff on decorating the hall (not everywhere they allow their own decor, keep this in mind when choosing an institution).

The main presenter appears as a sexy commander/military commissar with a folder and/or even a whip, dressed in military style, speaking in a commanding voice. She greets guests, invites them to sit down at the tables.

Introductory part

Two fifa girls appear on the stage, very slender typical "blondes". Guests watch a funny scene as if from the middle of a conversation:

First girl(P): ...and Babovism flourishes there, and for some reason you have to stand on the bedside table.

Second girl(B): Some nonsense. I do not believe!

P: true true! And just imagine - no cosmetics. We'll have to go AWOL for lipstick. And also hand wash footcloths and even clean boots yourself!

AT(horrified): And all by hand? What about a manicure?

P: Honey, what a manicure! All day in the hands of either a machine gun or a shovel - Khan's manicure. And makeup, by the way. Estimate, you’ve been putting on beauty all morning, and the commander bangs like that and says: “Well, everyone put on gas masks!”.

AT: No, I won't join the army, a gas mask doesn't suit me at all. Although there are so many beautiful men there ... But I'm in a gas mask ... Eh!

P: Men? It's true! This, by the way, is the most terrible (in a terrible whisper) - after all, everyone you meet will have to salute!

The second girl makes big eyes, covers the most precious thing with her hands, then grabs her head: And who will need me then, such a dishonorable one? Starts to howl in a voice: How can you cut it off? I won't go!

Two new persons appear on the stage, approach fifa. Portly, with forms. One is dressed as a nurse, the second is a cook, with a large ladle:

Honey: why burst, painful? To whom did you surrender? Just scare away all the men!

pov: honor they do not want to give! Yes, there would be something to give (twists two figs and shows the modest size of the “honor” of skinny fashionistas). Well, shast otsedova (swings at the fif with a ladle, they run away from the stage).

Mommy's children, for nothing in the world

Don't go to ar-mi-yu to serve

In the army, shovels, parade ground and machine guns

Two years in the army without pay.

We will bite, hurt and beat you

Do not go, whiners, to serve in the army.

Robber in the army, vampire in the army

The army has a terrible commander!

They continue, making cute faces, dancing seductively during the loss:

But if you're a man, there's no reason to be afraid

We will live by you

Yes, in the army there are shovels, a parade ground and machine guns

Commander with a hangover creepy-ko-va-ty

But we will feed you, groom and love you

Come to ar-mi-yu to serve!

In the army they will show and teach everything,

They will teach you to defend your honor and your homeland!

We will feed, groom and love you

Come, men, serve in the army!

When choosing funny musical scenes, ditties, alteration songs for February 23, use the x-minus.me program or its equivalent. The service allows you to process a minus in two clicks, changing the key and tempo so that your words fit perfectly on the music familiar to everyone.

Presenter (hereinafter B): And after such a speech, how not to run to the military registration and enlistment office? However, you have no choice! Listen to my command - all line up for a medical examination and roll call. Get up in alphabetical order so that I don’t have to run through the list of surnames with my eyes. Why are we sitting? There will be no deferrals from the army today!

All the men invited to the corporate party line up by the first letter of the last name. Medical examination on February 23, of course, with humor - no need to undress and feel anyone. V. moves from the first to the last in the line and comments.

A person who is well acquainted with everyone should come up with “cool” characteristics for colleagues on February 23. Phrases should be funny, but not offensive.

AT: Yes, medical examination is over. Now we line up in height (men are rebuilt). How slow you are, like pregnant turtles! We need to drive you ... Well, quickly lined up in size manhood. Stop laughing! Now they will give out the form - compare the bellies, and not what you thought. Vulgarities!

For our corporate party script for February 23, prepare caps, caps, tunics, badges or other accessories for men in military style. V. distributes them after the "platoon" is reorganized according to the size of the abdomen.

AT., looking around the "soldiers": But nothing happened, quite a decent platoon. But appearance- zilch, the main thing is physical training! To defend your homeland is not for you to shave off your beard with a Gillette - there is always a risk.

Next on the script are contests in the style of the army. How many of them there will be and which ones to choose depends on many factors - physical fitness and average age colleagues, the time allotted for the entertainment part, the venue for the corporate party.

On February 23, darts or throwing paper balls into a basket, arm wrestling, competitions for reaction speed, endurance are suitable in the office. For young people in nature, you can arrange sports games (conduct "exercises"). Examples of active competitions for a corporate party on February 23 at work, in a restaurant (in a limited space):

who will hold the young lady in her arms longer, following the commands of the presenter(jump, sit down, spin around yourself, stand on one leg);

who will inflate the balloon faster, jumping on the booty on the foot drift to the song “Esaul, why did you leave the horse”. You need to put the ball on a hose, borrow pumps from friends (they come with air mattresses, gymnastic balls, etc.);

two participants are hung in front of dangling packages with two raw eggs inside. Swinging the package, you need to break the opponent's eggs. Lead to the competition: "Now let's check which of you has the strongest balls!". Of course, if the manners of the company allow such jokes;

use a soft ball to knock down tin cans standing one on one in a column. The difficulty is that the banks need to be knocked down one at a time, starting from the top. If the whole tower falls down, drink a free kick and try again or pass the ball to the next one;

wrap footcloths(pick strips of cheap fabric) for a certain time. There are two winners - the fastest and the one who completes the task as correctly as possible.

AT: “Service is service, and lunch is scheduled. I invite everyone to the table! So that the corporate party does not turn into a banal booze, prepare short funny skits, congratulations on February 23 in verse, alteration songs, etc. Board games and military-style contests will fit perfectly:

an exam for men on knowledge of slang, abbreviations;

take turns telling thematic jokes or making toasts. Who can not remember/think up, drinks a free kick or performs a phantom;

guess theme songs by the first line/music fragment;

if a corporate party on February 23 is held in the company of a large number of women, let the “soldiers” guess by the part of the body which of the beautiful half of the team is shown in the photo. It will be cool if a series of eyes, hands and backs of the head are diluted with a couple of shots of appetizing necklines and female pops(and even men's - let them rack their brains, listing all the young ladies).

guess how much the backpack / duffel bag shown by the leader weighs (name the weight closest to the actual one).

Oath, collective congratulations

AT A: So, set aside to relax! Platoon, line up to take the oath! In order to avoid a burden, so be it, I read it out, and you in a friendly chorus bawl "I swear!" after each clause of the oath.

sacredly observe the company's charter, provide all possible assistance to colleagues and work for the idea, even if they did not give a salary (in unison - I swear!)

diligently pretend that I am exactly following all the orders of my superiors

come up with virtuoso excuses for absenteeism and being late

to the intrigues of the enemy element - a vigilant competitor - to respond with shock work

always protect the honor and dignity of the beautiful half of the team, beloved women and the Motherland.

Today we are not just relaxing -

Congratulations to the reliable defenders

Let everything be beautiful in life

Enough money for the South and beer

So that your wives appreciate you - give affection and warmth,

So that the fish always peck, so that every choice is easy

The final part of the script is the presentation of gifts in military style. You can order souvenirs with template or your own inscriptions through the network - key rings, medals, fake military tickets, mugs, T-shirts, etc. Awarding with humor - "cool" nominations:

mr savior, smile, stay-at-home, hard worker, charm, punctuality;

"real colonel" to the most senior or chief

"fighter of the invisible front" to those who do inconspicuous but important work

"peacemaker" for the ability to resolve conflict situations

"think tank" idea generator

"operational headquarters" to those who always find themselves in the right place at the right time, do not refuse to replace a colleague, help out if necessary;

Field Marshal Nalivaiko, General Ulybaiko, Colonel Trudolyubov, Major KreatIvin, etc.

Give the winner a personalized medal, cup or certificate. If there are a lot of people at the corporate party, include anonymous voting in the script. If the company is close, come up with and distribute nominations for February 23 in advance, according to the individual qualities of colleagues.

Other thematic ideas for decorating the hall, scripts and contests are collected here and here.

Corporate event on February 23: preparation, script, contests
Congratulating native men on their main holiday in an original and fun way is not such an easy task. And if this is a corporate event for men on February 23, women colleagues have to take into account dozens of nuances, from the nature of the company to the tastes of each guest invited to the holiday. Place, time Start by choosing a room - this is