When a woman turns 55, she retires. And it must be done with respect. A cool script for an anniversary for 55 years will help you with this. It has a lot of humor and positivity. Your hero of the day will be pleased with how you arranged everything.
Leading: I have seen a lot in my life, But you are not tired yet,
You'll still be on fire!
You will still rest! You will still have fun, Travel like a bird. You will still travel around the world, You have half your life for this! *** Our dear birthday girl, our hero of the day! Today, all your friends have gathered here to congratulate you on your wonderful day - your 55th birthday!
Do you know all your friends? It turns out that you have friends in a distant eastern country. And foreign guests from the greatest sheikh came from there to congratulate you and present you with a gift.
Oriental friends come out, two people - one of them is a translator, and the second is a real Arab.
The Arab, addresses the hero of the day: Pakushki, nevilikami!
Translator: I greet you, oh most great woman in the world!
Arab: Yu is close, close to galakhtikasm, and grieve him from the Bible!
Translator: We arrived from a distant country to congratulate you on your anniversary!
Arab: Yuma was dragged by Yuma, this rubbish, they don’t help him in the least, and these cheaters and fakes!
Translator: We brought you this gift that will protect you all your life!
Arab gives the hero of the day beautiful vase with flowers. They bow and leave.
Leading: These are the friends, it turns out, our birthday girl has. But during her life she made many friends, and not only among the Arabs. Meet - Russian folk choir - singing without panties!
Men come out (with or without underpants, you decide for yourself), they perform ditties for the birthday girl.
Chastushki: More beautiful than all and all dear, There is no kinder you in the world! You are the most beautiful women, I give you flowers! *** Sweet, good, the most beautiful! I love you for a long time! I'm telling you the truth! *** Eh, we will congratulate you on your anniversary, And we will give gifts! Don't be shy, come on
Get your gifts!
(More funny ditties here.)
Men give gifts to the hero of the day. Each gift is accompanied by a poem.
We give you a miracle thing, And it will save your house! She helps in the kitchen, And drives all the men away!
(a rolling pin is given)
If the world in your eyes has dimmed, If it has become completely gray, Put on rose-colored glasses, And sing a cheerful song!
(gift pink glasses)
Most best flowers for you! Collected directly from the field! You take them, accept them, And invite us to the table!
(a bouquet of flowers is given)
(And here are other congratulations for gifts)
Host: I propose to play a game. Since our birthday girl is 55 years old, let's name exactly 55 compliments for her. The main thing is not to repeat. And whoever cannot say, he leaves the game, and at the end of it he will confess his love for the birthday girl, since compliments could not be said.
*** Presenter:
And here is another game. Have any of you been to Australia? They say that kangaroos live there, and they walk among people. And I know that our birthday girl is going to go to distant Australia. So let's show her what they are - kangaroos.
Competition. We need two pairs of participants. In each pair, one of the participants is put on an apron, which has a pocket in front. And the second participants, at the command of the leader, begin to fill this pocket with inflated balloons. Whoever can put more balls in a minute wins. Try to air balloons were small in size.
Host: And now I will ask you, guests, the most unexpected questions. And you answer them honestly.
And so, questions. (Questions are asked in turn, to each guest or only one or two).
1. What is your favorite fairy tale? And who from this fairy tale does our birthday girl look like? 2. What is your favorite bird? Congratulate the hero of the day the way this bird chirps.
3. What is your favorite song? Perform it for the hero of the day.
Host: This is how we came to the culmination of today's holiday, and this is a quiz for our heroine!
There is a quiz for the birthday girl.
Question 1. Who is asked - "Am I in the world of all the miles, all the blush and brighter"? A) a psychiatrist B) At the mirror; B) cold battery in winter;
D) The person with whom you are talking on Skype;
Question 2. What do they say to the other person in the morning? A) Why didn't you wake me up? b) I overslept because of you; B) Good morning
D) Empty the toilet, you are not the only one living here;
Question 3. Are they greeted by clothes, but are they seen off ...? A) on the train B) fast B) the whole family
D) according to the mind;
Question 4. In winter and summer…? A) the same size B) One color; B) spring and autumn
D) Good on the street;
Question 5. What can be cooked but not eaten? A) Mother-in-law lunch; B) Romantic dinner; B) rolls
Host: Well done! Our birthday girl answered all the questions and earned her diploma as the best, most beautiful and most charming in the world!
The hero of the day is awarded a diploma and the holiday ends.
Between the host's words, competitions and congratulations, guests eat and drink. The program is designed for two hours of feast. You can also hold a comic lottery for guests. She will help cheer them up and leave a memorable gift for everyone.
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Anniversary of a woman 55 years
Vedas: Friends! Before starting our festive, 55th anniversary evening, let me ask our beautiful hero of the day a question? Didn't she receive a certain document the day before, which is a signal, so to speak, a starting shot that will allow us to start our evening? (The Agenda was sent to the hero of the day by mail in advance, which she was supposed to bring with her.) The hero of the day reports that she received a certain document and reads it to everyone present.
Agenda. Ministry of Pension Insurance tipsy people celebrating beautiful anniversary in honor of the 55th anniversary of her birth and conferment of the high title "PENSIONER OF RUSSIA - 2013", informs citizen IVANOVA LYUDMILA GRIGORYEVNA that she is obliged to appear on January 23, 2013 by 13.00 in the festive hall of the Palace of Culture to receive gifts, congratulations, healthy toasts, glasses poured and drunk for health. Citizen LYUDMILA GRIGORYEVNA IVANOVA must have good mood, delicious vodka and a sea of snacks. Citizen IVANOVA LYUDMILA GRIGORYEVNA gets even better mood due to a cheerful and drunken company of guests. The appearance of citizen Ivanova LYUDMILA GRIGORYEVNA for the merry anniversary celebration is strictly obligatory. In case of non-appearance of citizen Ivanova Lyudmila Grigorievna, a company of cheerful guests will take emergency measures to deliver the hero of the occasion to the holiday and forcibly raise her festive mood by infusing a large number strong drinks, oranya toasts and movements of bodies in dances.
This Agenda is valid at all times and has no retroactive effect.
Minister of Pension Insurance for Drunk People
lieutenant colonel: Pour - into - a glass. your friends and colleagues. ------------ ----------
signature transcript signature
PS. Luda, take this document with you for the anniversary.
Vedas: Well, now we can start our solemn anniversary with peace of mind! What else is this? What's the matter? (A nurse enters the hall with a child in her arms. Two guests: one depicts a nurse, she has a model of a baby in her hands; the second goes behind the first, and from behind her shoulder stretches her head in a cap and with a pacifier in her mouth. The nurse approaches her husband and angrily reprimands him for the fact that the girl was born on January 11, and he still has not taken the child. Swears at the child, says that she is tired of him. The baby laughs and gurgles. The nurse angrily pulls out a bottle of vodka with a pacifier on the neck and hands it to the baby with the words: “Here, here is your food, choke!” He gives the model of the child to the husband of the hero of the day and leaves).
Vedas: Friends, now we have witnessed the birth of our dear birthday girl Lyudmila Grigoryevna! I must say the girl was a success: see for yourself - the length is 170 centimeters, and the weight is not less than 60 kg. Today is a significant date, Today is a significant day! And on this day you don’t need to be bored at all, There is no place for sadness on this winter day! January! There are so many familiar letters in this word, but the meaning is the same: We now have a newborn in the house, And we will pay all our attention to him. Let's congratulate the culprit of the feast. Fill the glass and raise a toast.
Today is the anniversary - expanse for the soul!
This day is big and simple in its own way.
Let's close the glasses In a single festive bouquet, And wish our dear lady Health, happiness, long years! (guests drink and eat)
Vedas: Anniversaries are always nice! This is a date, this is an event that all friends and relatives of the birthday girl are looking forward to, and only the hero of the occasion is a little sad today to realize that another anniversary has come up. But these thoughts are not for our birthday girl, dear Lyudmila Grigorievna. You proudly step forward, to meet all the obstacles that life instructs.
Today you have gathered all the people closest to you, relatives and friends, to visit you on this wonderful anniversary evening. And in such a company, if you spend time for a long time, then old age simply will not overtake you, and the anniversary that you have to celebrate today, and we, the guests, celebrate properly, will bring not only new wrinkles, but even more kindness will settle in your heart , and kindle the fire in the soul even hotter.
So let's drink to the fact that today we can adequately celebrate the anniversary of our esteemed Lyudmila Grigorievna in an excellent, family-like warm atmosphere.
(guests drink and eat)
Vedas: Dear guests! Today is not an easy day for all of us, Today the doors of the heart have been opened. So that wishes flow like a river, For this, they poured into a glass of wine. It's time to congratulate us Here, at the table, a beautiful girl. Yes, yes, to the hero of the big celebration, We will give congratulations, like the Firebird! Let's fill the glasses to the brim, And say congratulations to the most beautiful hero of the day.
And then we'll drink everything to the bottom!
The host gives the guests the opportunity to congratulate the hero of the day and present a gift. Here is the congratulations to her husband and children.
Vedas: The words of congratulations now sounded from dear friends. On an anniversary like yours, It should be even more fun! Our culprit of honors is worthy,
Now we will arrange something for you.
Program Guide.
TV, presenter in it, a group of guests to perform songs.
Vedas: Good afternoon! Our viewer is different We send you greetings on the screen. To everyone who watches us today We will tell without embellishment News of one remote place, About our countrywoman our story. From Novaya Zaimka A message came - To everyone's surprise. They say: There is only one beauty And she is the sweetest of all, She is called Ludochka, Her heart is like the sun. If there is a holiday in the club house, She is the first rascal, The ringleader, the hypocrite, That's the woman! Believe! And she used to be a kolobok, And dived like a fish, If necessary, and a cop She will become very quick. All the roles can not be counted, After all, Luda has talent! And slender, but majestic! He speaks like a peahen, But he speaks like a river murmurs. But she is a coward, that's how the mouse sees - yells! And the rest: A wonderful rural woman, This citizen Lyudok! That will be confirmed by all animals, Even shepherds puppy. That woman is top notch! Lives in Novaya Zaimka! And now the vocal-instrumental group Slender Waist will tell us about this woman, no, sorry, the group Saggy Belly. It turns out, stepping heavily, stroking their bellies, a group of guests and sing to the tune of the song "New Turn". We gave ourselves a word, Not to go astray, But, to Luda skidded ... m..m..m And boil, and fry, Starch the curtains,
Hey, fly in soon ... m..m..m
Chorus: Here, a glorious pancake, compote, It doesn’t fit into your mouth, And I’m so rushing, And she carries: Olivier salad, Sauce, marmalade. Ahead, believe me, Meat from geese
You have pity on me.
There is a plate of cucumbers, And potatoes with jelly. Here - pastries are ... m..m..m And salads - carbonates! Oh, the belly is growing, guys,
But, I pull everything into my mouth ... m..m..m
Vedas: And we continue our news program. And in honor of the beautiful Novozaimskaya woman Lyuda, the folklore group “Lapti-give” will perform a song. A group of guests in headscarves comes out and sings to the tune of the song “Am I to blame”. We have a colleague, We have a colleague The temperament is so fighting! Everyone will notice her, Yes, with a cunning eye. The voice of a distant voice is heard far away. Where she has been, Where she has been, All the chiefs were better. She creates comfort for everyone, Gives affection to children, She is an indefatigable lady. Children love her, Respect friends. Because otherwise it is impossible. After all, a kinder soul - Look for a century, not to be found. After all, Lyudmila is one of a kind. And his household He lives in full, All in worries, deeds - Day after day! For her wonderful gift, For her kind disposition
Sing this song with love.
Vedas: We are completing the program, In conclusion, we wish you to live without old age, work without fatigue, health - without treatment, happiness - without grief. We wish you earthly blessings,
We know you deserve them!
The host offers to drink for all the congratulations that were addressed to the hero of the day. Vedas: Dear guests! We were so carried away by congratulations and forgot that today is not an easy anniversary. 55 years for a woman is a milestone, having crossed which, she begins to live in a new quality. As a pensioner, in our case as a working pensioner. The gray hairs hid, the fire burns in the eyes, Today, on a holiday, you are among friends. All the guests at the table on your anniversary are in a hurry to congratulate you from the bottom of their hearts. Today here attention, love, we are all in a hurry to wish you success. You remember your former youth again, You see dreams about your pension! And on a bright day for us, in the night eclipse, a path has been paved for you by a bright star, Let everything be always, only at will - Longing and sadness will leave your heart. Today is such a special day for you, We are all ready to confirm this - And this choice is yours quite conscious,
To be a working pensioner!
But nothing comes as hard as retirement! And today, dear Lyudmila Grigoryevna, you will have to endure a serious jubilee test in order to adequately receive a new title! The test for you will be one of the hardest! Now you have to go down the road of earthly difficulties and prove to everyone that you also worthily and fearlessly, confidently overcame all life's difficulties on the way to a great anniversary!
"The Road of Earthly Difficulties".
Vedas: As you know, small children are very fond of eating semolina. At the same time, the mother ties a bib to the child's chest. To you, dear birthday girl, we now offer to adequately overcome the first test in a child's life. The presenter ties a bib to the hero of the day and asks one of the guests to feed the “baby”. Vedas: And now the second test. You, Lyudmila Grigorievna, of course, had to lull your children to sleep through long dark nights, singing a lullaby at the same time. Now we invite you to remember one of the lullabies and perform this evening for the guests.
Vedas: Well, you, dear birthday girl, overcame all obstacles with honor and fearlessness. So many years have passed, You shouldn't count them here. Do you think that's it? But no, you don't have to worry! There are still so many events ahead, A lot of work and worries ahead, There are still many discoveries ahead, Sleep at least in a hat, the people will say! You passed the path of obstacles on "excellent"! Let me congratulate you personally! And in front of all friends Assign the title on the anniversary!
The presenter ties a ribbon with the inscription "Pensioner 2013" to the hero of the day. After he hands over a secret order and a telegram from the president.
"Government telegram".
Dear Russian! Dear Lyudmila Grigorievna! On my own behalf and on behalf of the government, I congratulate you on a significant date: your 55th birthday and the acquisition of the honorary title of “Superpensioner”! From my seat, I see that you, Lyudmila Grigoryevna, despite your 40s, still please the eyes of the people around you, which is very important. I am very happy to know that in your 30s, you have not lost interest in professional activities and still please the eyes of the fathers of your readers.
In your 20s, few have such energy and enthusiasm. And let everyone know that I will not give up Ivanov. I desperately need young specialists in Siberia!
Sincerely, VV Putin.
Vedas: So let's raise our glasses to the new pensioner, Lyudmila Grigorievna!
Costumed congratulations "Zechki". Two convicts in jerseys with numbers and prison caps enter the hall. They begin to buzz, they assure that it was the hero of the day who invited them.
(referring to the presenter, who is trying to send them out)
Back off the washcloth, the paganka scored an arrow for us here. Oh Luda! Are you staring at us like that, Luda, thumping or something already? So you scored an arrow for us, but you yourself are having fun with these cardboard fools? Well, fraera bespontovye, now we will arrange a buffet table for you with a brotherhood, I will tear my mouth, I will gouge out blinkers. Yes, we will tear them right now like a heating pad.
At the end they sing a song to the motive "Gop-stop". Gop - stop, we came around the corner, Gop - stop, you gave us an invitation, Now it's too late to repent, Look at the stars, Look at these hands and these faces, Look at our faces
It's not the first time you've seen us.
Gop-stop, well, meet your guests, Gop-stop, pour some water for us soon, You promised us salads, You promised snacks, we'll eat everything, it won't be enough for us, there won't be enough water. And we will sing the most fashionable
Congratulations on our zone.
Gop - stop, you have become a pensioner, Gop - stop, so accept congratulations: Health, happiness and good luck, Cool supercar, A million dollars in thick packs, Another million in a stash, Love of children, husband's care
We want to wish you.
Gop - stop, don't say thank you to us, Gop - stop, look at our faces. And better remember that raspberry Zhenya's picture, Where he figured us with you right in the window. In general, we came Lyudmila, Bring us some waters soon!
Then they give a picture from life in the zone, where all the colleagues of the hero of the day are present at work.
Vedas: Friends! Today, a world-famous magician-illusionist came to our festive evening. Copperfield! But Ebanko Ivanovich. So let's meet! (Performance of a magician)
Vedas: And now I invite several people to participate in the game. I will read the text, and you show everything that I read. You are walking in a hot desert. You are terribly thirsty. Your throat is dry, you can barely move your legs. And the sun beats down mercilessly. Suddenly, on the horizon you see an oasis. With the last of your strength, you go to him. Seeing the stream, you are madly happy, raise your hands to heaven and kneel down. Leaning on your hands, you tilt your head towards the water. Everyone gets on all fours. The host salutes the birthday girl and addresses her.
- Dear Lyudmila Grigorievna, in honor of your anniversary, a platoon of service dogs has been formed!
Vedas: Everything for you today, dear, Guests can perform from the heart. And accepting these congratulations, Appreciate them how good they are. What can you tell us in response? Perform a song, dance or verse? All the guests are waiting for you to cook for them, Look how quiet this hall is.
Answer word of the birthday girl.
Scene "Time Machine"
Vedas: Friends! Today we are celebrating a wonderful anniversary - 55 years. And let's look, well, another 50 years that way. Imagine: the Ivanovs' house. The children have departed. Our dear spouses are talking among themselves.
Grandfather and grandmother enter the hall, sit on the sofa. Grandmother: Do you remember Sano, how you and I used to have sex. Grandfather: I remember Lyudka. (Grandma strokes grandfather's leg) Yes, I understood Lyudka, we were doing it wrong. After all, Ludka must moan. Grandmother: Is it like moaning? Grandfather: Well, do you remember the soap opera ent? So she moaned so much, as if Lyudka had had a lot of soap. Grandmother: Oh, I understand, I understand. Well, let's try Sanok, let's groan. Grandfather tries for a long time and unsuccessfully to settle down with his grandmother. Hugs her around the waist. Grandmother: Well, already moan? Grandfather: No, it's too early. She puts her hand on her chest. Grandmother: Well, moan? Grandfather: No, it's too early. (gets tired of fitting in). Okay, Ludka, moan. Grandmother: Oh-yo-yo-yo-y, how are we going to live, oh-yo-yo-yo-y, where to get money, oh-yo-yo-yo-y, and also buy firewood necessary, etc. Well, Sanok, stop moaning? Grandfather: Duck seems like everything, Lyudka. Grandmother: Well, let's go to the disco party.
Grandfather and grandmother go to dance, inviting all the guests.
Game "Who are you?"
Each participant is given a piece of paper and a pen. Guests must write 6 different animals. After that, the host asks questions, and the guests read the names of the animals, one for each question. Questions: 1. Who are you in life? 2. Who are you in bed? 3. Who are you at the table? 4. Who are you at the boss on the carpet? 5. Who are you in relation to your spouse?
6. Who will you be at the end of the anniversary?
The evening ends with dancing.
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Scenes for the anniversary of 55 years for a woman
1. "Little pensioner"
Today we have a little pensioner. You all know how capricious little ones are, they are afraid of a cold, and they don’t have too much mind, therefore, so that they don’t puff out their ears, don’t bake their heads, and also so that different thoughts don’t get into their heads, we decided to give her a cap.
And also, you all know that the little ones are so clumsy and so awkward that when they eat, they get dirty themselves and dirty everything that surrounds them. To prevent this from happening, we give her an apron.
And I also want to add to the above that little pensioners get upset for any reason, they always worry very loudly, so their eyes are always wet. So that our pensioner does not cry, we decided to give her a pacifier.
Presentation of the medal
For merit on the anniversary
Award a big medal
With a red ribbon on it.
Sock requires decency
In vain do not force a medal
Badge of special distinction
Only wear on holidays.
Choose a place to wear sparingly,
To please people.
Let it hang above the navel
And a little lower breasts.
Keep that medal from wax
Do not take greasy in your hands,
On the days of pay and advance
Wipe with fresh vodka.
Do all movements quickly
Gazing into the distance,
Fix your hair
And stroke the medal.
Don't talk, don't smile
Don't shake hands with everyone.
On the native chest of the authorities
Do not lie without a medal.
And in a locked box
Degrease for storage
Vodka or cognac.
With the loss of this medal
Exclude from anniversaries
And take away her medal.
Order for a working pensioner (given by a pensioner from the team)
To save a place at work
You do not contradict the authorities,
Never go in a bottle
Righteousness defending ardently!
Before the authorities, stand at attention,
And behind your back you can scold
After all, living on a pension is not so fat,
And it would be nice to receive a plus salary!
And, by the way, what to teach you,
You yourself will teach anyone to live.
2. Scene “Pension”
(a participant or participant comes out poorly dressed, in a headscarf, approaches the birthday girl and sings to her a song to the tune “I am standing at a half-station in a colorful half-shawl”)
I came to you unexpectedly
Not at all long-awaited
Sorry - it's not my fault!
I can only say that I do not believe
And I'll check your passport:
You look like you're only 17 years old! (repeat last line)
You are smart, beautiful
I love everything about you!
I invite you to be friends with us!
'Cause you're free now
I confess publicly:
Retirement is so cool to live!
To drink us a glass,
I'll take it out of my bag
Reliable Russian antidepressant! (takes out a bottle of vodka)
We will drink to our friendship
And we will raise optimism
After all, a pension is a guarantor of stability!
3. "Ambulance"
The ambulance brigade, which promptly burst into the anniversary on someone's call, seriously intends to check the health of those present. Since the doctors who arrived are real professionals, sometimes, barely looking at the whites of the guest’s eyes or at his smile, or slightly putting a stethoscope on the back of the person sitting at the table, they will immediately, without much thought, tedious questions and analyzes, make a diagnosis that should amuse the guests.
For everyone who evaded a medical examination, doctors can arrange a knowledge test medical terms. According to the results of the exam, two teams of newly minted doctors are formed, between which they organize competitions for the best bandaging of the feet of the hero of the day (in the case of fast dances), bandaging the hands (in case of too strong handshakes and hugs), etc.
At the end of their visit, doctors can organize preventive measures against unexpected misfortunes, for example, general disinfection (ingestion of strong drinks).
MEETING OF THE ANNIVERSARY
If everything is ready
The heart is beating faster
We will open together, together
Long awaited anniversary!
Let the guests applause
Sounds great now...
Valentina Viktorovna dear,
We look forward to seeing you!
SALUTE FROM BALLOONS
Dear ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬Valentina Viktorovna We sincerely congratulate you on your anniversary. Today everything is for you and flowers, and music, and songs, and poems, and this fireworks today is also in your honor!
(Fanfare, guests burst balloons)
RAINBOW
And each of us came to your holiday with the sole purpose of giving you many happy moments so that you remember this day as the brightest event in your life.
AND OUR FIRST SURPRISE IS A UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY TO PASS UNDER THE RAINBOW OF HAPPINESS. Let each color give you hope, protect you from troubles and bring good luck.
1. You step under red - the color of big and passionate love!
2. Get up under orange - you will live a long time with your husband!
3. Yellow always to wealth - you will become closer to happiness
4. The color green is a symbol of happiness - let bad weather bypass you!
5. You stepped into the blue - there will be peace, tranquility in the house!
6. Blue color shines for you and promises health!
7. Purple is now a symbol of loyal friends!
TOAST FOR ANNIVERSARY
May this day go down in history forever
And the birthday girl will only bring joy,
And the guests have fun, let them carelessly,
No one, I hope, will leave sad from the anniversary.
To start the celebration, as expected,
It is proposed to fill all the glasses.
Well, well, the guests stood up together,
The glasses were cheerfully raised.
Let's wish Valentina happiness
And we shout together three times: “Congratulations!” (fanfare)
WEATHER FORECAST
Dear guests, please start your meal, but while you are drinking and having a snack, we would like to inform you about the forecast of today's celebration.
(soundtrack "Weather forecast" sounds)
Cloudy, anniversary champagne hurricane expected today. The temperature above the table is 400, the air is filled with fun. My head is foggy at night, clearing is possible in the morning.
RULES OF CONDUCT ON THE HOLIDAY
Read the rules of conduct for today's celebration.
1. We ask you to have fun, otherwise we won’t let you get drunk
2. You must drink the first three glasses, the rest will go without an invitation.
3. After the 10th glass, it is desirable to sing, but it is undesirable to get your elbow into your neighbor's plate.
4. Please do not lose heart, dance until you drop, you can’t dance while standing, dance
5. Remember to drink to the bottom, but do not lie down on the bottom.
6. It is strictly forbidden to meet under the table or on the roof
If you are before leaving, but we strictly forbid
Found slightly go home then,
On yourself other people's things When next to you will be This right does not matter Someone else's husband or wife.
On a glorious birthday, sing songs, read poetry,
I give the order: Dance and not be bored!
Until the morning do not fall asleep, Everyone to the fullest
Drink alcohol, celebrate birthdays!
TASTING TO PARENTS
They say ... that we all come from childhood. And childhood is our parents and father's house ...
(A lyrical melody begins to sound softly, on the screen there is a video sequence with photographs of parents and children's photographs of the hero of the day. Against the background of the word:)
Parental home, this is a place from Paradise.
Where time is frozen on the hands of the clock.
And mom, with all my heart forgiving mistakes,
Give you warmth and love.
Where dad will support in word and deed
And he will tell a story, sitting by the fire.
Parental home is a place under the sky,
Which is in your heart forever...
A TAST FOR TWO 5-POINTS FOR A ROUND A-STUDENT
Today we have a great anniversary and our hero of the day is an excellent student, she has two fives 5 and 5.
Two fives stood side by side -
It's been an anniversary.
We are happy to congratulate Valya
And we wish her soon:
Let you charm
Never leaves!
Your shine, smile, charm
Will always stay with you!
May happiness, joy, eyes shine,
Success will last for years!
And may all your desires
Fate will say in response: "Yes"!
Happy birthday!
LIFE WAY OF THE BIRTHDAY
Now I will talk about life path the culprits of the occasion. And I will involve the BIRTHDAY girl in this case. Your task It is necessary to say "" Why don't we drink a glass of wine "!" This must be done after the words "And says ..."
Presenter In the Batyrevsky district, in the village of Bolshoe Chemenevo, on December 2, 1957, a girl named Valechka was born. So beautiful and pretty. All the relatives gathered for the bride, and dad says ...
Host No! He says: "Be my daughter happy." Years go by, our baby grew up in 1965 and went to grade 1. And she was so inquisitive, one day she comes up to the teacher and says ...
Birthday boy ""Why don't we have a glass of wine"!"
Leading What are you! She asked when I will be a pioneer like the other guys? Her teacher answered - Soon Valechka. She was an active pioneer, then a Komsomol member. That's where she graduated from school. Went to get a job. The HR manager says...
Birthday boy ""Why don't we have a glass of wine"!"
Host No, he says: "Start tomorrow." And started. Then she went to Kazakhstan, but she did not like it there, she returned. In January 1976 she got married, and on December 2, on her birthday, she made a gift to herself and her husband ... The first-born Andrei was born. Somehow, while conducting another round through the wards of the maternity hospital, the doctor approached Valentina and said ...
Birthday boy ""Why don't we have a glass of wine"!"
Presenter That you Valya was not like that, he says - What a wonderful baby you have appeared, soon you will come to us for one more. And she came .. Sasha was born on January 11, 80, and then her daughter Masha was born on June 3, 1990.
Three children, a wonderful husband, loving relatives - isn't this HAPPINESS And therefore, every year on December 2, our birthday girl says ...
Birthday man "" Why not drink a glass of wine to him "!"
CONGRATULATIONS
Dear guests, it's time to congratulate the hero of the occasion,
Give gifts, hug and kiss.
First of all, take the floor
The one who walks next to this woman in life.
The word is given to the HUSBAND.
CONGRATULATIONS FOR CHILDREN
Dear Valentina Viktorovna!
Today is your anniversary
Accept congratulations
From your beloved children
CONGRATULATIONS TO GRANDCHILDREN
CONGRATULATIONS OF RELATIVES
DANCE OF THE GRANDDAUGHTER ORANGE SUN
Our hero of the day is glowing with happiness. Today is a special day, all those whom she loves and who loves her have gathered in this hall. And everyone's mood is wonderful, everyone is joyful and cheerful, as if the sun illuminates everyone around. The orange sun, the sun of happiness and good luck. Meet - the favorite sun of a happy grandmother with the dance "Orange Sun"
DANCE BLOCK
2 TABLE
Friendly, fun dancing
Isn't it time to eat?
Is it playful to drink wine?
Yes, listen to a playful toast?
Hurry up to the table
And fill your glasses!
SCREAM
And now let's hold such a chant after my words, the men say you need to drink for it, and the women, and we don't mind
LEADING: Your anniversary is solid, But we do not count the years.
LEADING: And you are getting younger - We notice it.
Men: "You need to drink for this!"
Women: "We don't mind!"
LEADING: happy days, health, we wish more.
Men: "You need to drink for this!"
Women: "We don't mind!"
LEADING: We promise to come to the birthday for the hundredth!
Men: "You need to drink for this!"
Women: "We don't mind!"
LEADING: Now we all raise our glasses together! Men: "You need to drink for this!"
Women: "We don't mind!"
Leading: We all congratulate and congratulate the hero of the day, and at this time she is sitting modestly in this hall, her son-in-law, beloved and only son-in-law. And you know, dear guests, I will tell you a secret - today is his birthday. I suggest congratulating him and shouting CONGRATULATIONS three times. His beloved wife Masha, of course, wants to congratulate him especially. Word to you Masha ...
CONGRATULATIONS OF PUTIN (order, order)
THE PRESIDENT'S PACKAGE
INDITIATION TO YOUNG PENSIONERS
You cried when you were born
And everyone was laughing...
But indeed we have a young pensioner born. You all know how capricious little ones are, they are afraid of a cold, and they don’t have too much mind, therefore, so that it doesn’t puff out in their ears, they don’t bake their heads, and also so that different thoughts don’t get into their heads, we decided to give him a cap.
(The presenter puts on a cap for her)
And also you all know that the little ones are so clumsy and so awkward that when they eat they get dirty themselves and dirty everything that surrounds them, so that this does not happen, we give him an apron. (The presenter puts on an apron)
And I also want to add to the above that young pensioners are upset for any reason, they are always very loudly worried about everything, so their eyes are always in a wet place. So that our pensioner does not cry, we decided to give her a pacifier.
(The presenter puts on a pacifier on a ribbon)
Host: And now comes the solemn moment. From all of the above, the council of pensioners allows you, Valentina Viktorovna, to join the party of pensioners. To do this, you must take an oath.
OATH
Birthday girl: I, ..., joining the ranks of pensioners in the face of my relatives, friends, colleagues, husband and children, solemnly swear: hotly with the heat of my heart to be true to my word, as the pensioner party teaches. Strictly observe and fulfill the obligations of the party. To replenish your family with creatures with the help of your children to our delight, in spite of our enemies, in spite of our neighbors. I swear! I swear! I swear!
(The text of the oath must be printed in advance. Also here you can give a comic pass to the party of pensioners with a photo and a seal.)
Presenter: Well, now I want to acquaint the young pensioner with duties and rights.
Responsibilities: Get up, wash. Sit down, eat.
receive guests,
Don't forget friends.
Put the brazhonka for distillation.
Do sports this year.
Be ready for defense and work.
Rights: When I want, then I get up.
As long as I want, I lie down.
And if I want, I will drink.
I will go where I want.
When I want, then I sleep.
Whoever I want, I love.
TOAST TO A YOUNG PENSIONER
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE PIONEERS
We are pioneers, our country's children!
There is no one happier than us in the world.
To be with you again today,
His whole life serves as an example for children
And octobers and pioneers.
We will continue to take an example from him,
We came to congratulate Aunt Valya! (in chorus)
We came to you to learn from the elders,
How to drink, so as not to get drunk at all,
How to eat to keep a figure
We came to congratulate Aunt Valya! (in chorus)
We are the pioneers of the Soviet country,
We have long been in love with you, Aunt Valya
We can't find a better friend
We came to congratulate Aunt Valya! (in chorus)
We say without despondency and laziness:
We do not know the conflict of generations,
You, Aunt Valya, are younger than we are,
We should take an example from you! (in chorus)
Fire up, blue nights!
We, the pioneers, ask for a glass,
It's time for us adults to pour,
We came to congratulate Aunt Valya!
TALE TURNIP
Once upon a time on the internet
Grandfather received a message:
"Lock your house soon,
Hurry to our anniversary."
Below is the signature, I won’t lie,
aunt Valya dot RU.
The brain began to drill thought:
What to present to the hero of the day?
He remembered the miracle turnip,
That in the garden is ripe somewhere.
She collected nitrates
In general, I tried to grow.
And as soon as she entered the rage
Shouted: "Both-on"
Grandfather, ready in the morning:
"Know, it's time to pull out"
I took a turnip, she: "Both-on"
And not a niche.
Grandfather is nervous, all on edge.
He has been divorced from his grandmother for a hundred years.
But I had to call her.
There was no better idea.
She flew from Siberia
And stunned with happiness.
Read, about forty years old
She had no business with a man.
"I gave him strength"
"Know, it's time to pull out"
Turnip again: "Both-on"
And not a damn thing.
Both are dragging, all in sweat.
They curse that turnip.
We decided to call our granddaughter.
She gathered her eyes together.
I barely slurred:
"I'm always ready"
"I gave him strength"
"Know, it's time to pull out"
Turnip proudly: "Both-on"
Again, no place. Here's the trouble.
Granddaughter takes a cell phone
Sends SMS to Zhuchka:
Help out soon, Bug.
There is no urine. Granddaughter signed.
The Bug came to the rescue.
I took my granddaughter by the waist.
"Are you even sane, bro?"
"I'm always ready"
"I gave him strength"
"Know, it's time to pull out"
Turnip firmly: "Both-on"
To the cause of the common pipe.
The beetle barks obscenities in grief.
This is where the thought hits her.
Borrowing the phone from my granddaughter
Murkin dials the number:
Listen, March daughter,
You must help us all.
This damn asshole
We pull here day and night.
Murka, rolling his eyes,
Answers the call.
"Get a turnip out of the ground -
Like two fingers on asphalt
"Are you even sane, bro?"
"I'm always ready"
"I gave him strength"
"Know, it's time to pull out"
Turnip modestly: "Both-on"
In general, it's time for everyone to pour.
Murka remembered the mouse.
Let him run fast.
She didn't answer right away.
She was drunk, an infection.
Holds a bubble in its paws.
Come on, quickly, take it strong.
"Let's grab vodka, pull a turnip"
"Get a turnip out of the ground -
Like two fingers on asphalt
"Are you even sane, bro?"
"I'm always ready"
"I gave him strength"
"Know, it's time to pull out"
The turnip is sad: "Both-on"
And luck came to them.
They groaned, everyone sweated,
They managed to pull out the turnip.
The turnip fell on its side.
Everyone said "BOTH-ON"
The moral of this tale is this:
Don't throw words into the wind.
To make things clear
I need to drink a glass of vodka!
And so, come on, pour everyone quickly!
JUBILEE MEDICAL EXAMINATION (DOCTORS)
The siren sounds. Doctors practically burst into the room, with the words “Where is the newborn ????” Everyone points to the birthday boy. Doctors make their way to him. They measure the temperature with a huge thermometer, listen to specials. device heart, breathing. In general, they do an inspection. And they say: “Oh, good baby, healthy!!! But you need to examine the guests so that there are no infections.” They examine several people (5-7) and give them ridiculous diagnoses (swine flu, bacillus, pregnant (for a man), a strange infection .... We wrote the diagnoses in large letters on half of the landscape sheet with an ordinary marker). First, the diagnosis was shown to the guests, and then it was given to the “patient”. The doctors also have a bottle of vodka, but not a simple one, the label is sealed, it says POTION .. After the examination, everyone is poured. After the end of the examination, the hero of the day is placed on the chairs, the doctors, pointing to her body parts, read out their conclusions and issue a medical book.
Ophthalmologist Podglazkina T.N.
Eyes: beautiful, clear and clear
Perfectly look into the distance and see everything up close
They are like a mirror of the soul, everyone sees problems
Narcologist Vodkin V.B.
Good wine taster
Smell the smell of alcohol a mile away
In a drunken company, it is stable.
But what would amuse others
Maybe skip 2-3 stacks
For charging, for enthusiasm
Can drink liquor
Not at the dispensary
Skin doctor (sexopathologist) Shalunova I.F.
The patient is not old
Seductive, smart
High, visible, white
sexually literate
Her sexual possibilities are enormous, both in quality and quantity. All tests are in order, access to the body is allowed.
Therapist Pechenkin N.V.
Patient of indeterminate age, back and front. Prefers white, clean, bites well. Buttocks are rounded, pronounced. From them come legs with a small foot, extremely fast with the step of a queen. The chest is developed to envy.
Conclusion
The hero of the day entered the time of femininity, flowering, patience, hopping and a certain sexuality. In general, "Babenka" is what you need.
Allowed to work
Drinking wine is not prohibited.
TOASTING TO A CHARMING WOMAN
Always be beautiful and carefree
To hell with all the household chores,
“Oh, what a woman passed!”
And don't forget about makeup, of course,
Even if you go home
So that a man thinks everyone he meets:
"Oh, what a lady, my God!"
And another piece of advice:
Sometimes take a glass
So that a man thinks everyone he meets:
"Oh, what a woman, damn it
We meet the hero of the occasion - confetti, red carpet, fresh flowers, or a crown and a throne. We meet at the door, he (she) appears. Meeting with multi-colored fabrics or ribbons (7 pieces)
We ___________________ will meet with colors,
After all, there were different stages in life.
We want to repeat these steps,
After all, you certainly did not forget them. _____________________ (m-ts), _____________ (date), year ____ - th -
A boy was born, (a girl) such a good one ...
He is quite a baby, and therefore
Everything was PURPLE to him
Childhood then is a golden time,
Life is carefree, like a game.
Although the guy (girl) he (s) was (s) and smart (s),
But as a child, I was
GREEN (th) youth ... sorry, there will be no more ...
It is, of course, the color BLUE.
Met in youth
He (s) his love,
With ______________ together we started a family.
They were young and beautiful...
The color we choose is BLUE.
Babies were born - they are not loved!
Let it be ORANGE (WHITE) color ...
Always loaded with hard work.
Light is YELLOW.
And now - your holiday - solid, beautiful,
Let it be bright, walk under RED!
For all the culprits (s) of the celebration at such moments, we are all ready to give endlessly, together ... APPLAUSE !!!
_______________ (name) our (s) is amazing! We want you to invite all guests to the table now!
Good evening Dear friends, relatives, colleagues! Today, on this beautiful day, in such a solemn and warm atmosphere, we have gathered in this cozy hall in order to congratulate everyone on our beloved and respected ____________________. Let's try today to make sure that a smile does not leave the face of our (his) ________, and her (his) eyes shine with happiness ... I sincerely greet all the guests gathered here and gladly open this holiday!
This day brought us together and united, ______________ eclipsed everyone in a place of honor, because it’s not for nothing that he (s) was awarded fate today - this date, which is popularly called dear! Let the beginning of the century be outside the window, we will not change traditions, we will now sip a glass of wine for a dear person. May this day go down in history forever, and ___________________ only bring happiness! And let the guests have fun, let them carelessly, I hope no one will leave the holiday sad! To start the celebration, as expected - it is proposed to fill the glasses for everyone !!!
Before the toast of the spouse: Dear guests! All of you are witnesses that in our firmament of one star the light does not fade. And by the way, there is a fan among us who has been studying this for many years ... Once they met and fell in love, and live together to this day ... Of course you guessed it - I'm talking about the precious second half, this ...
1st toast ________________
Presentation of guests
Wonderful charm, tenderness, grace for the hero of the occasion, for the charming (th) Your applause!!
Let's make great moments
For the husband (wife) your applause!
This evening the pleasant excitement of the honored guests is a performance. We have a lady here.
Native sister __________________!
Cousins ()
Are here
Now a flurry of applause in the hall will break!
There is always peace in the soul,
When sons (daughters) are next to you.
Mom (dad) has very good ones, let's clap our hands for it
And now I'll tell you more simply:
Congratulations on the holiday
Favorite daughters-in-law.
They are all here and waiting for applause too!
And for his grandmother (grandfather), on such a beautiful day, Grandchildren are here, now gathered.
They were waiting for applause
And now we welcome the matchmakers together!
We really need their presence.
I want to introduce you soon
Great, loyal friends!
They are also waiting for applause
Show where you are!
Now let's clap our hands. and all the guests, good for you!
Getting to know the guests
2 toast ___________________________
Thoughts on who arrived on what
We ______________________ hand out a retirement apron.
He is an indicator of the start of a new life.
Special pockets were sewn on it.
And they decided to explain their meaning:
1. Pocket first, gets on your nerves:
Pension pocket.
A pension for work is a reward, and a big pocket is a joy.
The pension dangles in it, and it is believed that it does not end!
2. Second pocket, not so big.
Gift pocket for grandchildren.
You don't put gifts in the chest.
To treat your grandchildren, keep them ready in your pocket.
3. The third pocket is like a stash trap.
Hide far, hide deep
So that no one finds, so that no one takes away!
4. The fourth pocket, the most shabby.
Glasses pocket.
Put your glasses in your pocket and don't try to use them often
Resist loss of sight.
5. Fifth pocket, for seed bags.
Pocket for individual labor activity.
Plant a garden. Harvest.
Without pickles and jams there will be a pension not a paradise.
6. Sixth pocket - it's time to rest.
Seed pocket.
Sitting on a bench, you click on the seeds.
Well you retired, you found the extra time.
Wear a ______________ apron, don't take it off, treat your friends to tea!
Now you have a free life:
Ahead - “free program”:
If you want - sleep, and if you want - have fun.
If you want - starve, but if you want - get better
(Only this task is difficult to complete:
There is a lot of fat - today it is impossible!)
Do you want to open a cooperative
If you want - travel by taking a letter of credit.
Monaco and Valencia are waiting for you
(If you have income other than pension!)
Do you want to watch a movie in the morning,
Or open the window wide
And spin the hula-hoop for hours.
And you don’t want to “twist” - lie down.
Now you can rest easy
Love, make friends, walk at night
(after all, you can sleep in the morning!)
And see your friends more often
And read different books!
3 toast _______________________________
Choice competition
PENSION CERTIFICATE with the following comment. This certificate must be made by yourself. On the front side, write to whom it was issued, and on the other side, the following wish:
How do you get the book
Take care of her - They won't give money
Without a book, oh my!
Be a girl at heart
Jump like a goat
But this little book
Respect for
That you can ride
I don't take a ticket.
If you want - fold your hands,
If there is no hunting
Commute to work
And break your spine
Just what are you on
Buy a bite?
How do you get your pension?
live for five days
And rush with a song
Throw in again!
such a pension
They give us not in vain -
So that we don't get old
Never friends!
For this care
dear authorities
Let's not leave work
Until the last days!!!
sand ceremony
Dear _____________________!
Now we will create a festive cocktail together with you! So,
1. White color- you were born!
Happy mom and dad!
They gave you a name.
For joy, love and happiness!
2. Blue - you are 18!
Dance, love and flowers!
Youth, romance!
Do you have something to remember
Your hopes and dreams!
3. Red is your holiday!
And again you are good!
Wisdom has come, your life is arranged!
Children do not have a soul!
4. Orange is the color of success.
5. Yellow - the color of the sun, comfort, warmth,
Good weather to you at home always!
6. Green is the color of wealth
May it bring happiness with gold!
And so that there is no boredom - these sparkles are your grandchildren! Dilute your cocktail with them, and life will become more fun!
She has worked hard, and her work is not in vain!
That's for it, dear, you have been given a pension!
You have become more prosperous, poverty will not return.
Thank you very much to the President, he cares about everyone!
Do not be sad, do not be sad, there is no return to those past days!
Always and everywhere smile, and do not go to the doctors!
God bless everything is great.
Always behave yourself!
Do not get sick, do not lose heart
Eat in moderation and sleep soundly
Never grow old
All men love it!
Enough fairy tales!
Now it's time to drink vodka.
Choice competition
Pension - such a word, gently flows like a stream.
Just ask anyone
Who doesn't think about her?
Everyone climbs out of their skin
To live up to retirement.
Only in retirement can you
Live in peace, do not grieve.
The director does not need
Nothing to ask for a day off.
The money will be straight to the house
Bring postmen.
Take care of your health,
Take a cold shower
And all the colds and ailments
Don't let it cross the threshold.
On the estate
This cabbage, radish, horseradish,
To make your family ship
Did not give the slightest heel.
And we wish you all the best
(God is my witness - these are the cross),
So that you see (see) in life
His great-grandchildren brides.
If occasionally upset,
If the light is not nice,
Let me remind you of us
This humble souvenir.
(Presenting a gift.)
Draw box or by name
Line up 11 people with the letters PENSIONER
Attention! Attention! Your finest hour is coming! Answer quickly and correctly! The host asks the hero of the day questions to which she answers: “Yes.”
Rank ideal wife do you have?
Blow a kiss to your other half.
Is there a title of "loving mother"?
Name the children.
Has the solid title of “mother-in-law” been awarded?
Compliment your son-in-law.
Has the high title of “grandmother” already been deserved?
How does the fairy tale “The Wolf and the Seven Kids” end?
The answer to all questions was “yes”, the test was passed with flying colours. So, it's time to add to the already sounded titles the noble title of "Pensioner".
Readiness number 1. Eleven guests line up in one line, each holding a piece of paper with a letter in their hands, all together form the word “pensioner”. During the reading of the poem by the host, after each line, the guests turn over one letter in order.
So many years have passed...
Barely counted...
But it's not worth it, we know, no ...
Suffer and despair...
And there is still a large stock,
We will reveal the secret:
... Our hero does not lose heart, ...
We will celebrate her for a hundred years ...
Blush, joyful, ...
Beautiful, sweet...
Active as a pioneer, ...
Worthy of a title...
All. Pensioner.
To applause, fireworks of sparklers, the hero of the day is tied over her shoulder with the ribbon “Mrs. Freedom”.
YOUNG PENSIONER'S Oath
Leading: Today we accept our ……….. into the society of pensioners ( state name) and take an oath from her:
I, a young pensioner _________ (name of the country), joining the honorary society of pensioners, working and non-working, drinking and not drinking in moderation, sticking my nose everywhere, I solemnly swear: To be a worthy member of society, that is, to constantly be in sound spirit and sound body. Do not allow yourself to be brought down by the wind, or illness, or hops.
She is): I swear!
Leading:
Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs.
Confidently walk on any of the roads!
I swear!
Leading:
Be sharp on the tongue, eyes and ears.
Do not succumb to sadness, or illness, or cold!
I swear!
Leading:
Drink only with friends, and then little by little.
Always find a path to the house.
I swear!
Leading: Dear ___________________! We accept you in the ranks so that you do not know trouble.
Do not get sick, do not lose heart, eat more, sleep better.
Be cheerful and not swear, never worry.
Young so that the pensioner manages everything and manages everything.
To live, when everything is in moderation, to the title of an honorary pensioner.
And when you are a hundred, we will lay this table again!
Contests, costume show
Choice competition
Here come the pension
Rest, joy brought,
More sleep and less sadness
And health will be better!
Will you walk in the garden
You will read more
Will you do sports
Dive into carelessness!
Will you be happier now
There will be more strength now
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart
Let dreams come true!
Look, don't be discouraged
Don't get bored at work
Relax and have fun
Enjoy the new life!
You're retired, hooray!
Don't get up in the morning
Don't get tired all day
Don't yawn at work.
We want to wish you
Don't waste time
It's better to rest more often
Visit friends, relatives.
And improve health
develop hobbies,
Fill the days with meaning
Implement all plans!
Congratulations! Let you
There will be joy every hour
In endeavors - success.
May you all be happy!
I want to congratulate you from the bottom of my heart on your retirement. I wish to continue to be active and engaged important things, not to succumb to any disease and constantly open a new number of the calendar with new goals, hopes and aspirations. I wish the pension to be large, so that life always gives opportunities for frequent holidays of the soul and real joys of the heart.
A wonderful reward awaits you today,
After all, you don't have to rush to work,
A whole bunch of free time -
What could be better? What could be cooler?
You can be proud of yourself
And enjoy such a sweet life.
To rest today we see you off,
We wish you all the best in life!
A lot has already been achieved
And this is not the limit!
Though it's time for retirement
But there are so many things ahead.
Your experience is important to us in our work,
We don't want to let you go.
And on this day we will say to you together:
"We appreciate you very much!"
So the "demobilization" has already arrived,
After all, you plowed yours.
So many years and so many winters
You have dedicated your work!
And now with a pure soul
Relax with your family.
Hobby, cottage, entertainment -
There will be time for everything.
Live in pleasure.
World, perhaps, look.
You are strong, full of strength,
Give a head start to all young people!
And now with enthusiasm
Accept congratulations!
We want to wish you
Don't waste time
Move more, communicate
Yes, and to do the dacha.
Grandchildren will not let you get bored
The children will visit.
We think it's fun
You will be retired!
You won't go to work in the morning
You take a risk and withdraw money from the bank card,
Buy a ticket and go south.
And you will travel with passion!
Do you want to go south? So go to the village.
There is a river nearby, a pond and fishing rods in a shed!
There, on the beds, the harvest will sing,
There are lilies of the valley. And the nightingales chirp in May.
You invite all your grandchildren to visit.
Gather your friends and sing songs.
Read, write, walk, call relatives.
We congratulate you on your retirement!
Today we see off
Retirement loving
And we're going through
How will we be without you?
After all, you are our light,
Our guru, our sensei.
And no more in the department
The one who is wiser than all.
And we wish together
Don't lose the fuse
Live full life need
And conquer the Urals.
Here the worries are over
No more work
But time is free
Do whatever you like!
If you want - go to the park for a walk,
Do you want to - overwrite everything!
Don't be bored, don't whine, don't be angry,
Better take care of your grandchildren!
We congratulate you all
We want to live interestingly.
Pour some cognac
Get our congratulations!
So I wanted to part with the worries,
And now suddenly the soul is in doubt.
On the run you have worked all your life,
Unusual measured step.
This confusion will fade away
How the "deserved path" will begin.
But worries will be just as unmeasured,
Just a little more time.
Children, grandchildren, household chores
They will make you forget about yourself again.
We know from your experience
How to rush through life at full speed.
And so we ask in advance:
Come here to relax!
Good luck! Don't say goodbye - goodbye!
Happiness to you in the golden years!
Scenario of the 55th anniversary of a woman. Cool farewell to retirement
Scenario of the 55th anniversary of a woman. Cool farewell to retirement
Everyone knows that women retire at 55. And if so, then for this anniversary everyone wants something special to be fun and memorable for everyone. We offer you our small script for the 55th anniversary of a woman, which will help arrange funny send-offs on retire. The script contains contests and games, beautiful toasts and entertaining blocks. Watch and choose what you like the most.
Anniversary meeting.
When all the guests have gathered, we can begin. Have all the guests stand and make a semicircle. And the hero of the day will be in the center of this semicircle. The host starts:
- Tell me, when a person is born into the world, what does he do? That's right - he's crying! And today a young pensioner was born in our country, who is ready to burst into tears from such happiness. And so that she doesn't cry, we'll give her a pacifier. Even small children wear a cap that protects their ears and head from the wind. Let's put on a cap for the hero of the day. And finally, it remains to attach a bib so that it does not get dirty while eating. We put on. Look - now we have a full-fledged born pensioner! I propose to take and raise glasses for the new pensioner, who is still so young and who still has his whole life ahead of him!
Main holiday.
Leading:
- well, since we have a new pensioner, she needs to take the oath and join the ranks of pensioners. And for this we have already prepared the text of the solemn oath. Now the young pensioner will read it and will be accepted into the ranks of honorary pensioners of Russia:
Leading:
- now our hero of the day becomes an honorary member of the pensioners of Russia. She is awarded a medal and a crown!
Competition.
In life, every person was given many vaccinations. And they are all from some kind of disease. What would you like to be vaccinated against? Suggest answers. And the most the best way win a prize!
Examples might be: a sleep deprivation vaccine; vaccination against bad mood; vaccination for immunity from the boss; etc. Whoever offers the funniest option wins a prize.
Leading:
We all know that every person has rights and obligations in life. What rights do pensioners have? Name them!
Yes, you said everything correctly. But this is all according to the law, but in life? And in life, pensioners have these rights:
Therefore, I propose a toast to the rights of pensioners, which must not be violated!
A game.
Friends! Everyone said today beautiful words to the jubilee. And some even almost swore that they would protect the hero of the day and always be by her side. And tell me - are you all ready for serious deeds for the sake of the hero of the day? Let's see what each of you are ready for. For our birthday girl.
The game is being played. You need to prepare beautiful cards on which to write poems. You put all the cards in a bag, and the guests take turns taking out one card at a time and read out a verse that says what he is ready for for the eyes of the hero of the day.
Leading:
- we all congratulated the hero of the day. And who hasn't congratulated her yet? Do not know? Who said the president? You are absolutely right - the President has not yet congratulated. And I have now been informed that a retinue from Putin himself is standing at the door. We let them in.
The president's retinue enters. On the sides are the guards, and in the center is the secretary. They stop near the hero of the day, and the secretary reads out congratulations from the president and hands him the following telegram:
Leading:
But it's not all gifts. We have another package that arrived to us from unknown lands. And we don't even know what's in it. I will ask you to send a parcel to us.
The parcel is brought in and the presenter opens it. She takes out a package and a note from the package. And he starts reading the note. And send the package to the way it is written in this note.
After the hero of the day, he unpacks the package and shows everyone what is there. And there should be the best and most expensive gift.
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Script of seeing off a woman to retire
Seeing off retirement is organized in a festively decorated hall. The guests sit at the laid tables, the hostess of the holiday is at the head of the table or in the center, next to her is her husband or the “main man in her life”. Nearby you can install a serving table, on which it will be convenient to put gifts, certificates, awards, postcards.
Scenario of the evening celebrating the retirement of a woman
The presenter is provided with information about the kindergarten, school, college, technical school, institute where the hero of the day studied, a list of enterprises and positions where she worked, in chronological order. Props:
- A comic diploma for a unique contribution to the "life" of the team (regularly watered the ficus in the office, baked unsurpassed cookies for tea, etc.).
- Comic "Certificate of Quality" of the hero of the day.
- "Gold" medals (from foil or a round chocolate bar in a golden wrapper) for winning competitions.
- Postcards and pens.
- at the age of seven, a schoolboy is born on September 1; then came the days of appearance:
- Octobrist;
- pioneer
- Komsomol member;
- applicant;
- student
- trainee;
- groom or bride;
- young mothers and fathers;
- graduate theorist;
- young specialist-practitioner;
- experienced worker;
- Grandmothers and grandfathers;
- pensioner.
- high professionalism;
- unfading beauty;
- inexhaustible diligence;
- inexhaustible optimism;
- inexhaustible kindness and readiness to come to the rescue in any situation.
- a new daily routine (the alarm clock rings at the same time, but you don’t have to go to work, but where - close people who know the hobbies and hobbies of the hero of the day can suggest);
- a new pensioner's diet (income is decreasing, and free time is increasing, so we need to suggest how to replace a sandwich with sausage, compiled in a hurry for work);
- a subscription to the pool (although there is no current there, the skills to overcome the “waves of life” can come in handy);
- a subscription to some kind of health magazine (the pensioner has time to finally take care of his health, because information on how to do this will be useful).
The drink list includes champagne.
Leading Each person from the moment of his birth is born many more times:
There are always close people next to everyone who help to move to a new stage and, as it were, pass it on to the future period of life. 
Our “Maria Ivanovna” has compiled a much larger list, which we need to consider and approve today at this glorious meeting. Like every serious meeting, I propose to hold ours according to the rules I read out, not to miss a single stage known to us, to announce all the circumstances loudly, raising filled glasses. To confirm the veracity of the words of the speakers, I propose to approve the commission transferring his faithful colleague, and the commission accepting his beloved wife, mother, grandmother into an already full and unconditional family membership. I propose to appoint “Ivan Ivanovich” as the head of the admissions committee, the faithful companion of the hostess for N___ (years of marriage) years. Since today we are sending Maria Ivanovna to a new life, let us take as a model the beginning of the journey sending a new ship on its first voyage and open our holiday with champagne. I propose to announce the beginning of the meeting with a festive salute of opening champagne and fill the glasses.
The boss speaks in his own words. Leading To make it easier for the members of our "admission committee" to assess what treasure they are accepting, and for the chairman of the "transferring committee" to prepare for the presentation, let's give the floor to a faithful school friend, let her tell about a cheerful, smart girl who came to school No. _ (number of years) ago .
School years - a long time, Satchels, pigtails, a fun lesson, Less often - an exam, an assessment, a diary, The years have rushed by - the call is not forgotten.
A school friend speaks in her own words. Leading Now everyone can see what our Maria Ivanovna looked like in those years. The granddaughter (name), who is surprisingly similar to her, but lives surrounded by modern iPods and iPads, will share her school experience.
Lessons to do everything is more boring in notebooks, Textbooks are too lazy to carry with you, There is Internet in your smartphone to instantly Find answers on the most difficult day.
Leading But our Maria Ivanovna was not only busy with homework, she learned to sew (knit, embroider) in a school circle, and today's wonderful dress (suit) is sewn according to her sketches. In addition, she did not miss discos, and she loves to dance.
Leading The school years passed quickly, but the student years rushed even faster. Choosing a profession was not easy, our hero of the occasion has so many interesting hobbies! Now our hostess will tell you how she chose (the name of the educational institution), and friends from the student bench will confirm and supplement her words (suddenly something has already been forgotten). The word is given to friends. Leading The teachers prepared a wonderful young specialist, which Maria Ivanovna came to (the first workplace). Our hostess does not have the ability and strength, therefore, already after (number of years) she received the first promotion (qualification or position - what entry in the work book). The excursion in those years will be conducted by an old friend and for many years - a colleague (full name). A word - to the first colleagues and friends at work. Leading Work is an important part of Maria Ivanovna's life, but not the only one, her husband (Ivan Ivanovich) will now confirm this. He will tell how he lived in those years with a young wife, a young specialist and a young mother of their first child. Husband speaks in his own words. Leading 
All the difficulties of youth are remembered with warmth when you see the joyful expression on the faces of friends and colleagues gathered in this hall, and the happy smiles of relatives - husband, children, grandchildren. Therefore, we can move on to the present day and continue the work of our "transmitting and receiving commissions." To announce the full characteristics of our hostess and present her with a certificate of honor, the floor is given to the most experienced connoisseur of the hero of the day - the head of Maria Ivanovna with (number of years of joint work) -years of experience, Petr Petrovich. Leader speaks in his own words. Leading A friendly team does not want to lag behind its leader either. To draw up a collective image of our Maria Ivanovna, the floor is given to the representative of the trade union committee. The representative of the trade union committee speaks in his own words.
Presentation of the certificate to the hero of the occasion
Leading To confirm all of the above orally, the management of the company (company name) provides an appropriate quality certificate. For the announcement and transfer of the document to the receiving party, the floor is given to a colleague, a representative of the consumer protection bureau (full name). Quality certificate issued to Maria Ivanovna, confirming the possession of:
The validity period is unlimited. The certificate is awarded to the chairman of the host party - the husband. Leading All of the above repeatedly confirms what a wonderful student our hostess is, but she will have to learn how to live in retirement and “retire”! Her friend (full name), a pensioner with (number of years in retirement) years of experience, will share her experience. A retired friend speaks in her own words.
Leading What a wonderful woman and master of her craft the team conveys (the name of the company in which the hero of the occasion worked), everyone has already heard, and her husband Ivan Ivanovich received the appropriate certificate, but what kind of meeting they prepared for her at home, the daughter (son) (name) will tell.
Our mother does not know how to mess around, Such a thought never visits her, The beds have been waiting - it will only get warmer, And the cottage will only let go sometimes.
There is already a plan for rearranging the room, And teaching the granddaughter how to crochet, She won't be bored, and in the family staff Will find the position where she will spin like a top.
Daughter (son) speaks in his own words.
Drafting a playful solution
Leading Everything that has been said must be documented and it is time to start drafting the decision of our solemn meeting, for this I ask you to name the most correct adjectives suitable for our hostess. Draft decision On this (1 adjective) day, after listening to the (2 adjective) comments and (3 adjective) suggestions of the (4 adjective) comrades present here, the (5 adjective) team makes a (6 adjective) decision to spend (7 adjective) a woman, on (8 adjective) pension, and (9 adjective) family (10 adjective) meet her, (11 adjective) greet and not let go anywhere. 
The adjectives named by the guests are inserted into the text of the project, turnkey solution read and given to the husband. You can transfer the resulting set of words to different groups of guests and make several options. The best text will be chosen by the hero of the occasion. Musical arrangement, the number of dances and competitions depends on the composition of the guests. In the "adult" team there may be a lover of songs or jokes, such people quickly find themselves and can significantly help the toastmaster in holding a banquet. The organization of farewell to retirement is inextricably linked with the profession and field of activity of the hero of the day. It is very important to prepare specific former job souvenirs.
The second part of the souvenirs is parting words for the future "free" life. This category can include:
Sketches for seeing off a woman's retirement
If you are instructed to prepare a farewell to the retirement of your friend or relative, then try to make this anniversary evening as fun and interesting as possible.
After all, seeing off retirement is an important milestone in the life of any person.
Prepare a retirement script that will include fun ditties, games and skits.
Scenes for seeing off a woman's retirement should be funny and funny so that there is no regret that an important stage of life has passed.
Cool scene for farewell to retirement
Characters: God of Work, God of Vacation, Goddess of Salary, Goddess of Retirement.
Props: costumes for the gods are made from ordinary sheets, wreaths on the head - from artificial twigs or paper.
Host: There is an old legend about how candidates for pensioners are accepted: a whole council is convened on the divine Olympus - to accept or not to accept? And everything happens like this ... (Gods enter the hall.)
God of Work (referring to other gods): I, the God of Work - Truden - have gathered all of you at the professional Olympus and solemnly announce: we have a new candidate for retirement!
Gods: Oh, how cool! How nice!
Job God: Yes, that means we have jobs again! Now we will thoroughly check this candidate. I'll be the first to start!
Truden approaches the colleagues of the hero of the occasion and asks them questions: did she work well, did she help others, did she quarrel with her superiors, etc.
God of Work: Well, candidate, you are lucky: your colleagues characterize you with dignity. But this is not enough. Come on, Holiday God, now you do your test!
Holiday God: I am the Holiday God - Gulban. Work without rest is like winter without snow. Now I will check if you have learned how to rest properly!
1. Choose the right option (you, guests, can also choose - at the same time we will check you!) - Canary Islands, Maldives, Hawaii or cottage?
2. Question two: diving, surfing, snorkeling or fishing?
3. Question three: "Martini", "Hennesy", "Jack Daniels" or house wine?
God of Vacation (sums up): it’s not harmful to dream, but you need to rest within your means!
God of Work: Good. And now a word to the Goddess of Salaries!
Goddess of Salary: I am the Goddess of Salary - Penny. It's time to say goodbye forever, dear candidate.
Do you remember how you waited for me every month? How did you count days and even minutes? And then, having waited, she called me miserable, miserable, insignificant! And then she spent everything, to the last ...
But I do not hold evil, everything is in the past. Now you will meet the Goddess of Retirement, and do you promise to protect and respect her? Do you promise your kids won't take her from you? Do you promise to buy chocolates for your grandchildren with her help?
The hero of the occasion promises.
God of Work: So, candidate, you passed all tests with honor! We officially accept you into the ranks of full-fledged pensioners and give you at the disposal of the Goddess of Pension!
Goddess of Retirement: I am the Goddess of Retirement - Pension! From now on, I take patronage over you, but first you need to take the oath of a pensioner.
I, A YOUNG PENSIONER, JOINING THE RANKS OF PENSIONERS,
IN THE FACE OF MY FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES, I SOLEMNLY SWEAR:
-WAIT, LOVE AND PROTECT YOUR PENSION.
-DO NOT SPEND IT ON MEDICINES AND DOCTORS.
-USE IT AS IT IS INTENDED: FOR ENTERTAINMENT, CRUISES AND NEW OUTFITS.
I SWEAR! I SWEAR! I SWEAR.
And now I'm giving you a real passbook, big enough to fit numbers with ten zeros in it! (Gives a drawn passbook. You can make a cash gift in this way - put an envelope with money or a gift certificate in it.)
The gods put on the hero of the occasion a homemade medal "Honorary Pensioner".
A fun scene for seeing off retirement
A participant or participant comes out, poorly dressed, in a headscarf, approaches the future pensioner and sings to her a song to the tune “I am standing at a half-station in a colorful half-shawl”.
I came to you unexpectedly
Not at all long-awaited
Sorry - it's not my fault!
I can only say that I do not believe
And I'll check your passport:
You look like you're only 17 years old! (repeat last line)
You are smart, beautiful
I love everything about you!
I invite you to be friends with us!
'Cause you're free now
I confess publicly:
Retirement is so cool to live!
To drink us a glass,
I'll take it out of my bag
Reliable Russian antidepressant! (takes out a bottle of vodka)
We will drink to our friendship
And we will raise optimism
After all, a pension is a guarantor of stability!
Scene-alteration for the song "Call me, call"
During the introduction, one person comes out before the song and stands with their backs to the hero of the day, the hands should not be visible - a white school apron is hidden in them; under the introduction they put on aprons and turn to the hero of the day, in general, so that there is intrigue and surprise.
Days flew by
Your turn has come
In the management of the native
Try on the role of the hero of the day.
Our service is only one
You gave all of yourself
Thirty-five years of waiting for him
Thirty-five years of waiting for him -
Long awaited graduation!
All exams passed
In local Dumas and in the Ministry of Finance.
All budgets are consolidated,
And the reforms have gone through.
Here is the labor code
I gave you permission for the experience,
To come to the financial department,
To come to the financial department
Anniversary Graduation!
We want to confess to you:
We respect you very much
We tell you from the bottom of our hearts:
Congratulations on your anniversary!
We are given traditions
We do not deviate from them:
Graduation is starting
Graduation is starting!
Call, call!
They turn towards the place - from where they will take out the "first-grader" with a bell
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Comic congratulations for the retirement wire "Ambulance with gifts"
This is a costumed congratulations for a pensioner who was about to leave for a well-deserved rest. Depending on the specific culprit and the composition of the guests, changes can be made so that the congratulations turn out to be targeted. Comic congratulations for the retirement wire "Ambulance with gifts" it will be more effective and cheerful if the characters are contrasted: a stern doctor and a “hot nurse” or both roles performed by men in disguise.
To carry out this comic congratulations, you need: medical suits, an ambulance kit - for children, cognac with the inscription "Balm", disposable glasses, one with a measuring scale, sweets, a carton of milk and a beautiful bottle of alcohol, a chocolate bar - as a gift
Congratulations script "Ambulance team for retirement"
The “harsh” doctor and the “hot” nurse come out
Leading: An ambulance team consisting of Dr. Synyak-Zabubenkina and nurse Svetko-Konfetkina.
Game with guests "Ambulance Brigade"
(The doctor examines several guests and gives recommendations for treatment to the nurse, who distributes the potion and behaves very playfully).
Doctor: Open your mouth, close your eyes. Everything is clear - acute glass failure. Sister, Balm Bruise-Zabubenkina - 50 grams immediately.
(Go to the next one).
- Open your eyes, wide, wide, cough. It’s clear - under-bite, Svetko-Konfetkina marshmallow once, Balm named after me 2 times 30.
(Walk to next, listen).
- Breath! Do not breath. Sister, this patient has all the signs of peristostitis. Marshmallow and balm - 50. one time.
(They approach the next one, move towards the hero of the occasion -.)
Raise right hand close your left eye. Say AAAAA. I thought so - dancing! 3 x 30 and lozenge. (And then they approach the birthday man, begin to inspect: ears, hair, eyes and click their tongues, shake their heads and be horrified)
- What a neglected and interesting case. Your patient needs a more thorough examination. Please follow us.
Comic examination of the culprit before a well-deserved rest
(To conduct a comic examination, sit on a chair and tap with a toy hammer on your knees and hands).
Doctor: Everything is clear - beginner pensionism - sister, take Belov's mixture at night, 200 grams daily (gives a carton of milk)
(Look into the eyes, look pupils).
- I don't like your pupils. Look right, look left. Yes Yes Yes. I thought so, not a hangover, that's just my profile. Sister - potion Kuler-Opokhmelkina (gives a check of vodka).
- The patient, this is in especially acute cases, in the morning on an empty stomach. Now let's check your hearing. (They examine the ears. Moves away a little and loudly, but speaks to the side)
—
Cognac 100. Another 100. (the hero of the occasion repeats).
This fully confirms my initial diagnosis. Konyakovsky's syndrome of the third degree. Do you agree with me, colleague? With these symptoms, I recommend using Bruise-Zabubenkina Balm, made according to my recipe. At the symposium of doctors received three stars. Eat 100 irregularly, solely to raise the tone and appetite (give a bottle of cognac).
- Well, here is also a sharp heartfelt love for grandchildren. Sister, give 2 standards of grandchildren, take with your grandchildren a slice at a time (give chocolate)
- Well, well, you, the patient, have launched yourself like that? You just have a bouquet of diseases, and even chronic workaholism of a protracted form, from which, as far as I know, only a well-deserved rest effectively helps, with which we congratulate you!
- And we propose to carry out mass disinfection on this occasion with the potions that everyone has in stock. (Name and patronymic)..be healthy and happy.
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for birthdays, anniversaries and just for the holidays
The best impromptu requires careful preparation - the organizers of the celebration of birthdays, anniversaries, know this better than anyone else. The main task of the festive scenario is to unobtrusively captivate guests, endow them with a good mood. For this, you can use fun games that look impromptu, or a serious scenario with a flexible approach.
It is important to understand that a holiday is an unpredictable phenomenon, in which there is always a place for retreats or a change of mood. Therefore, the organizer of the holiday is like a good conductor, who is also a psychologist. To notice in time that the mood of the guests has gone in the wrong direction, to stop the acute situation, to divert attention from an accidental problem - this is what a real organizer is.
The scenario for a birthday or any other holiday has a modular structure that allows you to change the program in places, closing accidentally interruptions. Even if at first glance everything in the script is subject to linear logic, there is always the opportunity to rebuild it on the go, literally between toasts. Guests will not notice anything, and the holiday will only gain momentum!
Scenarios for an anniversary birthday for women and men
Festive anniversary in nature
If the weather permits, you can spend it in a very original and undoubtedly fun way. Nature sets up a benevolent attitude towards everything around, so games and pranks with pouring water, sprinkling flour and the like are held with a bang.
Anniversary celebrations can begin with a comic congratulations.
Leading
I want to test the mental abilities of the hero of the day. To do this, take an ordinary matchbox. We stick one match in the box, we give the other to the hero of the occasion. I will ask questions. If the birthday boy finds it difficult to answer, he must light a match on the box with his match.
After a few simple questions, the host asks: “When is the donkey’s birthday?”. The subject naturally lights a match. The moment has come to solemnly hand him this box with a burning match and sing “Happy Birthday to you” in chorus
Leading
(voice Owl from the cartoon "The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh"). Expensive …. ! Happy Birthday to You! At this joyful moment, let me present you with this wonderful lace (brings a bucket from which the lace hangs).
The culprit solemnly pulls the string and pulls out a bottle of champagne or vodka.
Leading
And now I invite all those present to participate in the contest “Do you know the hero of the day?”. The first guest to answer the question correctly gets a candy. At the end of the quiz, the owner of the largest number of sweets will receive a prize from the birthday boy - a photo with a personal autograph and the right to drink brotherhood with him.
Sample list of questions.
1. What is the day of the week when the birthday boy was born.
2. His height, birth weight.
3. Where did this event take place.
4. What was the time of day.
5. What was the name of the kindergarten teacher.
6. Favorite toy.
7. The best school friend of the birthday boy
8. What kind of education did he get.
9. Where was the first day of work.
10. When I bought the first car.
11. Where did you spend your last vacation.
12. Where did you meet your other half.
13. When was the wedding day.
14. What was the weather like that day.
15. Give the exact age of the children.
16. Favorite dish.
17. Favorite drink.
18. Favorite activity.
19. Favorite books/movies.
20. Foot size.
21. How many acres is the summer cottage.
22. Favorite alcoholic drink.
23. Brand of the car.
24. Name of the best friend (girlfriend).
25. Favorite song.
It is advisable to ask simple questions, such that you can find out the answers in advance, although it all depends on the company and it is not always necessary to know the answer to the question, in this case they are purely symbolic.
This is where the official part can end, and move on to the stormy entertainment.
For the birthday boy, you can arrange an impromptu concert and at the same time demonstrate your many talents.
Joke-draw “Merry fortune-telling”
Good people, I'll try to surprise you
And I'm surprised by
That I can predict the fate of everyone.
Which one of you will solve the riddle
He will know his fate.
So my 1st riddle:
Does he have a heel behind his nose? (boot)
We continue fortune-telling - gild the pen ...
I wish my predictions come true!
Surprises await you in life
Hundred-program TV,
600th Mercedes
The house is huge, the garden is blooming,
Husband rich and teetotal
And many more wonders!
Waking up one day, you will see in the window
Prince Charming on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle, he will pick up, loving,
And he will take you to distant lands.
Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Jellied offal
And dried fruit compote.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
So you're going to be a chef!
You will be fat and ruddy,
Raise geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on a tractor, shout loudly:
"Smoke break, Serve dinner, wife,
And a bottle of wine!
You will be a noble knight
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to intercede for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of a beautiful lady
fight, asking for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.
Your house will be a full bowl,
There is always an influx of guests,
And your wife is the most beautiful
There will be seven children.
And one day you will come drunk:
The step is uneven, muddy look ...
The wife will be sad and say:
"The wolf and the seven Young goats"
Your life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white "Volga"
With a yacht flying in azure waves.
With a bronze tan on strong shoulders.
Kohl will not come out of you
sissies and crybabies,
That will give you life
New bucks!
There are many miracles in life
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your horse!
There are many ways and things in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the wide road
Will not become a narrow path!
The husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
On the hands will wear
and do not ask for half a liter!
The news came to you:
There is no salt today!
And then, you look, yes you will give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Children are born from salt!
You will soon be very rich.
Be known as a millionaire throughout the district!
Because uncle will be found in America
Leave you a legacy without looking!
You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up quickly!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
That's what you win from shoes lace!
You not to be bored
We must sing and dance.
Can't sleep at all at night
Entertain good people
When people are happy
You will become a pop star!
If you want to be happy
Then you have this advice:
Eat 3 kilos of salt
And a big bag of candy.
Then drink some vodka...
You will be happy, even kill!
I've been talking here, joking...
Still didn't please anyone.
I see someone's sad eyes ..
Well, there will be dancing for you ...
55th Anniversary Scenario (for woman)
Script Host: Dear Colleagues! Dear birthday girl!
Today we are in a friendly cheerful company, in our so-called “banquet hall” we decided to congratulate the hero of the day.
May this day go down in history forever
And the birthday girl will only bring joy,
And the guests have fun, let them carelessly,
No one, I hope, will leave sad from the anniversary.
To start the celebration, as expected,
It is proposed to fill all the glasses.
Why are there many people?
All friends gathered here
For a well-deserved rest
They came to congratulate you.
Well, here's two fives for you,
How fast the years go by
But for a reason like this
Do not be upset!
Of course it's not 16
And far from 25
But, to be honest,
There is no reason to be discouraged!
After all, a string of difficult years
Didn't ruin the portrait.
Let's look honestly, from above:
What were you before?
Walked - ribs rang,
And now - what a body!
Bones covered with flesh
Rounded features:
Lush bust, hip, what you need -
A delight for men's eyes.
There is something to take, something to look at,
There is something to cling to the bones.
And those sparkling eyes
At least someone will be driven crazy!
And therefore, without extra words I want to raise the first glass to our hero of the occasion.
Leading: And now I want to give the floor for congratulations to the director of our team.
Director: Dear _______________!
From the bottom of my heart with great respect
Receive our congratulations today
We are happy to congratulate you and wish you
All also to work, all also to dare.
Do not grow old in soul and outwardly
To be blooming as before.
Keep the spark of the soul and still love.
Be beautiful as always to you for many years.
(Gift given)
The team sings congratulations to the motive of the song “I am standing at a half-station”, gives gifts.
Friends and relatives sit
Sparkling wine flows
And there is a long way behind.
Greetings are spoken.
Where, are you cherished years?
What has passed cannot be returned.
As a token of our attention
Accept wishes,
To the joy of all live for many years.
Let the years, like a blizzard,
Everything is gray,
And the light warms youth!
Inconspicuous happiness to you,
Unchanging success,
We wish you lots of luck.
I wish you excellent health, hopes and personal happiness,
Let youth not leave you!
Let adversity be forgotten
And all wishes will come true.
And may there never be grief.
Love if you love.
Live the way you want
And always be cheerful!
Leading: This holiday is a birthday.
Just a great anniversary.
To keep the fun going
I’ll say to everyone: “Pour it!”
I propose to drink for these wonderful wishes!
Leading: You cried into the world when you were born,
And everyone was laughing...
But indeed, we had a little pensioner.
Leading: The word for congratulations is presented to our pensioners.
1. That's the hour for retirement!
Once in a lifetime, he happens to us!
2.We came here today
Wish you many years
You accept from us Lyubasha
Our pension greetings.
3. Worked a lot,
You didn't work in vain
That's for it dear
You have been given a pension.
4. You will sit at home,
Will you miss, grow old,
If you sing in the choir,
You will instantly look younger.
5. There is no reason for sadness and tears -
The autumn of life is like frost in winter;
Let's tell everyone, without hiding anything:
Every age has its own beauty!
6. Age is our only experience brings
He doesn't age you at all.
After all, 55 is not autumn for us yet,
But only the velvet season.
7. Do not be sad and do not be sad,
There is no return to those past days,
Smile always and everywhere
And don't go to the doctors.
8. On this anniversary day, beautiful,
We want to sincerely wish:
Only joy, long life,
Sorrow and grief do not know.
9. And we wish you to continue
Don't get old, get younger.
Multiply a number of fives
Yes, live well
Without sadness and problems
Need to be always and everything.
Leading: And now comes the solemn moment. From all of the above, the council of pensioners allows you, Lyubov Vladimirovna, to join the party of pensioners. To do this, you must take an oath.
Oath I, ..., joining the ranks of pensioners in the face of my relatives, friends, colleagues and husband, solemnly swear: fervently with the heat of my heart to be true to my word, as the pensioner party teaches. Strictly observe and fulfill the obligations of the party. To replenish your family with creatures with the help of your children to our delight, in spite of our enemies, in spite of our neighbors. I swear! I swear! I swear!
Leading: Well, now I want to acquaint the young pensioner with duties and rights.
Responsibilities: (on the screen)
Get up, wash up. Sit down, eat.
receive guests,
Don't forget friends.
Put the brazhonka for distillation.
Do sports this year.
Be ready for love and work.
Do not get sick, do not lose heart
Eat in moderation and sleep soundly
Never grow old
All men like it.
Rights of a young pensioner: (read by the hero of the day herself)
When I want, then I get up.
As long as I want, I lie down.
And if I want, I will drink.
I will go where I want.
When I want, then I sleep.
Whoever I want, I love.
Leading: And now I want to raise a glass to the birth of a new pensioner, but very, very young, who still has a lot to do!
Presenter: Today, each of the guests, as a sign of respect for you, would like to say special words and make a special gift.
- We would give you a miracle,
Magic beautiful moment
Only a miracle has been done before,
The people who gave you life, birth!
Please raise your glasses and drink for the parents of the hero of the day __________________!
Leading:
Be healthy, beloved wife,
Wallet to always be tight
Optimism and creativity!
Every day to give joy.
Since we are talking about men,
I want to remind you of a man
who many years ago fell in love with our (name)
and is still a support and a shoulder
in family life for her. And
so, the word to the wife of the hero of the day.
How much beauty in the world:
The sun, the sky is blue,
And spring flowers
They can't compare to you.
For many years we walked side by side,
It was all: sadness and joy
Now the grandchildren have grown up,
We are already getting old.
We won't let her into the house
Let him take a walk
When it comes again,
Let us not be found at home.
You are my good
I always feel at ease with you
I give you flowers
And a surprise with lots of love.
I give you this song. "I love you to tears" or others.
Thank you for finding words that please and comfort at the right moment.
I want to drink for what you are!
Leading: Today the address of the hero of the day received telegrams. Allow me to read them.
Telegrams:
Grandma, hello, don't be sad,
We're out of candy, mind you.
Your grandson _______-.
Well, now, friends, the time has come
Fill a glass for parents.
For those who gave the joy of life,
And he opened the doors to the beautiful world.
For those who taught him kindness,
He gave me a lot of mind.
For those thanks to whom now
Vanya is sitting among us as a birthday boy.
So, let's fill our glasses and drink for the parents of our hero of the day, let them be fun and pleasant today.
Dear guests! Today we learned a lot about the hero of the day, there were many congratulations and wishes addressed to him. But not everyone present congratulated him. The word is given to the sister and brother of the hero of the day.
Dear friends, we continue our evening dedicated to the 30th anniversary of
Happy thirtieth anniversary
All friends rush to congratulate
And wherever fate would wear them -
Everyone is here today.
We wish you good health
And a long life without worries
Good luck, happiness and luck!
It's time for big victories!
Let's all fill our glasses, and drink for the happiness and health of our birthday boy!
Wow, I see you are moving something? Wait, I will introduce you to the Rules of our evening. Our charter says:
1. That the hero of the day is sitting in front of us.
2. It is announced that 20__. Ivan's anniversary is not canceled
3. Remember: for starters, it didn’t hurt everyone to drink a glass.
4. It is announced that laughter in this house is not cancelled.
5. Gifts brought to the hero of the day are accepted around the clock for another month after this evening and are non-refundable.
And now the floor is given to the beloved wife of the hero of the day.
We congratulate you on a significant event,
Today is your legal anniversary,
We wish you great health
And many sincere friends.
We do not give the birthday
No headsets, no rings,
Surely you will receive warmer
Greetings from friendly hearts.
I propose a word for congratulations to friends. Dear guests, dear birthday boy, the children's nursery group "Mouse" has come to your holiday!
Congratulations to Uncle Vanya
Our favorite kindergarten
Sends greetings to you dear,
Junior Nursery Squad.
We promise to listen to Vanya,
Always go to the potty
When everyone has eaten porridge,
Let's take the cups.
Be healthy uncle Vanya!
Many many more days
We promise to come
To you on the hundredth anniversary!
Dear guests! I ask you to fill your glasses with white, and drip red into your glasses.
If you want, believe
If you want, don't believe
An animal is roaming around somewhere.
He does not live in a dense forest,
Powerful in Russian.
This animal is called "moose"
- It's been that way for a long time.
May "ELSE" be with you,
To eat and sleep,
For three to drink,
To want and be able
So that happiness does not end,
About good things to dream about, so that business succeeds
So that everything always comes true!
We want to congratulate you
With a wonderful date - thirty years.
You have already achieved a lot
But here comes the flourishing of all forces.
May hope never
Your earthly one will not leave the path.
May it be full of good luck!
We don't want to turn away from it!
In the Canary Islands, out of 365 days a year, only 350 are sunny.
So we wish you, Vanya, so that in your life there is a ratio of joyful and sad days.
But the natives of the Canary Islands are far from stupid. Here in those 15 days when there is no sun, they all gather together in their large huts and drink the fermented juice of tropical mango fruits. And again they have a good mood in their souls, again the sun shines in their souls. And you, Vanya, on gloomy and rainy days, do not forget to take mangoes. And if there is no juice at hand, use any substitute from 12 to 40 degrees
For your anniversary!
Thirty years is a special age.
Life leads us forward slowly,
We want to wish you
The soul does not age with age.
So that creativity does not leave,
To make the table wide with wine,
To make music sound in the house,
To love my wife more.
Birthday is a responsible step,
Thirty years in life means something.
Be happy and healthy, like Hercules.
Let luck not leave you!
Hey, Ivan, such a thing -
Vodka boiled in glasses
Schaub she was not out of breath,
We need to bite a little.
For such a reason
Let's say a toast is small.
Masha and Glasha meet.
- Masha, how is your husband Misha?
- As he drank - so he drinks, as he beat - so he beats.
- Well, thank God, if only I didn’t get sick!
To the health of all those present!
Dear guests! We had a lot of fun. Our evening is coming to an end. I propose to sing a song for the hero of the day.
We walked nicely at your holiday
Nowhere have we seen a more beautiful holiday
So be healthy, live richly,
And we are leaving home to the hut!
The evening ends with songs and dances.
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