Nata Karlin July 26, 2018

Trying to diversify the festive evening, the organizers come up with comic wedding predictions for guests. To do this, they dress up one of the presenters or invite an actress who plays the role of a fortune teller, write predictions on slips of paper that are sealed in cookies or nuts. The easiest way is to tie leaflets with a prediction to sweets of the same color, put them in a vase and invite guests to choose and find out their fate in the near future.

Nuts with predictions

Organization of a scene for a wedding with a gypsy

Gypsies at the wedding have always been welcome guests. Colorful and broken, with numerous jokes, jokes, songs and dances, they could cheer up, make all the guests have fun without exception. Today, this cheerful people are rarely invited to weddings, but tradition is tradition, so contests and jokes with gypsies remain very popular.

If you want to organize a comic fortune-telling from a gypsy to guests, it is not necessary to hire a professional actress. Dress up your girlfriend or relative in a colorful outfit and prepare a text for her.

Even if you do not have enough time to rehearse and learn everything, the words can be read from a piece of paper

When the guests are already a little bored, you can start the game. Entering the hall to the music, a woman should approach each of the guests and with the words “ gild the pen, dear» speak your predictions. The words of a gypsy may be as follows:

1. Wai, I see, dear, you will become a big shot. Be fat and happy!
2. I know, dear, you love her, do not go to the side, do not look for a cold partner of the opposite sex, you will catch a cold and get sick!
3. Wai dear, waiting for you high relations, ninety meters, no less!
4. Drink your glass darling, you'll be alone with someone tonight!
5. Gild the pen, good, I'll tell you what will happen tomorrow! Hangover awaits you tomorrow!
6. You will sleep sweetly today, dear, you will sleep very sweetly until the cake is taken from under you!
7. Your friends, dear, are waiting for you! Oh, and waiting for faithful friends, but devotees. You will spend the whole night with them! Call them Bobik, Sharik and Tuzik.
8. Happiness is waiting for you, dear, in the morning! Incredible Luck! You will find a wallet that you will lose today.
9. The sea of ​​flowers is waiting tomorrow morning! Beautiful flowers, with tall stems! Wake up in a flower bed!
10. The battle is waiting for you, falcon! Terrible battle! Did you eat black caviar? The sturgeon will come for revenge!
11. wai, loss awaits you! Lose your tie! You can find it at your neighbor's in the morning.
12. You, beauty, tomorrow will be sweet, the only, desired and loved until you give me beer. Then you will turn into a wife again.
13. Do you like horror, honey?? Not? Then don't look in the mirror tomorrow morning!

Beautiful gypsy girl

You can come up with many such jokes. Use the jokes of famous comedians or look at scenarios that include the arrival of a gypsy woman at the wedding.

The main thing is to approach the game with enthusiasm and humor. Guests are sure to be very pleased.

How to make a comic horoscope for guests?

Another option to diversify the evening and allow guests to laugh a lot is to make a comic astrological forecast for them. For this dress up a friend in a stargazer costume. If you don't have the right props, find some big glasses and make a hat decorated with stars out of blue cardboard. As a mantle, you can use a tablecloth or bedspread.

For the first day it will suffice to predict that All zodiac signs have equal chances to have a great time today. The forecast can be made the next day for each constellation of the horoscope. You can call it "Hangover forecast for tomorrow morning."

Aries. A surprise awaits you tomorrow morning! You will see in the reflection of the mirror that your chic horns have suddenly become even, like Cupid's arrows, and now you have to work hard to get through the doors.

Taurus. On the eve of the wedding banquet, you drank a pack of activated charcoal and suddenly decided that now everything will be fine with you? You will see this very coal and understand that everything is not as good as you would like.

It is unlikely that tomorrow morning, when you open your eyes and look in the mirror, you will see a person absolutely similar to yourself.

crayfish. Tomorrow you will need today's workout. Now you will crawl backwards from each poured glass for a long time, remembering a hangover.

lions. Early in the morning you will let out such a desperate roar that your neighbor will take pity and bring you a bottle of mineral water.

Virgin. I do not advise you to approach your favorite mirror in the morning. Lose faith in yourself.

scales. Tomorrow you will be confused, counting how much alcohol a normal person can drink and comparing with the amount that you drank.

scorpions. Place a bottle of beer next to your bed at night. As soon as you open your eyes, drink! Otherwise, all the next day you will sting everyone around you.

archers. Hide a glass of champagne for tomorrow so you don't shoot in the morning.

In the morning, carefully look in the mirror to make sure there are no new horns.

Aquarius. In the morning you will go to visit again to continue to have fun.

Fishes. Do not fight like a fish on ice! The holiday was a success, and whoever did not like your behavior, let him die of envy.

You can come up with a lot of comic horoscopes.

If you have a talent for poetry, try to describe the character of each zodiac sign in a simple quatrain.

If not, complete the descriptions of the representatives of the constellations following the wedding day with your own text.

Wedding Fortune Cookies

The idea of ​​wedding fortune cookies came to us from the West. This fun lottery guarantees every guest a sweet treat and the ability to pull happy ticket . The lottery can be held in the banquet hall, but it will be more interesting to distract guests who are a little tired from a busy day for a walk. Just imagine if you hand a basket of such cookies to a friend and ask them to spread it among those present. The mood of the people will immediately rise!

fortune cookies

You can bake these treats yourself, but I must say that this is a long process, so it is better to order them from pastry chefs or bridal salons. As a rule, such cookies are sold in beautiful themed boxes, they are made in the form of hearts or figurines of the bride and groom, and inside there is a leaflet with a prediction written with food paint.

For needlewomen, you can give a simple recipe for wedding cookies:

• egg white - 2 pcs.;
• vegetable oil - 3 tbsp. l.;
• sifted flour of the highest grade - 8 tbsp. l.;
• powdered sugar - 8 tbsp. l.;
• salt - 1 pinch;
• starch - 1.5 tsp.

You can add a little if you like. cinnamon, vanilla, almond or any other essence.

Beat the butter and egg whites into a foam, add all the other ingredients and mix thoroughly until the consistency of thick sour cream is obtained. Lay out small cakes and bake at a temperature of 200 degrees for 15 minutes. Remove the cakes from the baking sheet, wrap the fortune sheets in them, put them in a glass bowl until cool.

You can write texts with food coloring and a pen.

Write different predictions so that guests do not get the same leaves. Write your own texts or choose from the following:

1. There are 2 news for you - bad and good. Bad - you'll get fatter! Good - in the wallet area!
2. Waiting for the loss! today you lose your head meeting your happiness!
3. Soon you will go to the resort, choose your companion today!
4. Your summer will be sunny, warm and cheerful.
5. Today, by morning, the whole fairy tale will dissipate, and you will return to reality.
6. Today is going to be your best day ever! The ones that follow will be even better!
7. The newlyweds will love your gift!
8. Carefully! Soon a big pile of ... .. money will fall on you!

Happy couple

It is very easy to make your wedding interesting, fun and funny. All it takes is a little effort and reading about how other newlyweds spent the celebration. Rest assured you will find many interesting ideas that are easy to implement.

Gypsy 1: Happy New Year, chavelles!

Gypsy 2: Happy New Year, ravels!

Gypsy 2: (to youth) Ah, you are young, blue-eyed, why are you looking around? I see you're in love? You will get married in the new year. Of course, if the girl does not refuse.

Gypsy 2: (to girl) And you, dove, have to wait another 2 years. Lavane-nane and life nane. Gold your pen!

Gypsy 1: We'll tell you everything, we'll show you everything (who gives the coin).

Gypsy 2: Thank you dear (to viewer) if you want to know which month in the new year will be lucky for you, drive a coin. The coin is copper, the gypsy is harmful. He doesn’t say everything at once, he doesn’t reveal secrets, be patient a little.

Gypsy 1: In a year of days, as in a herd of horses. Now a black day, then a white day, and only one happy (to viewer) show money. The money is round, the gypsy is swarthy, you add more, I'll tell you everything.

Gypsy 2: They gave a penny, you will learn for a ruble. And, come on, falconers who were born in December, January, February, stand up. Wow, how many of you! Look at each other, remember. And sing along to the winter song (song about winter).

Gypsy 1: And who is the birthday cake baked in March, April, May? Stand up, smile at each other, wave and sing a spring song (song about spring).

Gypsy 2: And to whom is the loaf sung in June, July, August? Please, a summer song sounds for you (singing a summer song)

Gypsy 1: My diamonds, diamonds, only autumn trees remained. Who is being pulled by the ears in September, October, November? (song about autumn) Thanks, have a seat.

Gypsy 2: And now everything is in a row: winter, spring, summer, autumn.

Gypsy 1: Whose camp will be the most cheerful and friendly, he will win. Well, well, my pearl, yacht, victory for .... (announces)

Gypsy 2: Not surprisingly, they are more fun, there are more of them, stand up, we will admire you again.

Gypsy 1: Tell me, precious ones, which of you is the most precious? Who has more gold and silver on their fingers, on their ears, and on their navels? (We are looking for the most precious and it comes out).

Gypsy 2: A colored skirt is for a gypsy, what a beard is for Santa Claus, and, well, chavelles are ravellas, who has more flowers in their clothes? Here you, beloved, have both green and blue, so don’t count, don’t go astray, go on stage.

Gypsy 1: Tighten those who made everyone happy with their appearance, the year is big, the road is long. On the road, they wonder who has the longest hair? The road fell out on the stage to go.

Gypsy 2: Well, my diamonds, the wolf's legs are fed, and the gypsy's cards. Whoever pulls out which card, he performs this or that number.

(tasks are glued on the cards)

In order to find out what to expect in the new year, there are many fortune-telling. They can be held in a short and playful way during New Year corporate parties, meeting with friends at home or away. Predictions can be presented in prose or poetry written on small pieces of paper that can be placed in cookies, sweets, pies, dumplings and other sweets. As a New Year's fortune-telling, it would be great to hold a lottery, where each item has its own specific meaning. Movie and song titles can be used as predictions.

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  Comic prophecies for a corporate party

  Usually at the end of the year in many firms corporate events take place, during which the results of the outgoing year are summed up and plans are made. In order to brighten up the situation, you can offer employees funny comic predictions that will definitely come true in the coming year:

  1. 1. Climbing the career ladder, you should walk carefully and carefully look under your feet so as not to slip on the spitting of envious colleagues.
  2. 2. In next year you need to expect a serious increase - your office will be located on a few floors above.
  3. 3. If you smile a lot next year, then you can wait for the signing of a profitable contract. The business partner will be a well-known manufacturer of toothpaste.
  4. 4. If you enter the boss's office on your left foot every time next year, you can get a promotion.
  5. 5. You are very lucky - next year you will be able to get rid of a bad habit. True, in return there will be two more.

  It is important to choose such predictions that will not offend colleagues.

  For a party in the circle of a company of employees, short prophecies on New Year not only in prose, but also in verse:

  Short	Cool
  Do not be in front of the boss - so that there is no risk of getting drunk!	Urgently you go to the gym, To grow in the pocket of cash. There is no figure here Time to be strong
  Whom the boss kicks out of work - he has less worries in the New Year!	You wanted a new laptop The skiff came to the old one. Receive and subscribe And say goodbye to money What will be deducted from salary For device failure
  Whoever drinks champagne will return without a bonus!	Waiting for you to be promoted. Looks like you've been working hard. And for the authorities every day Not in vain dragged like a shadow. Now it's all up to you How do you get along with the dream

  Predictions for friends

  To celebrate a fun holiday at home, with friends or family, you can use bolder predictions. As a "packaging" for predictions, you can use cookies, pies, sweets.

  Options:

  1. 1. Next year, we should expect replenishment in the family - neighboring cockroaches will move to your apartment.
  2. 2. Next year it will be possible to find a treasure. It will look like a husband's stash, which he saved up all year.
  3. 3. In the coming year, one should beware of unexpected attacks. Luck will attack you, which will be difficult to fight off.
  4. 4. It is necessary to beware of cooling the feelings of the second half. Otherwise, you can get sick with love all 12 months.
  5. 5. If you give your beloved a diamond ring as a present for the New Year, then the stars predict you a full life in the next 12 months.
  6. 6. Next year you will be able to get into the cream of society and find yourself a rich and generous sponsor.
  7. 7. In the coming year, gray everyday life will brighten up with a passionate romance with a beautiful lover.
  8. 8. Next year, friends will not be able to forget you. It's hard to forget someone who owes money.
  9. 9. You can expect an unforgettable vacation where everything is inclusive - with relatives.
  10. 10. There are two news. The bad news is that you will put on weight. Good - the addition will occur in the wallet area.
  11. 11. When crossing the road, you should look around. You can meet your destiny.
  12. 12. In the New Year, you can get a gift in the form of a Golden Fish. It will be baked and with vegetables.

  

  What do the titles of films and songs predict?

  Song and movie titles can be used as predictions. You can write them on separate pieces of paper, place them in a magic bag and invite guests to pull out one piece of paper with the following words: “Next year awaits me ...”.

  

  

  Divination for Christmas

  Christmas fortune-telling has its own unique flavor and originality. There are different versions of predictions for Christmas.

  Divination on 12 pieces of paper

  For one of the options, you need to write your most secret dreams on pieces of paper, the size of which is approximately 2x4 cm. You should make no more than 12 wishes, and they should not be repeated. All pieces of paper are rolled into a tube, folded into a magic bag and placed under the pillow. In the morning, you need to get any three leaves and read those desires that should come true throughout the year.

  Competition "Comic predictions"

  This competition is perfect for celebrating Christmas with a circle of friends. To carry it out, it is necessary to prepare cool pictures that depict what people most often dream of when making a wish. For instance:

  • Healthy and happy family.
  • Money.
  • Leader's chair.
  • Wedding ceremony.
  • New big house.
  • Prestigious car.
  • Phone of the latest model.
  • Holidays in an exotic country.
  • Trip around the world.

  Images can be printed or cut from any old magazines. Pictures should be hung on a rope. For this purpose, tape or clothespins are used. Each guest is blindfolded in turn. The participant is untwisted and brought to the rope. The task of the competition is to take a picture and see what awaits him in the beginning of the year.

  Predictions for the Old New Year

  There are other fun New Year's prediction methods. When everyone gathers at the table for the Old New Year, you can offer guests a treat in the form of dumplings. At the same time, funny and good wishes for the future are not determined by the notes inside the product. Dumplings contain interesting items, each of them has its own secret meaning and tells you what to expect in the coming year:

  Filling	Meaning
  Orange	Nice surprise from a loved one
  	To a pleasant romantic acquaintance
  	Much luck and good luck
  	home comfort and calm
  Walnut	Good health
  	To receive unexpected profits
  	long and happy life
  	Big win
  	Wealth and prosperity
  	big temptation
  	Getting a bonus or salary increase
  Caramel	New love story
  Potato	New position
  	Cardinal changes in life
  	For the wedding ceremony
  Red pepper	Obstacles in business
  	To happy news
  Bay leaf	Rapid rise through the ranks
  	Good health and well-being
  	TO big profit
  	New acquaintances
  	Obstacles in the implementation of the plan
  	Welfare and prosperity
  White thread	Long trip or business trip
  Thread green	Trip abroad
  Thread with knots	To unexpected troubles and worries
  Black thread	short business trip
  	Passionate lover
  	Two fans at once
  	thrill
  Allspice ground pepper	To drastic changes in life
  Black peppercorns	New acquaintances
  Button	To update your wardrobe
  	vain hopes
  	Well-being in the home
  	Easy year
  	New creative ideas
  	Quarrels, tears
  Capsicum	Sex games
  	big win
  	New acquaintances
  Dough, beans, fish scales	Replenishment in the family
  	Good health
  	Good shopping
  	Full year
  	Strengthening family relations
  	Marriage of convenience
  	Well-deserved award for work

  New Year's lottery

  In order for the evening to be unforgettable, you can hold an interesting fortune-telling lottery. To do this, each of the guests draws one of the items at random from the bag, and the presenter reads to him the value of the gift:

  Picture	Meaning
  Bubble	All troubles and bad luck Dissolve without a doubt. Like a soap bubble Let all the problems burst
  Toilet paper	Outside the window, let there be a lot of snow, But your path is easy. It will be long and bright like a roll of this paper
  Clapperboard	New interesting year Waiting at the gate. It will be noisy, colorful, Bright - like this cracker
  Soap	To wash away all problems Gotta get some soap
  Hairbrush	In the coming year Wait for the beauty So as not to let the hair down, Here's a cool comb for you
  Wet wipes	To troubles and sorrows You haven't been bothered all year Erase them from yourself aptly, Here are some wet wipes for you.

Gypsies in bright outfits with incendiary dances, hysterical guitar picks, soulful romances, indispensable fortune-telling and flowery speech, generously sprinkled with compliments and jokes - always a show, always a holiday at any event. On this page, scenes with gypsies for the anniversary are selected, but they can be easily transformed for any holiday: New Year's party, wedding, corporate party and other entertainment events - both family and collective.

For gypsy outfits, you will need multi-colored fluffy skirts, large bright scarves and multi-row beads. And gypsy men can be dressed up in red shirts, hats with bright ribbons, and trousers tucked into boots. Of course, this is a minimum, so proceed from your capabilities and expediency.

The role of a gypsy does not have to be played by a beauty, because the purpose of the scenes is not to charm the hero of the day and guests, but to cheer. Therefore, your fortune-teller can have the appearance of a kikimora, be of a very solid size, or even a man in disguise - it all depends on where and for whom the entertainment is held. The main thing is that your actor be talkative, resourceful, witty and able to perfectly improvise.

"Divination" gypsy cards can be printed on cardboard much larger than conventional cards. On one side, print a "shirt", and on the other there may be options: wishes, predictions, images, photographs - be guided by the purpose of the cards and do not forget about humor! If you want to make the “cards” reusable so that you can use them on other holidays (if you are a toastmaster, for example), then laminate them and pick up a box of the right size.

The "cards" that your fortuneteller uses can be not only props, but also become an interesting gift for the hero of the day. In this, being bored on the “shirt”, you can make anniversary inscriptions or depict the hero of the occasion. For such cards, also choose a beautiful gift wrapping. After the end of the number, put them in it, and solemnly present it to the hero of the day as a keepsake.

Scenes with gypsies at the anniversary can be separate numbers, alternating with other entertainment, or they can be given a certain part of the event, announcing to those present that a gypsy camp has come to visit them. As an option, all those present suddenly found themselves in a gypsy camp. All this is very easy to beat if you have several scenes with different characters and participants in the holiday playing their roles.

Surely the children present at the festival will take part in the costume show with great pleasure, so either invite the guests to prepare gypsy outfits for the children in advance, or stock up on a pile of scarves and beads to make a quick improvisation.

Another great character in gypsy shows is the scientist bear. If you have a suitable clubfoot outfit, then you can shock the guests with bear dances and other tricks by dressing up a man of suitable dimensions.

A gypsy show at an anniversary and other holidays is not difficult, but incendiary and bright! Improvise, put a lot of fantasy and humor into the numbers, and your guests will remember the holiday for a long time!

"Gypsy in Love" (anniversary)

To the melody of the song "Shaggy Bumblebee" comes out, limping, Gypsy with a bouquet.

(Name of the hero of the day)! soul!
How good are you!
You bloom like a scarlet rose!
And I'm still not cured of chondrosis.

Yes, you, apparently, did not recognize me, beauty?
I've been in love with you three times!
Once - when I was still in school.
Well then at night I dreamed about you!

And another time - when you got married,
Yes, I lost my left leg.
Otherwise, I would have stolen you, dear.
You were the only one so beautiful!

And fell in love for the third time
When he was treated in a sanatorium.
How I saw you, (name),
My heart sank so!

That's what chondrosis does to men...
Oh, I brought you five roses.
I give the first rose for happiness,
Let the second and third bring good luck,
Fourth rose - health, success,
And the fifth is your ringing and gentle laughter.

Well, I almost forgot again
When I hurried to you alone,
In a nearby horse camp
I bought, (name), for you!

One of the guests comes out to the music and, together with the Gypsy, they drive the hero of the day in a circle.

“Yes, gypsy, it was true…” (to the hero of the day)

Leading:
Our life is a continuous endless road with turns and pits. And she rushes forward like a gypsy wagon, counting minutes, weeks, years along the way. And only on such a big anniversary as this one, we have the right to stop the wagon for a moment and turn back time, remembering the lived and experienced

You hear?
There was a noise at the door.
The gypsy camp will be happy
Congratulations on a glorious anniversary!

Pour the wine, black-browed ones,
Let our feast go merrier.
Here are the young gypsies
Appeared at our doors!

Gypsies enter the hall to the music and sing.

We know, though capricious nature

"Fortuneteller"
Executor:
From the movie "Ah, Vaudeville, Vaudeville ..."

We know, even though nature is capricious,
Will not change either the age or the people.
A new fashion is emerging
We, gypsies, are invited to the anniversary!
We came to the party today
To sing, dance, tell fortunes.
So that fun swirls you all,
So that there is no thought of being bored!

Chorus:
What can I say, what can I say.
That's the way people are.
And we celebrate the anniversary
Today we will be together.

Gypsies:
So greet us
Welcome guests, amicably.
We propose a new toast,
Everyone needs wine!

Gypsy 1 (to the hero of the day):
How long have we been waiting for you
we are waiting!
We do not dare to pour on our own!

Gypsy 2:
Wait, don't rush, my friend,
You drink this liquid now.
Come out, dear, to the center of the circle,
Gypsies will tell fortunes for you!

Gypsy 1 (shows a deck of cards):
Here is a deck of fortune-telling cards -
Take one for yourself.
I'll tell you beautiful
Was that in your destiny.

Take the first card
And answer quickly:
“Yes, gypsy, it was true,
But I forgot about that!

Here is the six of hearts -
The grooms stood in a row
The girl drove them crazy...
Do the cards tell the truth?

Anniversary:
Yes, gypsy, that's right, it was,
But I forgot about this!

Gypsy 2:
Here is the cross cavalier
He came to you, orders to accept.
He became your favorite.
Is the map telling the truth?

Anniversary:
Yes, gypsy, that's right, it was,
But I forgot about this!

Gypsy 1:
You always stood your ground
Yes, and now your opinion is stubborn.
But in real life it comes in handy...
Do the cards tell the truth?

Anniversary:
Yes, gypsy, that's right, it was,
But I forgot about this!

Gypsy 2:
Pour the wine quickly
Let it sparkle in glasses.
There is a reason, and we drink very friendly,
So that everything turns out well!

Gypsy 1:
We wish miracles and luck,
Faithful, devoted many friends.
We lifted your spirits
On your wonderful anniversary!

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"Gypsy Fortuneteller"

This number is good for the new year, but you can perform it for an anniversary, bypassing the guests. The largest paragraph is for the hero of the day, the rest is for guests.

Sounds like a gypsy romance. A gypsy appears in the hall.

- Oh, my beautiful, why are you looking at me like a cat on sour cream? Do you think I will deceive you? I'll tell you, my good, that's what I'll say: when you drink you need to know when to stop. Otherwise, you can drink less.

So let's pour Russian vodka into foreign glasses and drink so that in the new year there will always be someone to share any mood with. Let's drink to all of you and your friends!

Give me your hand, my golden one! I'll tell you, my dear, tell you the whole truth. Oh, I see the road, this is the road of life. She goes uphill all the time, you, my diamond, will become a big boss. Oh, women will love you, and some men will be interested.
You will have a car. I just can’t make out whether it’s a white “Bentley” or a green “eye”.
Ah, my dear, I see a brilliance along the line of your life. You will be rich, you will have a lot of money. You can buy a cottage outside the city, because you will give an apartment for debts.
And now give me a coin, my rich man, gild the pen, for what I told you fortune. What do you think, I'm lying? No one has ever complained about me, that I will not say, it comes true!

And you, my beauty, laugh in vain. In your eyes I see the night! Dark night, dark, but passionate! And also, my yacht, your husband, will leave you! Will be gone in the morning! He will run for beer, it will be bad for him, you have pity on the man, run away yourself!

And you, my clear falcon, oh, not good thoughts, oh, not good! Don't you know what's in your head? So I'll tell you! I'd rather show you! (Further on the situation, impromptu).

Sound Thought Game.

"Gypsy Aza"

A gypsy woman enters the hall and sings verses in a gypsy manner (melody - optional Yu).

Gypsy:
Good evening gentlemen. I am the gypsy Aza
I came to you here by order.
On the table, oh, stacks, oops, oops, buds.
That one is hers, and that one is yours, and this pile is mine.

Anniversary, dear,
I see you are happy.
How many friends side by side -
you rather pour them all!

What can I say to you gentlemen?
glad to meet you!
I will dance for you
a whole long evening.

On the hands of the bracelets slowly click,
And all the peasants touch me by the skirt.
This on ne, on ne, on ne, I'm not an obsession!
I can tell you for a fee.

Gild my pen, just don't be scared,
It is better not to find Aza, do not even try.

You, my handsome, all your dreams will come true,
And your heart, dear, will be filled with happiness.

Give me your right hand, or maybe your left hand,
I will always do everything for my friends for free!

The gypsy walks around the table and guesses.

1.
You will live well, bathe in luxury,
and you yourself know with whom to enjoy for a long time.

2.
And I'll tell you: smile, dear,
because with your smile you are very beautiful.

3.
And I'll tell you - go for it! And don't miss out!
Happiness is near - do not yawn! You will run into him soon.

4.
And I look into your eyes, I see luck in them,
because this time it can't be otherwise!

5.
You, my soul, will soon have grandchildren,
it will be fun and there will be no boredom.

6.
Our lives are changing
everything in it is changeable,
but luck awaits you
and love will come to you.

7.
Three lines on the hand
lily petals:
it's you and it's him
and it's the two of you.

Gypsy:
Here the mobile phone is ringing, urgently call,
I just don't get days off!
I move my hand, I shake my foot,
Well, you are good, clap your hands.

Ai na ne, na ne, na ne.
Oh, Aza is leaving
And your business card
here - leaves you.

Oh, you are winter nights,
everything is covered with frost,
You call sometimes
I will come to you then!

"Gypsy - Fortune Teller"

A gypsy woman enters the hall and addresses the guests:

Good people, I'll try to surprise you.
And I'm surprised by
That I can predict the fate of everyone.
Which one of you will solve the riddle
He will know his fate.

So my riddle is:
Who has a heel behind his nose?
(boot)

The gypsy approaches the one who guessed the riddle and starts fortune telling with him. Then bypasses other guests.

We continue fortune-telling - gild the pen ...
I wish my predictions come true!

You will be fat and ruddy,
Raise geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on a tractor,
will shout loudly: “Smoke break!
Serve dinner, wife
And a bottle of wine!

Surprises await you in life:
Hundred-program TV,
600th Mercedes
big house,
blooming garden,
Husband rich and teetotal
And many more wonders!

Your house will be a full bowl,
There is always an influx of guests,
And your wife is the most beautiful
There will be seven children.
And one day you will come drunk:
The step is uneven, muddy look ...
The wife will be sad and say:
"The wolf and the seven Young goats"

If you want to be happy
Then you have this advice:
Eat a kilo of salt for breakfast
And a big bag of candy.
Then drink vodka.
You will be happy, even kill!

Your life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white "Volga"
With a yacht flying in azure waves.
With a bronze tan on strong shoulders.

Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Jellied offal
And dry food compote.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret:
So you're going to be a chef!

Kohl will not come out of you
sissies and crybabies,
That will give you life
New bucks!

Husband will buy earrings
And trendy boots
On the hands will wear
and do not ask for half a liter!

Waking up one day, you will see in the window
Prince Charming on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle, he will pick up, loving,
And he will take you to distant lands.

There are many ways and things in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the wide road
Will not become a narrow path!

You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up quickly!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
You will benefit from shoelaces!

You will soon be very rich.
Be known as a millionaire throughout the district!
Because an uncle will be found in America
Leave you a legacy without looking!

The news came to you:
There is no salt today!
And then, you look, yes you will give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Children are born from salt!

You, so as not to be bored,
We must sing and dance.
Can't sleep at all at night
Entertain good people.
When people are happy
You will become a pop star!

You will be a noble knight
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to intercede for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of a beautiful lady
fight, asking for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.

There are many miracles in life
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your horse!

I've been talking here, joking...
However, no one was pleased.
I see someone's sad eyes ..
Well, there will be songs and dances for you!

bag predictions

A gypsy can predict not only on cards or fortune telling by hand, but also have a bag with predictions in the form of small pieces of paper folded into a tube.

You can also stick predictions to sweets and distribute them to guests, or bake them in cookies (a popular pastime in some countries). The game can be played on any holiday, and predictions can be diversified.

Prediction options:

• 1. If you take the initiative, success will not be long in coming.
• 2. Important news will come very soon.
• 3. The answer to your question is related to some man, perhaps well known to you.
• 4. Something new will come into your life that will significantly affect your personality.
• 5. You hope not in vain!
• 6. The result of your actions may be unexpected.
• 7. You are on the right track! Do not stop!
• 8. You will finally be able to unlock the rusty lock.
• 9. The results of the case that you have in mind may disappoint, or they may surprise you greatly.
• 10. The problem is not where you think.
• 11. Forward and only forward: the cause you are thinking about is right!
• 12. Your goal is achievable!
• 13. Success will come if you don't listen to anyone's advice.
• 14. A time of doubt and hesitation has come for you. But don't worry - everything will work out!
• 15. Time must pass from the sowing of grain to the harvest.
• 16. Lead ordinary life but in an unusual way.
• 17. Remember that true partnership can only exist between whole individuals.
• 18. Be attentive to the clues of fate.
• 19. Winning comes from what you have to give up.
• 20. Act according not to old authorities, but to what you think is right for you.
• 21. It's time to finish the old and start the new.
• 22. Do not expect too much and do not think about the end result.
• 23. Finish first what you started.
• 24. Be patient, and if your decision is correct, the Universe will support it.
• 25. Don't get emotional.
• 26. Look after your health.
• 27. Enjoy your luck and share it with people around you.
• 28. Focus on the present.
• 29. Don't expect quick results.
• 30. Go with the flow of life without judgments and attempts to understand it.
• 31. Trust what happens to you.
• 32. Think and take your time with actions.
• 33. It's time to act, even if you are required to jump into the void.
• 34. Do not try to stubbornly show your WILL.
• 35. Unexpected news awaits you.
• 36. Look in the mirror and you will see a charming face.
• 37. Tomorrow you will brush your teeth, and then thoughts.
• 38. Your wish will come true this week.
• 39. On Thursday, be careful - an interesting event awaits you.
• 40. Everything will be fine! Just believe!
• 41. A new acquaintance awaits you.
• 42. Expect a surprise. Very soon!
• 43. All your wishes will surely come true.
• 44. You will soon find the lost thing!
• 45. You will be very surprised at something!
• 46. ​​You will do a useful thing!
• 47. If you want to be successful, you must look like you have it.
• 48. The best is the enemy of the good. Don't overdo it!
• 49. The most stupid desire is to please everyone.
• 50. What we pray for is what we receive.
• 51. The winner differs from the vanquished only in that he rises one more time than he falls.
• 52. In life there is the main thing and not the main thing, but we often waste our energy on trifles.
• 53. Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad as it could be!
• 54. Do what you must, and come what may.
• 55. The other side of the crisis is new opportunities.
• 56. When God closes a door, he opens a window for you.
• 57. A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.
• 58. Never be afraid to do what you can't. Remember, the ark was built by an amateur. Professionals built the Titanic!
• 59. It's better to regret what you did, and not about what you didn't do.
• 60. Whoever stands still, he goes back.
• 61. What is not done is for the better.
• 62. No one is defeated until he admits he is defeated.
• 63. The struggle is always justified if you know what you are striving for.
• 64. Do not rush into heroes until they call.
• 65. These people and these events of your life ended up here because you yourself brought them here. What happens to them next is up to you.
• 66. Never ask anything from anyone, especially from those who are stronger than you - they themselves will come and give everything.
• 67. Only fools get lucky once. Smart people are always lucky.
• 68. Evil is not in what enters a person's mouth, but in what comes out of them.
• 69. Do what you can, using what is, where you are now.
• 70. If you don’t believe in yourself, then you won’t start anything. And if nothing starts, then nothing will happen.
• 71. Today, the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday has just come.
• 72. There are no hopeless situations: even if you were eaten, you have at least two options.

New Year's Eve is a fun holiday that is usually celebrated in a noisy company of relatives, friends and good acquaintances. The main thing to take care of this winter evening is a plentiful treat. However, without entertainment, a holiday can seem boring. To have fun, you can come up with predictions for the New Year, comic fortune-telling and games.

When you can use comic predictions

The main task of comic predictions is entertainment and uplifting. You shouldn't take things like this too seriously. However, there were also such cases that the prediction received was exactly fulfilled.

So that none of the guests is offended or upset, you need to choose good wishes, congratulations and toasts. It's a good idea to use jokes and humor. Games in this manner will be appropriate in any company:

• in the family circle;
• at a New Year's meeting with friends;
• at a corporate party;
• during the New Year's Eve in cafes and restaurants;
• at children's New Year's parties.

The only rule is that wishes and predictions are age-appropriate.

Types of comic divination and predictions

The choice of games and entertainment at the festival largely depends on the imagination of the organizer. They can be presented in various types and forms:

• divination;
• comic predictions for the New Year;
• toast predictions;
• gypsy divination
• entertaining competition.

To create a mysterious atmosphere, you can use "magic" items:

• a bag of prophecies;
• a deck of cards;
• a bag or chest with magical symbols;
• colored cards;
• balls;
• "magic" candy.

funny predictions

Playful prophecies resonate with guests at any party or banquet. Here you can come up with any predictions in prose and poetry, the main thing is that they be kind and as frivolous as possible. At the holiday, all those present should have fun and have fun, and not look for possible coincidences with life.

It’s better to design the game in such a way that guests get random wishes. You can do this in several ways:

1. . All cookies are laid out on a large dish and the participants are invited to choose one at a time.
2. Enclose notes with wishes in candy wrappers. Distribute as in the case of cookies.
3. inflate Balloons and put inside notes. At the appointed time, balloons are handed out to guests and asked to burst them. In this case, it is worth stocking a little more balloons than the number of guests is supposed to, as the balloons may burst at the wrong time.
4. You can stick notes with numbers on the bottom of the plates. All plates are left on a separate rack at the entrance. Each guest chooses his plate. When the game time comes, the guests call the numbers, and the host reads out the predictions.

On the video option with cookies:

You can come up with dozens of your own interesting predictions, or you can use it already ready-made ideas:

1. Hard work with a spoon and fork at today's feast can bring great results.
2. It is worth paying attention to every glass on this evening - there is a risk of missing it past the mouth.
3. Tonight will be the best evening ever.
4. The cockroaches living in the head will have an extremely fun year.
5. In the near future, the realization will come that the inner core is nothing more than an awl in one place.
6. There is one bad news - soon there will be an increase in weight. The good news is that this increase will be in the wallet area.
7. The next vacation will take place in the place where all inclusive. Even if it is the house of relatives.
8. There is a sign: if neighbors from below knock on the battery, then in the next few hours there will be a fun holiday in a noisy company.
9. In the new year there will be a meeting with a goldfish, but the fish will be baked and with vegetables.
10. Next year, carefully look under your feet, then you will not be able to go astray, leading to great luck.
11. In the near future it will be possible to get rid of one of the bad habits. But do not flatter yourself, 2 new ones will appear soon.
12. If you find a foreign object in a plate of salad - do not be upset, this is a happy sign.

Comic predictions for the signs of the zodiac

Fans of astrological horoscopes will certainly appreciate the forecasts that are designed separately for each sign of the zodiac. It is better to write notes with funny predictions not on white paper, but on multi-colored paper. To create a magical atmosphere, decorate them with large and small stars.

Options:

1. Aries men can already prepare for the big changes in their lives right now. These are profitable deals and changes for the better. In other words, life will drive Aries into a stall with curly lambs and fragrant hay. Aries women urgently need to fix their curls and polish their hooves - you need to meet your happiness and pleasant surprises from life fully armed.
2. Hot Taurus men must be assertive and unshakable in their decisions. Only in this case they will achieve their goals. They will be able to share happiness with a gentle and caring “chick”. It's time for Taurus women to descend from the clouds to the ground and start taking action. In the new year, each of them will open themselves from a new side. The obstinate "chicks" will become peaceful, and the quiet ones will receive a boost of energy.
3. The Gemini man's life develops in the coming year the best way. He will be surrounded by good loyal friends, and there will always be a free minute for his favorite pastime. In addition, in Gemini, others will see a wise leader. The Gemini woman will be able to strengthen her brilliant reputation. However, this is only possible if, instead of the bitter truth, she gives people a charming smile.
4. Cancer men will be able to find the most precious pearl even on the darkest day, but for this they will have to work hard. Shy Cancer women are at risk of being left without much love or fulfillment of their hopes. To prevent this from happening, it's time to stop backing away and burrowing into the sand.
5. To take their place under the sun, Leo men will have to make a lot of effort. However, you should not expect unpleasant surprises from the coming year - it will go smoothly and evenly. Graceful female Lionesses will be able to take a break and stop carrying everything on their fragile shoulders. The situation will resolve itself.
6. Instead of engaging in self-digging, Virgo men should engage in self-development. This will not only increase self-esteem, but also improve relationships with friends and family. Virgo women should focus on getting pleasure. Holidays, mass celebrations, meetings with close and old friends - all this will help to distract from problems and find love for yourself.
7. The stars in the sky lined up so that the men of Libra will not be able to avoid the gifts of fate and the successful resolution of problems. However, it takes a little effort to spin the wheel of fortune. It's time for Libra women to stop hesitating and weigh the pros and cons. This year should be lived as dreamed. You need to release your emotions and dissolve in them.
8. Scorpio men will be full of life next year. To be in time, they should carefully plan their day. As for those around them, they hardly make plans for revenge, so you don’t need to look askance at them. Scorpio women in the near future will shine like never before. But for this you need to be creative. People around will be able to see in Scorpio not only a player on the nerves, but also a talented artist, poet or cook.
9. It's time for the Sagittarius man to stop threatening the world with sharp arrows. The Universe will certainly respond to such a gesture with favor and good luck in business. Sagittarius will only enjoy life. The Sagittarius woman in the coming year will get a lot of opportunities to become even more beautiful, better and smarter. It is worth taking advantage of such offers, as big changes await Sagittarius in the near future. You need to enter a new life prepared.
10. Capricorn men do not have time to rest their horns. Looking around, Capricorn will definitely find a reason for joy and fun. Surviving the delights will be much more pleasant with the only muse that will surround you with care. Capricorn women can be completely sure that next year events will not pass them by. Some expect romantic events, others - exciting travels and adventures.
11. In order for life to flow in the right direction, the Aquarius man should make an effort. However, it is not worth getting angry over trifles. The most important thing in the coming year is the support of loved ones and peace of mind. It's time for pragmatic Aquarius women to take a little time out and do something out of the ordinary, like going on a trip with no money or falling in love at first sight.
12. It's time for Pisces men to change their boring job and do what they have long dreamed of. Routine, like stagnant water in an aquarium, will not bring anything good. Rybka women will be able to devote themselves to the family this year. “Heating the hearth” and “spawning” can be fun and enjoyable.

Magic toast-predictions

Magical toasts can help out the toastmaster at a time when the participants of the holiday sat down at the table after dancing. This will not allow guests to relax even for a minute, because their main task for today is entertainment and enjoyment. When inventing toasts, you need to make sure that they are short, bright and fun:

1. Kindness, smiles, sun, peace. And soon there will be new flat.
2. May comfort surround you every day, and may incomes always grow.
3. Stay on the wave of good luck, let there be a cottage in the Maldives.
4. For good health, this toast, let it be added to it career growth.
5. Now you should not be sad in vain, because soon there will be new friends.
6. In all matters, success accompanies and let you live better than anyone.

Comic predictions for corporate parties and colleagues

A large motley company often gathers at corporate parties. For this reason, it is more difficult to come up with comic wishes for colleagues. Some of those present are still young, others will soon retire. Some of the guests have not yet managed to get a family and children, someone will never be able to. Some parents are in good health, others are not.

In order not to hurt a person to the quick, jokes about age, children, parents should be avoided. You should also not mention weight, nationality and religion. It is better to come up with those jokes and wishes that relate directly to the work. In this case, you can slightly scold the person, but then be sure to say good words:

1. Go to the boss's office only with your left foot - after that there will be a promotion.
2. Expect dozens of adventures and a lot of vivid sensations.
3. Fate will soon gild the pen - send a good paycheck to the card.
4. Be smiling and energetic, then the whole year will be great.
5. Major wins in life, noting, it is worth stocking more tea.
6. Take heart! In the near future, money will begin to attack from all sides.
7. There will be a big explosion in the coming year. All existing competitors and ill-wishers will burst with envy.
8. Soon there will be a promotion at work: the office will be moved 2 floors higher.
9. Look ahead with hope - happiness awaits around the corner.
10. By next Saturday, you should expect success in your work.
11. He expects delight for the heart - soon there will be a salary increase.
12. Life will give real, kind, sympathetic, superior friends.

Comic predictions for an adult company

If a company of adults gathers, this does not mean at all that preference is given here only to plentiful snacks and alcoholic beverages. Adults, no less than children, love to play fun games and arrange entertainment, so predictions and comic fortune-telling about the new year will be met with enthusiasm. In this case, you can add a little "pepper". From this prediction will become even more exciting:

1. In the near future, there will be no place left for gray everyday life - they will be brightened up by a stormy romance with a charming lover (mistress).
2. In the coming year, the body itself will decide how much to sleep, where and with whom. Better not to argue with him - he knows better.
3. Fate is actively sending signals, so do not give up dancing with people of the opposite sex tonight.
4. Look around more often next year favorable for intimate acquaintances.
5. Already waiting for a tour of Europe, and every day will be successful in the horoscope.
6. Soon you will run aground, there is a five-star hotel nearby.
7. The New Year promises good luck and a cottage located near the sea.

Predictions for children

If you need to organize entertainment for schoolchildren and children, then you need to approach the preparation more creatively. Children of all ages love mystery and magic. Wishes are best written on colored shiny mini postcards.

Prophecies should be kind, cheerful and understandable for students. Better yet, arrange them in the form of wishes. coming up with suitable options, do not put much meaning into them. On the contrary, the more ridiculous the prediction sounds, the merrier and funnier it will be for the children.

1. This year will be sweet, my friend. As a gift you will receive a bag of chocolate.
2. Lift a weight of 10 tons and be the main champion
3. If you find a new planet in the sky, you will get a rocket super-prize.
4. You can easily learn 105 some languages.
5. You can easily play in the concert hall on the violin and piano.

Fanta

The comic game of Fanta has been popular for several decades. Best of all, such entertainment is suitable for those cases when 10 or more participants gather. The meaning of fortune-telling is to collect a small object from all participants. It can be a hairpin, a keychain or something else. The main thing is that you can immediately determine the owner by this thing.

The collected things are put in a large bowl and covered with a thick cloth. Alternatively, an opaque bag can be used. The game will also require predictions. They are written on separate small pieces of paper, carefully folded and placed in another container.

The facilitator says the following sentence:

- What will fall to this phantom ...

After that, he dips his hand into a container with personal items and pulls out 1 of them. The next step is to get a note with a prediction and read it out loud.

Gypsy comic fortune-telling for the New Year

Gypsies have the ability to predict future events. At the same time, not every person will agree to the proposal to “gild the pen” when they see a gypsy on the street or in the passage. However, at the New Year's holiday, there are hardly those who do not want to lift the secret veil of the future, even if it's just a fun game.

The role of a gypsy can be played by a toastmaster or one of the guests of the organizers of the holiday. To create the right atmosphere, it is enough to put on a wide, colorful skirt and throw a scarf over your shoulders.

There are many game options. To do this, you need to use props. This is a deck of cards, and a magic bag and much more.

Gypsy fortune telling

Original entertainment for guests will be comic prediction gypsies for New Year and Christmas. This will require a deck of fake cards. On one side of such a card there will be a colored shirt, and on the other - the text of the prediction. The gypsy opens the cards with a fan and invites guests to draw 1 each. The prophecies here can be different:

1. It is better to stay away from casual relationships, as they can lead to unpleasant consequences.
2. From festivities at someone else's expense, it is better to refuse in time. We must not forget that cheese can only be free in a mousetrap. Later they can calculate with interest.
3. In the near future, an ardent admirer will appear, but you should not completely surrender to feelings. First you need to check the relationship for falsehood.
4. In all financial matters clarity will come soon. Incomes will rise sharply.
5. Gossips may lurk behind your back. To avoid such a turn, behave more carefully.
6. The wind of distant wanderings is ready to call for itself. Do not give up in a hurry - the trip promises pleasant memories.
7. In the near future, wealth and recognition may fall on your head. At times like these, don't forget your loved ones.
8. Even if things aren't going smoothly right now, don't give up. A little more effort, and luck will certainly overtake.
9. Soon an unexpected event will happen. If you approach the solution of the problem with the mind, everything will turn out well.

Divination magic bag

A variation of the comic fortune-telling of a gypsy can be the game “Magic Bag”. It is carried out in the following way. V fabric bag or dark opaque bag fold small items. For each of these things, the prediction is written down on a piece of paper:

1. Flower. The one who got such an item is waiting for big success in business and popularity among people of the opposite sex.
2. Ring. The ring that comes across promises a quick wedding or a pleasant change in personal life.
3. Button. It's a symbol big family, its rapid replenishment.
4. Candy. It symbolizes a sweet carefree life, tempting offers in the near future.
5. Handkerchief. To a temporary separation, which will end with a joyful meeting.
6. A loaf of bread. The player who came across this item will soon encounter difficulties, but they will be able to overcome them.
7. Bell or bell. Great fun, festivities and happiness are already knocking at the house.
8. Coin. This is the main symbol of wealth, profit. A person may soon receive an inheritance or win the lottery.
9. Key. In the near future, a change of residence, the purchase of an apartment or a house is possible.
10. Bird feather. The player expects good news, news. All of them promise positive changes in life.
11. Sliver. A small piece of wood promises good health.
12. Horseshoe. Soon life will get better. Changes will affect finances, love affairs and relationships between loved ones.
13. Beans (beans). It is a symbol of family happiness.
14. Bright tape. Soon there will be a long journey, full of bright moments.

Merry Christmas divination

You can offer guests a simple, but at the same time funny card fortune-telling. It will be able to tune in a positive way and make even the most inveterate skeptic smile.

The gypsy offers accurate fortune-telling, which will always tell only the truth. For maximum efficiency, a child is called to sit on a deck of cards. After that, the gypsy asks each of the guests to draw 1 card from the deck. Those participants who draw a card with the suit of worms next year will live happily and richly. The main trick is that they pre-buy several identical decks of cards and choose only cards with a suit of hearts. Thus, each participant in this game receives only a good and kind prediction.

All the games described above, toasts, predictions and playful fortune-telling are just a small part of the entertainment that can be offered for entertainment on a festive evening. They are as versatile as possible and are suitable for family, friends, colleagues, children's campaigns.