Funny and modern scenes for the new year for children. An interesting scenario for the new year in elementary school

There are two people in the scene.

FIRST: Good evening, Dear friends! Now I will tell you how to meet New Year?

SECOND: Stop! Why you and not me?!

FIRST: Because you don't know, but I know how to make New Year's holidays perfect!

SECOND: Where! I know you! You are one of those people who have not gifts under the tree, but a stupid cross from the tree.

FIRST: And you are one of those people who put empty boxes with bows under the tree - like as if someone gave them presents. Santa Claus damn it!

SECOND: And you are one of those who watch Urgant New Year's Eve on TV.

FIRST: And you lay out tangerines everywhere around the apartment so that, like, the New Year smells everywhere.

SECOND: Are you one of those who, on New Year's Eve, during the congratulations of the president, are photographed against the backdrop of the TV

FIRST: And you are one of those who shouts “Yes, what is there to be able to open!”, And be sure to fill everything with champagne and screw up the chandelier with a cork.

SECOND: And you are one of those who buy firecrackers and fireworks for 10 thousand, and then stupidly fall asleep on New Year's Eve

FIRST: But you belong to that group of people who go by taxi for vodka on New Year's Eve

SECOND: And you are one of those who always says: “Hey, pay for a taxi, otherwise I don’t have change from the five thousandth!”

FIRST: And you are one of those people who take a camera on New Year's Eve, and then post pictures on VKontakte like Lekhin_striptease, Lech don't sleep in a salad

SECOND: Yes Yes. Just people like you do not go to bed on New Year's Eve, but sit down. And then in the morning you will go to the toilet.

FIRST: And people like you on the morning of the first of January get up before everyone else and start to get everyone: “Come on, get up, let's go to the hill to ride!”

SECOND: And you are one of those who send the same SMS with congratulations to all friends for the new year. And after a couple of hours, they receive it for themselves as a congratulation.

FIRST: And people like you come to you on the 31st, and leave only on the 3rd. Until everything is finished, he sits at your place. At least hint at him.

SECOND: And you are one of those people with whom you drink, drink, and in the end they wake up at home, and you are in a salad in an unfamiliar hut.

FIRST: And you are one of those who invite your ex to the new year, and your current ex.

SECOND: you are one of those who, at midnight, counting the chimes aloud, always go astray and start clinking glasses at the 11th strike.

FIRST: And you are one of those who in a tavern begins to stare at the women from the company at the next table. And then the whole New Year's Eve is to smear this comrade from the men from this company.

SECOND: And you are one of those who start taking antibiotics in December, and January 1 is the last day. And this poor guy stays until one in the morning, and then “to hell with them!” and unties.

FIRST: And you are one of those for whom champagne for the new year is only needed to throw a piece of chocolate into it, and sit and watch how it swims up and down.

SECOND: Okay, let's face it, we're both good...

FIRST: And therefore, to meet the new year at five plus

HOROM: Don't do what we do!

Scene for the New Year - Security for Santa Claus

The scene for the New Year is funny - suitable for elementary grades, as well as for grades 9,10 or 11. Happy New Year to you.

(two security officers leaving the microphone (Security)
Guard1: Vip arrived?
Guard2: He always arrives at the last moment, he is busy.
Guard1: They checked everything, nowhere did the Bab Yaga install heaters and other heaters.
Guard2: Our people didn’t even let her in, no matter how hard she tried and dressed as a snow maiden and a red cap.
Guard1: How was it calculated?
Guard2: And we have Vasya, he still knows fairy tales, his mother read to him in childhood, he says what kind of snow maiden with a broom and a little red riding hood in a scarf and in a cobweb ...
Guard1: Grandma went nuts
Guard2: Well, everything seems to be in order on the stage?
Guard1:(pretends that they are talking to him over the microphone) Everyone is leaving, they say at the entrance the woman has broken through.
(leave) (Baba Yaga enters the stage)
Baba Yaga: Here they decorated and decorated, and now I will tear everything off and tear it - I will spoil the holiday.
(Soundtrack sounds (from Counter Strike) "go go go")
(guards run out onto the stage and catch Baba Yaga)
(Baba Yaga resists, screams)
Baba Yaga: I'll ruin New Year's anyway.
(she is removed from the stage)
Guard3: Don't worry, our company guarantees a cheerful mood.
(Sounds of fighting fade away offstage)

(You can add dance)

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Scene "How we were looking for Santa Claus!"

Snowman (leader) comes out.
Snowman: Hello kids, greyhound girls and boys.
Children: Hello! (in chorus)
Snowman: Do you know that today is a magical day?
Children: Yeah!
Snowman: Why do you know magic?
Children: Yes, today is New Year's Day!
Snowman: right! Day of fulfillment of all desires. But we cannot celebrate this holiday without Santa Claus!
Snow Maiden comes out.
Snow Maiden: trouble! trouble!
Snowman: Snow Maiden, what happened?
Snow Maiden: Trouble Snowman! Grandfather of Ukraine!
Snowman: How was it stolen? Who stole?
Snow Maiden: it was stolen by the evil Baba Yaga!
Baba Yaga comes running with a broom.
Baba Yaga: ahh, didn't you wait?
Snowman and Snow Maiden: Baba Yaga!
Baba Yaga: Yes it's me!
Snowman: Give Santa Claus!!!
Baba Yaga: Ha ha ha, I won’t give it up so easily! First, guess the riddles.
Snowman: Well guys, let's solve riddles?
Children: yeah!
Baba Yaga: Well, here's the first riddle: What comes before winter?
Children: Autumn!
Baba Yaga: Correctly! Here's another riddle: Who sweeps and gets angry in winter?? It blows, howls and spins, makes a white bed?
Children: blizzard!
Baba Yaga: Correctly!
Snow Maiden: Well done boys!
Snowman: and now give us back Santa Claus!
Baba Yaga: So be it...
Santa Claus comes out
Father Frost: Ho ho ho, hello kids girls and boys!
Children: Hello!
Snowman: HURRAH!!! Now let's celebrate the New Year!
and everyone starts to have fun, dance

New Year's scene "I want to be a Snow Maiden"

- (The daughter of Baba Yaga comes on stage, screams, falls silent, starts crying again, falls silent, screams again)
- Baba Yaga.- Oh, oh, daughter, what is it, who offended the little one, who to turn into a rotten toadstool, who to wipe into tooth powder?
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- They don’t take me as a Snow Maiden to the School Christmas Tree, I already say ugly anyway.
- Baba Yaga.- Isn't it beautiful, look at yourself and stately oh and clever wise woman.
Yes, you wait, I have a hairdresser friend, Leshy says every girl is beautiful, you just need to emphasize this beauty. He will tint you that you will needlessly scrape off, you will be no worse
any other idiot.
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Snow Maidens and not Fools. And I don't need your hairdressers. They wash their hair, they cut their braids, they braid some filthy things, and they also have colognes, they have toilet water, but I’d rather drown myself in kerosene than go to such a hairdresser.
- Baba Yaga.- Calmly do not drive the wave Leshy knows his work, he only works with natural material resin and fir cones, a little bit of spring water and you're in order just the same Figurine.
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Yes, not a Figurine, but Sne_gu_ro_chka. And the Snow Maiden was already discharged. With Santa Claus, his granddaughter comes.
- Baba Yaga.- Well, you can dress up as the Snow Queen if you want, I'll conjure an outfit for you.
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- You are an old completely crazy about my health, you don’t get sick with your soul, what did you think of the outfit of the snow queen, it’s how many kilograms of icicles and ice and a kokoshnik made of pieces broken mirror direct threat to life safety.
- Baba Yaga.- Oh, I didn’t think, oh, I almost ruined it, well, I have one more remedy.
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Which?
- Baba Yaga. Are you my robber?
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Rogue.
- Baba Yaga.- Bandit?
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Bandit.
- Baba Yaga.- Tearaway?
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Tearaway.
- Baba Yaga.- So you will be a fairy and you know how to conjure a little. You conjure them a gift. You know how everyone will love you.
- Daughter of Baba Yaga.- Hurray Hurray I'll be a fairy, everyone will conjure a wart and they will know how to offend me. Mom, move your hands, wave your wand more actively, I need a fairy kit: a leather jacket with wings to make it curvier and a magic wand and Prada beauty.
- Baba Yaga.- I'm conjuring, daughter. (Option 2 now, daughter, I’ll just collect the ingredients) - I’m conjuring my daughter.

Chur chur fax pax
Hey you two from under the bench
Deleted two little ones
Look for new things
For daughter's party

Two from under the bench Appear and begin to dress up the Daughter of Baba Yaga to the music, Having dressed they disappear
- Daughter of Baba Yaga. - oh, beware of my beauty themselves asked for it.

New Year's scene "Criminal New Year"

The tune from Gentlemen of Fortune plays. Slowly sneaking, constantly looking back, two men dressed up in costumes of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. The one who is dressed up as the Snow Maiden presses a bag with gifts to his chest.

Snow Maiden: Gray-haired, listen, where are we climbed?
Father Frost: And FIG knows, bald. The main thing is that there are no cops here - and that's bread! (laughs)
Snow Maiden: Well, yes, gray-haired, you generally came up with it normally: for the new year, dress up as the Snow Maiden and Santa Claus, so that you can rob without being pale. I just don’t understand one thing, why are you the Santa Claus, and I’m the Snow Maiden?
Father Frost: Well, firstly, bald, I have a real beard (pulls off Santa Claus's beard). Where did you see bearded snow maidens? This business is loved only in Europe. And secondly, there was no second Santa Claus costume, and it would be suspicious. Again, we are not in Europe. And in general, say thank you that I did not dress up as Santa Claus, otherwise you would be a deer!
Snow Maiden: You are a deer! Bearded!
Father Frost: Whose cow mooed there, huh?

And they step on each other.
At this moment, a girl enters.

Young woman: And here you are!

Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden freeze and very slowly turn to her.

Young woman: I ordered you!
Snow Maiden (quietly): She is? Us?
Santa Claus (looking into the neckline of the blouse inseparably): No.
Young woman: Only I was waiting for you at the main entrance, and you are already here! But it's even wonderful. And then the holiday will begin soon, you need to have time to prepare.
Snow Maiden (frightened): Holiday? What holiday?
Young woman: Like what? New Years of course! It was for this that I called Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. And I see you already with gifts!
Snow Maiden: Yeah, as they collected for themselves. (pulls the bag closer to him).
Young woman: This is good, but you can find out why the Snow Maiden is a man?
Santa Claus: Yes, you understand, the crisis ... There are not enough Snow Maidens for everyone. So they take anyone...
Snow Maiden (displeasedly pokes Santa Claus in the back, and then turns to the girl): And you, excuse me, actually, who?
Young woman: Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I am Anna Yakovlevna Smekhova, a teacher in our kindergarten.
Snow Maiden: D-kindergarten?
Young woman: Yes, and now it will be a holiday at junior group. So that…
Santa Claus: Gray-haired, just call me Gray-haired (takes the hand and slowly bends down for a kiss on the hand)
Snow Maiden: He is gray-haired Arkady Sansanovich. That scumbag ... oh, Santa Claus! And I'm Lysovoy Mityai Palych ...
Young woman: Arkady Sansanovich, very nice! (looking at the hand of Santa Claus) Oh, and you have such an interesting tattoo here (reads) s.e.w.e.r.
Santa Claus: It’s just that Veliky Ustyug didn’t fit….
Snow Maiden (from behind Santa Claus): so what are the kids?
Young woman: Yes, they are quite small, only recently they crawled out from under the table, now here ... a New Year's tree. So now you will see for yourself.

A New Year's children's melody plays, and "kids" come out: dressed up in costumes of a deer (required), a bunny, a bear, parsley, a dog, a wolf, etc. men. You can just wear masks.

Young woman: Children, say hello to Santa Claus.
Children (in chorus): Hello Dedushka Moroz!
Santa Claus: Well hello brother! (approaches everyone and shakes hands. He reaches the deer and says) Well, hello, deer. (turns to the Snow Maiden and grins) Look, it really is a deer!
Snow Maiden (shushing at Santa Claus): hello kids! Let's dance a round dance.
Santa Claus: Oh right, round dance! So, it means that they stood one after another, hands behind their backs iiiii .... Went. Maestro, music! (plays from gentlemen of fortune)

The Snow Maiden taps her forehead with her fist.

The music ends and the girl says: And now Santa Claus will give you gifts!
Snow Maiden, stepping back and hiding the bag (hysterically): NO!
Young woman: Oh yes, of course! You need to tell Santa Claus a poem. Well, doggy, let's talk.

It turns out that the "dog" and tells any New Year's poem.

Santa Claus (clapping): Well, beautiful, high five! (approaches the Snow Maiden and tries to take the bag away, so desperately shakes her head and does not give). He told a poem!
Snow Maiden: Gray-haired, are you crazy or something ?! If this is how everyone who tells a rhyme is given honestly stolen, then we will not be left with it!
Santa Claus (still taking out a wad of money and clapping her palms): Hey, dog, for such a gift, one rhyme will not be enough.
Dog: And I can still solve the riddle!
Father Frost: Oh, yes, you look, what a cheeky one! Daredevil straight. (turns to the Snow Maiden) He clearly senses that there is still a ssssobaka in the bag. Well, okay, come on, listen: I found her in the forest. I have been looking for her for a long time. I brought it home because I couldn't find it.
Dog: A splinter.
Santa Claus: Oh pa! Which! Beautiful! Wow! Give paw! (gives money). With this gift, you paid your parents the entire kindergarten for a year in advance. And all this for just one rhyme and a riddle! The rest of you learn! And you keep some more chocolate!
Snow Maiden: Chocolate?! Do you have chocolates too?
Father Frost: No, but what?
Snow Maiden: Well, give it here! (runs up, grabs the rest of the chocolates and gives them to the children) Here you go, you have a chocolate and you have a chocolate, and you. Everyone run away from here! Happy New Year. Let everything stick together with you, oh, that is, it will come true!
Young woman: Oh thank you! So great! You are just great!
Father Frost: Why, everything is for you (looks at the neckline) Anna ...
Snow Maiden: Well, if that's all, then we'll probably go!
Young woman: Where are you? But what about money?
Snow Maiden (sack presses closer): will not give it back!
Young woman: No, I give you money for work.
Snow Maiden: Ahh, well, it's possible...

And at that moment a man runs in.

The male: And here you are! Finally I found you!

Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden simultaneously raise their hands up.

Young woman: Oh, Andrey Nikolaevich! You come!
The male: What, late again?
Young woman: No big deal, here you go. These are our Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, who had a wonderful time this holiday. And this, police captain Andrey Nikolaevich, is Petya's son!
Santa Claus with the Snow Maiden (slowly lowering his hands): Zzzzzzzsti.
The male: Yes, you understand, again I was late to my son for the holiday! And all because some cretins decided to rob all the shops on New Year's Eve! No, well, you can give them credit for originality: it’s necessary to dress up as Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden in order to steal money, chocolate and tangerines!
Snow Maiden (hisses in the ear of Santa Claus): Tangerines?!
Santa Claus (shrugs): So it's the new year.
The male: Now run, look for them all over the city! And how many such Santa Clauses with Snow Maidens are countless! At least take yours!
Young woman: Oh, you don't need to take ours. They were celebrating with us.
Snow Maiden: Yes, yes, while "someone" was robbing, we were at a party, so it's not us!
At this moment, a “child” dressed up as a dog runs in: daddy, daddy you came! Look what Santa gave me! (gives money)

Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden slowly back away.

The male: Well, stand!

And they all run away together.

Young woman: This is how little Petya's dream came true - to celebrate the New Year with his dad - a major! So let your dreams come true. Happy New Year!

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Peppy
Father Frost
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Characters:
two buffoons,
real tree,
fake Christmas tree,
three hares,
snowballs, snowflakes,
grandfather Egor,
a fox,
wolf,
Santa Claus.

Buffoons run out to the music.

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Jokers and buffoons.
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HOST:
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SNOWMAN POSTMAN
BABA YAGA

Baba Yaga walks around the stage, complaining to the audience.

BABA YAGA:

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Father Frost:
I have been living in a dense forest for a hundred years, and the huge house has become boring.
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New Year's sports and health-improving fairy tale

(BUT . M Altsev ■ )

Characters:

Storyteller, Storyteller, New Year, Old year, Petya, Zdoroveyka, Whistle, Rackets, Ball, Dumbbells, Stopwatch, Spikes, Skates, Cigarette butt, Wineglass, Toxikomashka, Datura.

Storyteller:

Seconds are ticking, time is running.
Again, the New Year is in a hurry to us from the east.
The heart stops and waits for something.
New Year, perhaps, a miracle will bring.
Adults and children are waiting for him with hope.
Among them is a boy - fifth grader Petya.
Petya is looking forward to the holiday,
The holiday coincides with his birthday.

Storyteller:

Ah, what happy days at school!
A quarter is running out, rest is ahead.
In the school hall, the Christmas tree likes the outfit,
All her needles sparkle with joy.
Here comes the long-awaited hour -
New Year meets Petin fifth grade.

Storyteller:

As always, the Snow Maiden, white Santa Claus,
He brought his gifts to everyone in a bag.
And at the request of the Christmas tree merrily lit up,
And Yaga with a broom in a mortar swept.
Contests, riddles, noisy dance ...
Oh, what a wonderful New Year's holiday!

Storyteller:

Petya did not want to leave the Christmas tree,
And our Petya decided to extend the miracles.
Secretly hid behind a large curtain.
The school was empty, everything was quiet around ...
In the twilight the tree is a miracle good,
Petya came out of the hiding place slowly.
Here the New Year boy is sad under the Christmas tree.
Suddenly, miraculously, he raises his voice.

New Year:

Hello, hello, Petya!
I'm very, very happy.
How good in the world
Meet these guys
Which adventures
And miracles attract
And good intentions
They live in their hearts.

(Old Year appears from behind the tree)

Old year:

Oh, it's time for me to rest
The new year is following me.
Soon, soon I will change
And I'll dive into history.
I'm a little tired
From what I've seen.
How many different technologies
Any cybernetics.
Watching and having fun
I played little sports.
Oh, I wish I could turn back time
I would follow the regime.
Oh dear guys!
Don't follow me.
Hobbies let others
They will lead you.

(Music is heard. The New Year listens and says):

New Year:

sorry what a song
Can I hear from the gym?

Old year:

They rush to the show
Healthy friends.

(Healthy and his friends appear. They go around the Christmas tree and sing song to the motive "Correspondent's table")

Love everything in the world
Adults and children
Spend your time with us.
It's interesting with us
It's so wonderful with us!
It's more fun to live with us!

Chorus:
Be healthy everyone!
We are always ready
To please the movement of friends.
wonderful moments,
Sea of ​​mood!
It's lighter in my heart.

We are the enemies of disease
All medicines are more useful,
If you are friends with us every day.
We give the body sweetness -
muscle joy,
We drive away sadness and laziness.

Chorus.

Year after year goes by
Smooth round dance
Time is circling the planet.
In this round dance
We find friends
Sports will never be forgotten.

Chorus.

(Oh stop and start the show)

Healthy:

I am an athlete Healthy!
Movement is my life!
I am an athlete in spirit from birth,
My friends are always with me.

Whistle:

I am a whistle! Sports Whistle!
In competitions I am the judge.
fair, objective,
My trill will judge everyone.
I am the law of sports rules
I urge you to respect.
None of them ever
I won't let you break it.

Ball:

I am a ball, cheerful and perky!
I love to jump and fly.
In a skillful game, I am submissive,
Ready to play without rest.
Oh games! How many of them in the world!
And I am the soul of any game.
Like a small planet
I have been flying over the earth for a long time.

Rackets:

We are two girlfriends, two rackets,
We meet with the ball at the net.
I respect big tennis
And I respect the desktop.

Large racket:

The ball plays on my strings
Oh, how beautifully he flies!

Small racket:

And I meet the ball with an overlay
And I will accompany you on the way back.

Together:

Without players we lie, we miss,
And in their hands we come alive.

Dumbbells:

And we, dumbbell twins,
In the hands of we are just great!
We are strength, strength and vigor.
We conquer weakness, ailment.
So that your muscles do not become decrepit,
Don't forget the dumbbells.

Stopwatch:

I am cold-blooded, impartial.
Stopwatch is calling me.
Seconds is the sovereign master,
And in sports, my role is important.
Strive from start to finish
Stop me quickly.
Ah, how fast the seconds fly by!
Their run cannot be slowed down.

spikelets(sing ditties):

We are little sisters,
We are athletes.
We fly like birds
final cells.
Push off, we take off
And in jumping forward we fly,
This is how we fight
With gravity of the earth.

Skates:

We are two brothers, two horses,
Skates with a sharp blade.
Pieces of ice are cut
And they shine like lights.
We are kings of ice
We are doing wonders on the ice.
You guys dear
Let's treat this miracle.

New Year:

I like you guys!
It is clear to me - without you it is impossible.
My days will fade without you
Weeks turn sour with melancholy.
The vices of this are waiting
They guard the prey.

Old year:

Yes, that's right, I know
Where boredom, laziness, vices place.
There is a cigarette butt outside the window
And with him a friend around the corner.
His name is Toxic.
His girlfriend is with him - Rumashka.
Datura crawls out of the urn.
Ugh, they stink far away.

Healthy:

Yes, it's better not to meet them.
And maybe at least once
Should we compete with them?
Let's find out who is the strongest of us.

Old year:

Well, we'll arrange it.
I always love to wonder.
I will unite darkness with light.
Whistle, you are for the judge then.

(looks out the window and says)

Hey! How are you, come here!
(aside, quietly)
Would never see you.
Look at our Christmas tree
Do no harm for an hour.

(In appropriate costumes, groaning, groaning, Vices come out and stand next to Healthy and his friends).

Old year:

Well, just like on Kavane,
As two teams you are on stage.
We will compete
Your tasks will be easy.
Let's measure your lung capacity...

(Gives the ball a device for measuring the vital capacity of the lungs)

Come on, Honey, start.
(The ball blows into the tube)
You're just like in training.
Look, don't break the device.
Now, cigarette butt, you try.
Get your microbes in there.

(Cig butt, straining, blows with all his might into the device, falls to the floor, he is brought to life: they sprinkle water, etc. The old year examines the device):

Old year

Yes I see you are a hero
The device is all yellow from nicotine.
Now we will test the strength
We'll raise the pud now.

(points to fake weights)

Come on, Dumbbells, your word,
The weight is already ready for you.

(Dumbbells lift weights ten times, the whistle whistles):

Enough. Enough. Everything is clear to us.
You are beautifully filled with power.

(nods to Dope)

Dope, let's get started.
Try lifting the weight.

(Datura tries to lift the weight, but whatever he does, he fails. Falls exhausted)

Old year(looking at the weight):

Yes, it would be better if the weight turned yellow.
And then, like a goblin, she turned blue.
What to give, I do not even know.
Maybe Petya can tell me?

Petya:

In length, but you can jump from a place.
Just like me, it's not hard at all.

Old year:

Thank you, Petya, good!
Beautifully jumped and easily.

(Spikes raise their hands)

Spikelets burn with desire
Improve this distance.
Well, sisters, your jump.
Let's test the strength of your legs.

Well done! The jump is great!
And jumpers are cute.

(O refers to vices):
And who will show you the jump?
I hope he doesn't die.

(Ryumashka comes out, swaying, and says in a stammering voice):

Wineglass:

Let me risk my health.
I haven't always been like this.
Once cow's milk
Maybe I drank too.
Then I switched to it.
(P renders a bottle. Makes a half-squat, swings his arms back, loses balance, falls, gets up, somehow makes a small jump, goes to his company)

Old year:

Yes, very well done.
And you can see she was very tired.
However, what else can you think of?
So that without falls and without noise.
Aha! There is good fun
She will be to your liking.

(referring to vices):

Hey gop company, let's go!
Get ready to pull the rope.

(referring to Healthy and his friends)

And who will go from you guys
From the other rope?

(Healthy and his friends confer)

Healthy:

I asked my friends
So that I am alone, I have enough strength.

(There is a tug-of-war with varying success. In the end, Healthy wins).

Old year:
And here's another challenge...

(Cigarette and company shout):

Cigarette butt:

Not! We are no longer able!
Enough, stop teasing.
We will not compete.

Toxicom:

It hurts me from jumping and running,
The air would be aerosol to me.

Wineglass:

And I would like vodka, wine,
And then, oh, jump. That's too much.

Datura:

What games? you, in nature,
When the gut desires foolishness.
We entered, but not there.
Time to get lost, bro.

Toxicom:

Yes, we can't get high here,
It's time to tear the claws out of here.

Wineglass:

Of course, here and do not take a sip,
You can stretch your legs.

Cigarette butt:

Let's go there my family
Where Zdoroveyka does not get.

(They walk around the Christmas tree, supporting each other, sing a song to the motive "Roasted Chicken")

fried chicken,
steamed chicken,
We're not chickens, we'll tell you.
We are all serious
Formidable vices
And we have health in half.

Toxic machine!
And I'm Rumashka!
And I'm a Cigarette End, I'm a Datura.
We are always looking for a buzz
We're in trouble without a buzz
Smoke, breathe, pour a glass.

Oh, you get sick.
Ah, you'll be silly.
There is no need to scare us.
And let's get poisoned
But let's pull away
We don't care about health.

(Vices go away).

Old year:

You see, my friend, the New Year,
What I left you.
I gave them last year,
And I didn't fix them.
Year after year, century after century
Vices pass.
Oh, poor, weak man!
They take him out.
I wish you, young friend,
Strengthen a healthy spirit in yourself!

New Year:

I will be from the very first days
Make friends with Health!
Support his friends
Sports help you get stronger
Spiritual, better and smarter!
No vices, I say.
Not on my way with them.
They lead the whole world into darkness
The Devil is proud of them.

Old year:

There are a few hours left
And you change me.
I see you are ready
You are walking across the country.
Everything! In places, it's time, friends.
Everyone has their own worries.
Here is Petya's family waiting at home
To celebrate the New Year.
Let's join hands
And we'll walk around the Christmas tree.

(They walk around the Christmas tree and sing a song to the motif "Blue Carriage")

Here we say goodbye to the Old Year,
We meet the New Year at the gate.
We meet with new hopes.
We believe he will bring us happiness.

Chorus:



Together and cheerfully we will go along it.

We like to study at school very much,
We go to school to get knowledge.
We dream of becoming famous in the future,
We dream of becoming famous.

Chorus.

Let's all be healthy and strong!
May success follow us.
Let's all be happy and kind!
Happy New Year to all!

Joy, joy, the New Year shines.
From this joy, everything around is brighter.
A staircase descends from the sky for days of the year,
Together and cheerfully we will go along it!

New Year's Eve is coming and you want to have a fun party for the kids? Decorate the room, decorate the Christmas tree.

The doors and walls of the hall can be decorated with Christmas decorations and tinsel, which is attached so that it forms the contours of Christmas trees and snowmen.

You can hang holiday greetings on whatman or colored paper in the hall. Prepare a festive concert, put on it New Year's skits for children for 2019.

In the first short nursery New Year's scene Snow Maiden appears.

I am the Snow Maiden,
I felt sad in the forest.
Songs, jokes and fun
I bring you to the holiday.

Good at our Christmas tree
Have fun and dance
We will be with you today
Celebrate the New Year together!

Then, in this fun New Year's skit for children, she addresses the children:
Guys, where is Santa Claus? He's been gone for a long time.

The phone rings. Snow Maiden:
– Hello! Hello grandfather! Where are you now? Are you in the forest, sitting under the Christmas tree? Why in slippers? Where are your boots? Their Baba Yaga and Serpent Gorynych were stolen? Don't worry, the guys and I will figure something out!

In the next children's New Year's scene, Baba Yaga appears, who says that she stole the felt boots because she liked them. She makes riddles for the children. If the guys guess them, she will give the felt boots to Santa Claus.

- wiggles ears
Rides under the bushes
Gray coward.
Call him ... (Bunny)

- Near the Christmas tree in every house
Children lead a round dance.
What is the name of this holiday?
Answer ... (New Year)

However, Baba Yaga is in no hurry to fulfill her promise. First, the guys must tell poems to the Serpent Gorynych, who also appears at the holiday. Children take turns reading New Year's poems, and Zmey Gorynych takes off felt boots from Baba Yaga.

Baba Yaga:
- What about me, barefoot? I have arthritis and rheumatism.

Finally, in this short New Year's scene, Santa Claus appears, who gives Baba Yaga slippers and puts on felt boots. He lights the garlands on the Christmas tree:

- Light up with bright lights,
green beauty,
Give the kids joy!
Count together: one, two, three! (The Christmas tree lights up.)

New Year's skits for children for 2019 are completed by the presentation of gifts, funny Games, contests and dances near the New Year tree.

Baba Yaga and Serpent Gorynych watch the performance, and then thank the guys and say that they will go to a fairy-tale land to tell how much fun they had at the children's party.

The scene "Whose help is better?"

King.

Alina, Polina, Evelina - daughters of the king.

King(daughters). Today I walked around our palace and was just horrified: a complete mess! Books are lying on the floor, shoes are on the windowsills, and clothes are on the beds! And everywhere - candy wrappers! And so I decided to do some cleaning today. And I want to ask you: how will you help me?

Alina. Here's how I can help. When you start cleaning, I will turn on the record player and play your favorite record, "Kings Can Do Anything." With this fun song, you will instantly clean up!

Pauline. I'd rather turn on the TV. There will be shown the program "Visiting a fairy tale." I will watch it carefully and tell you everything. And you will clean the whole palace fabulously fast!

King(turning to Evelina with a sigh). What will you turn on?

Evelina. I will turn on the vacuum cleaner. No, first I'll put everything in its place. Then I'll take a broom and sweep all the garbage. Then I will remove the dust with a vacuum cleaner. After that, wipe the window sills and all the furniture with a damp cloth. And when everything is clean, we will all sit down together and watch TV.

King. Well, now I found out that I have only one real assistant!

Scene "At the doctor's"

Characters

A student with a briefcase is standing in front of the doctor's office. He is indecisive.

Student. What to do? To go or not to go? And suddenly kicked out? No I'm not going. Yes, what about control? No, you have to go. Was not! (He pulls out a towel from his briefcase, ties it around his head. Then he knocks on the door.)

Doctor. Yes, yes, come in!

Student(included). Can?

Doctor(writes something, then stops writing, looks at the student). Come in, come in, sit down. What are you complaining about?

Student. Feeling very bad.

Doctor. Specifically, what hurts?

Student. Head. Stomach. Ear stuffed up. I hear nothing and understand nothing. Then, this, dizziness, pressure and palpitations.

Doctor. The temperature is?

Student. There is, there is! Thirty-eight and eight. Or forty-four and four. I do not remember.

Doctor. Clear. Do you remember your last name?

Student. No, I don't remember... I forgot.

Doctor. And forgot the name too?

Student. Yeah. And patronymic. Because my head hurts.

Doctor. And in what class do you study, and in what school - also forgot?

Student. Class ... it seems, the sixth "yu". And I completely forgot school.

Doctor. OK. Open the horn wider and say: "Aaaa."

Student. A-a-algebra.

Doctor. What is "algebra"? Control, or what, today?

Student. No, tomorrow. Oh no, I don't remember.

Doctor. Hmm yeah. (He looks at the student over his glasses.) A very difficult case! You can't go to school. You have to stay at home for two weeks.

Student(happily). Houses?

Student. What about English?

Doctor. It is forbidden!

Student. What about geography?

Doctor. In no case!

Student. Can you go to the cinema?

Doctor. Didn't I say? Necessarily! Twice a day - morning and afternoon!

Student. Thanks a lot!

Doctor. To health! All. You can go.

Student. Goodbye. Oh, and help?

Doctor. What help?

Student. Exemption from school. You didn't give me!

Doctor. Ah, liberation. No, unfortunately it won't work!

Student. Why?

Doctor. How can I write you a certificate if I don’t know your name, surname, or the school where you study!

Student. Oh, I think I'm starting to remember.

Doctor. Well done! What's the last name?

Student. Kotikov.

Student. Vasya! That is, Vasily Egorovich.

Doctor. Very well, now remember the class, the school.

Student. Sixth "b" class, school number twenty-five.

Doctor. Now think about algebra.

Student. About what algebra?

Doctor. About the one on which the control is tomorrow. Remembered?

Student. I remembered.

Doctor. Amazing! You see how quickly you recovered from me! And you don't even need a referral! Or is it still necessary? To the principal of school number twenty-five?

Student. Not necessary.

Doctor. Then goodbye. Kotikov Vasily Egorovich. Yes, don't forget to take the turban off your head, it doesn't suit you!

The student removes the towel from his head and leaves.

Scene "Grandmothers and grandchildren"

Characters

Two grandmothers.

First grandmother. Hello my dove! Let's go for a walk in the park.

Second grandmother. What the hell, I haven't done my homework yet.

First grandmother. Which lessons?

Second grandmother. Now it is fashionable to do homework for grandchildren. I want to try it, although it is probably non-pedagogical.

First grandmother. Why is it non-pedagogical? Yes, I have been doing lessons for my grandchildren all my life. If anything - ask me, I have a lot of experience.

Second grandmother. Well, if it’s not difficult, check how I learned the poem: “There is a green oak near the seashore, a golden chain on that oak ...”

First grandmother. So good.

Second grandmother. "... Both day and night, the dog is a scientist ..."

First grandmother. What other dog?

Second grandmother. Well, I don't know what breed he is, maybe a Doberman Pinscher?

First grandmother. Yes, not a dog, but a scientist cat! Understood?

Second grandmother. Ah, I got it, I got it! Well, then I’ll start first: “At the seashore, there is a green oak, a golden chain on that oak, day and night, a scientist cat ... goes to the grocery store with a string bag.”

First grandmother. With what bag? Which deli? Learn the poem again.

Second grandmother. Oh, I have so many more lessons! One grandson is in the sixth grade and the other is in the first. His teacher asked to bring cash to school.

First grandmother. What checkout? From the store, right? Don't drag me into this!

Second grandmother. Well, where is the store? Cashier is the alphabet. Okay, I'll do it myself, and you help me solve the problem.

First grandmother. So... (takes a textbook, reads) "...two pipes are connected to the bathroom..." Remember, in order to solve a problem, you need to have a good idea of ​​what it says. “Two rude pipes are connected to the bathroom ...” - did you imagine?

Second grandmother. Yes, yes, I did.

First grandmother."... Through one water flows in, through another it pours out." Presented?

Second grandmother. Introduced! (Running away.) Presented-ah!

First grandmother. Wait! Where are you running?

Second grandmother. Water is pouring out! Can fill the whole floor ...

First grandmother. Take it easy. In fact, the water does not pour out. This is only mentioned in the task! Now tell me, when will the bath be filled?

Second grandmother. Will never fill up. They themselves said - the water does not pour ...

First grandmother. Goodbye. You will be taken to the hospital. And my homework has not yet been done: I need to conduct an experiment in botany - to grow beans.

Second grandmother. Oh, yes, yes, I remember you took beans from me.

First grandmother. Yes, something does not grow these beans! Apparently poor quality...

Second grandmother. How poor quality? Well, do good to people! It can be said that I tore off the beans from myself - I took them out of the soup.

First grandmother. Wait, wait, how - from the soup? It's me, it turns out, raised boiled beans? Thank you, cheered...

Second grandmother. Well, I didn’t know why you need beans, don’t be offended!

First grandmother. What do you think, if we continue to study so hard, maybe they will give us some grade?

Second grandmother(whispers). Between us, it's already been placed.

First grandmother. Yes? And what is the rating?

Second grandmother. Kol!

First grandmother. Why such a bad rating?

Second grandmother. Because we don't mind our own business.

First grandmother. Adults do everything for the children, and then they are surprised: “Ah, they grow up with white hands! ..”

The old ladies leave.

Scene "Enchanted letter"

Characters

Denis. Once Alenka, Mishka and I were playing in the yard. It was before the New Year. They brought a tree to our yard. She lay large, furry, and smelled so deliciously of frost that we stood like fools and smiled. And suddenly Alenka said:

Alenka. Look, there are SENSES hanging on the Christmas tree!

Denis. Mishka and I rolled like that!

bear. Oh, I'm dying of laughter! Investigations!

Denis. Well gives: detectives!

Bear. The girl is five years old, but she says "detectives." Oh, I can't! Oh, I feel bad! Oh water! Give me more water! I'm going to faint now! (Falls, laughs.)

Denis. Oh, I even started to hiccup with laughter! Hic! Hic! I'll probably die now! The girl is already five years old, she will soon marry, and she is a detective!

Alenka(offended). Did I say that correctly! This is my tooth falling out and whistling. I want to say "spy", but I whistle "spy".

bear. Think! Her tooth fell out! .. I have fallen out as many as three and one is staggering, but I still speak correctly. Listen here: chuckles! What? Really, great? HIGHLIGHTS! I can even sing

Mihka clubfoot

Walking through the forest

Khyhki collects

And he puts it in his pocket.

Alenka(shouts). Ah-ah-ah! Not right! Hooray! You say "snickers", but you have to - "detectives"!

bear. No, it's necessary - "chuckles"!

Alenka. No, detectives!

Bear. No, "snickers"!

Alenka. No, detectives! (Obarevut.)

Denis. I laughed so hard that I even got hungry. I'll go home. Here are the freaks! Why are they arguing so, since both are wrong? After all, it is a very simple word. No "detectives", no "snickers", but briefly and clearly: "fifties"! That's all.

According to the materials of the newsreel "Yeralash"

Scene "Day of Help to Parents"

Characters

Anton. Mum.

Three classmates of Anton.

Anton appears on the stage. He wipes the dust with a rag, sweeps the floor with a brush, dancing and singing: "My baby, I miss you ...".

Mom enters in outerwear, freezes in place.

Mum. Anton, what happened?

Anton. Nothing happened, mom. Let me help you undress. (Helps take off jacket.)

Mom enters the room, notices that the dust has been wiped off.

Mum. Did you dust off? Myself?

Anton. Myself.

Mum. Tell me honestly, Anton, what happened?

Anton. Nothing happened.

Mum. Am I being called to school?

Anton. Not...

Mom walks across the room, notices that the floor has been swept.

Mum. Have you swept the floor? Myself?! Unbelievable... (She puts her hand to her forehead, checking to see if she has a fever.)

Anton. Mom, don't worry. I washed the dishes and did my homework.

Mum. Lessons done ... I beg you, Anton, tell me what happened after all? (Clutches his heart, sits down on a chair.)

Anton. Well, I'm telling you: nothing happened! The doorbell rings. Enter three children.

1st. Good evening! How was Parenting Day?

2nd. Hak, cleanliness, order. Wiped the dust, swept the floor ...

3rd(opens magazine). Check mark! (Ticks with a pencil.)

Anton. Helping Parents Day, Helping Parents Day! Here, look what your Parenting Day has brought a person to! (Pointing to mom.)

Children surround mother from all sides.

1st(vigorously). Valerian! Water! (Counting drops.) 23, 24, 25! (Gives mother a drink.) How nervous all mothers are! It was necessary to first explain that it was only for one day and tomorrow everything would be the same!

Scene "About a kitten who could not read"

Characters

Yasha is a kitten.

One day Murka's cat, Yasha's mother, said to the kitten:

Murka. It's time for you, Yasha, to learn to read.

Yasha. I'll still succeed!

Murka. Nothing to be lazy. Let's start right now. Sit down, I'll show you the letters.

Yasha reluctantly sits down.

Murka. Let's start with the simplest letter - "O". (Shows the letter "O")

Yasha. Some circle...

Murka. Yes, it looks like a circle. This letter is called "O". Repeat!

Yasha. This letter is called "O". What words contain this letter?

Murka. In many. For example, in the words "cat" and "cat". (Shows cards with words written on them.)

Yasha. And in the word "kitten"?

Murka. And in the word "kitten" there are even two letters "O". Look. (Shows a card with a written word.)

Yasha. See see! Two mugs! And three? Three letters "O" happens in words?

Murka. Certainly. There is such a good word - "milk". (Shows a card.)

Yasha. Truth! Three whole circles! Is there a letter in the word "ice cream"?

Murka. There is. And also three. Look. (Shows a card.)

Yasha. Good word! And in two ice creams, that means six letters "O". And in three...

Murka. Don't talk nonsense! And in general, we now have no arithmetic! That's all for today. Go for a walk!

Yasha. What a good letter! And it happens in the most good words! And the tastiest!

Yasha approaches the screen, on which hangs a sign with the inscription: “Caution! Angry dog!"

Yasha. What a beautiful sign! And three words are written on it ... And in the first word there are whole ... one, two, three, four ... Wow!

As many as four letters "O"! Blimey! There must be something very tasty or pleasant here! ..

The kitten looks behind the screen. From there, a deafening bark is heard. Yasha jumps out from behind the screen, tears off the sign and runs to her mother.

Murka(seeing the excited Yasha). What happened to you? Why are you so disheveled and trembling all over? What happened?

Yasha. Mom, I was walking, I saw a fence, a beautiful sign hung on the fence (gives the sign to mom), three words are written on it, and in the first word there are four letters “O”! I thought that there must be something very tasty or pleasant...

Murka. So! I understand everything! This is what happens when you can't read! Do you know what is written on this plate? "Carefully! Angry dog!".

Yasha. Yes, it is written there correctly, the dog is really angry ... You know what, mom, let's learn the rest of the letters!

Scene "Word game"

Characters

Petya is a son.

Two boys - one older, the other younger - go on stage, sit on chairs. In the hands - pictures and pencils.

Petya. Dad, draw me something.

Dad. No, we will take turns drawing and play word at the same time.

Petya. Like this?

Dad. That's how. We will invent words for any letter and depict these words with drawings. Take, for example, the letter "P". I start. (Draws a briefcase, shows.)

Petya. Clear. And I'll draw ... (draws a locomotive).

Dad. Well done! The ship is like a real one! And I came up with this ... (draws and shows the belt).

Petya. No belt! He's not on the letter "P"!

Dad. It's not a belt, it's a belt!

Petya. Well you figured it out! Then I will draw ... (draws and shows a cat).

Dad. But you can’t have a cat, it’s not with the letter “P”!

Petya. And this is not just a cat, but Fluff!

Dad. Oh you sly one! Good. I will draw ... (draws and shows a portrait).

Petya. Who is it?

Dad. It's nobody. It's just a portrait.

Petya. Great. And I'll draw ... (draws and shows uncle).

Dad. And who is this?

Petya. It's nobody. It's just a passerby.

Dad. Well done! And I'll draw a parrot. (Draws and shows.)

Petya. Great! And I'll draw a penguin. (Draws and shows.)

Dad. Look. (Shows the boy in the picture.)

Petya. Who is this? If it's a boy it doesn't count.

Dad. What, didn't you know? After all, this is Petya, that is, you!

Petya. Now found out! And I'll draw ... (draws and shows uncle).

Dad. Who is this? If uncle, it does not count!

Petya. What, didn't you know? It's dad, that is you!

Dad. Now I know. And here's what I came up with. (Draws and shows a woman.) This is our mother. I drew her because she is a teacher and teaches singing.

Petya. Great! And here's what I came up with! (Draws and shows a calendar.)

Dad. Calendar? Why?

Dad. Correctly. And on this day we will present to her ... (draws a gift and flowers).

Petya. A gift is understandable. What about flowers? They are not in the letter "P" ...

Dad. So what? Anyway, mom will be happy!