for birthdays, anniversaries and just for the holidays
The best impromptu requires careful preparation - the organizers of the celebration of birthdays, anniversaries, know this better than anyone else. The main task of the festive scenario is to unobtrusively captivate guests, endow them with a good mood. For this you can use funny games, which look impromptu, or a serious scenario with a flexible approach.
It is important to understand that a holiday is an unpredictable phenomenon, in which there is always a place for retreats or a change of mood. Therefore, the organizer of the holiday is like a good conductor, who is also a psychologist. To notice in time that the mood of the guests has gone in the wrong direction, to stop the acute situation, to divert attention from an accidental problem - this is what a real organizer is.
The script for a birthday or any other holiday has a modular structure that allows you to change the program in places, closing accidentally interruptions. Even if at first glance everything in the script is subject to linear logic, there is always the opportunity to rebuild it on the go, literally between toasts. Guests will not notice anything, and the holiday will only gain momentum!
Scenarios for an anniversary birthday for women and men
Festive anniversary in nature
If the weather permits, you can spend it in a very original and undoubtedly fun way. Nature sets up a benevolent attitude towards everything around, so games and pranks are held with a bang with pouring water, sprinkling flour and the like.
Anniversary celebrations can begin with a comic congratulations.
Leading
I want to test the mental abilities of the hero of the day. To do this, take an ordinary matchbox. We stick one match in the box, we give the other to the hero of the occasion. I will ask questions. If the birthday boy finds it difficult to answer, he must light a match on the box with his match.
After a few simple questions, the host asks: “When is the donkey’s birthday?”. The subject naturally lights a match. The moment has come to solemnly hand him this box with a burning match and sing in chorus “Happy Birthday to you”
Leading
(voice Owl from the cartoon "The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh"). Expensive …. ! Happy Birthday to You! At this joyful moment, let me present you with this wonderful lace (brings a bucket from which the lace hangs).
The culprit solemnly pulls the string and pulls out a bottle of champagne or vodka.
Leading
And now I invite all those present to participate in the contest “Do you know the hero of the day?”. The first guest to answer the question correctly gets a candy. At the end of the quiz, the owner of the largest number of sweets will receive a prize from the birthday boy - a photo with a personal autograph and the right to drink brotherhood with him.
Sample list of questions.
1. What is the day of the week when the birthday boy was born.
2. His height, birth weight.
3. Where did this event take place.
4. What was the time of day.
5. What was the name of the kindergarten teacher.
6. Favorite toy.
7. The best school friend of the birthday boy
8. What kind of education did he get.
9. Where was the first day of work.
10. When I bought the first car.
11. Where did you spend your last vacation.
12. Where did you meet your other half.
13. When was the wedding day.
14. What was the weather like that day.
15. Give the exact age of the children.
16. Favorite dish.
17. Favorite drink.
18. Favorite activity.
19. Favorite books/movies.
20. Foot size.
21. How many acres is the summer cottage.
22. Favorite alcoholic drink.
23. Brand of the car.
24. Name of the best friend (girlfriend).
25. Favorite song.
It is advisable to ask simple questions, such that you can find out the answers in advance, although it all depends on the company and it is not always necessary to know the answer to the question, in this case they are purely symbolic.
This is where the official part can end, and move on to the stormy entertainment.
For the birthday boy, you can arrange an impromptu concert and at the same time demonstrate your many talents.
Joke-draw “Merry fortune-telling”
Good people, I'll try to surprise you
And I'm surprised by
That I can predict the fate of everyone.
Which one of you will solve the riddle
He will know his fate.
So my 1st riddle:
Does he have a heel behind his nose? (boot)
We continue fortune-telling - gild the pen ...
I wish my predictions come true!
Surprises await you in life
Hundred-program TV,
600th Mercedes
The house is huge, the garden is blooming,
Husband rich and teetotal
And many more wonders!
Waking up one day, you will see in the window
Prince Charming on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle, he will pick up, loving,
And he will take you to distant lands.
Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Jellied offal
And dried fruit compote.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
So you're going to be a chef!
You will be fat and ruddy,
Raise geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on a tractor, shout loudly:
"Smoke break, Serve dinner, wife,
And a bottle of wine!
You will be a noble knight
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to intercede for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of a beautiful lady
fight, asking for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.
Your house will be a full bowl,
There is always an influx of guests,
And your wife is the most beautiful
There will be seven children.
And one day you will come drunk:
The step is uneven, muddy look ...
The wife will be sad and say:
"The wolf and the seven Young goats"
Your life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white "Volga"
With a yacht flying in azure waves.
With a bronze tan on strong shoulders.
Kohl will not come out of you
sissies and crybabies,
That will give you life
New bucks!
There are many miracles in life
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your horse!
There are many ways and things in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the wide road
Will not become a narrow path!
The husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
On the hands will wear
and do not ask for half a liter!
The news came to you:
There is no salt today!
And then, you look, yes you will give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Children are born from salt!
You will soon be very rich.
Be known as a millionaire throughout the district!
Because uncle will be found in America
Leave you a legacy without looking!
You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up quickly!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
That's what you win from shoes lace!
You not to be bored
We must sing and dance.
Can't sleep at all at night
Entertain good people
When people are happy
You will become a pop star!
If you want to be happy
Then you have this advice:
Eat 3 kilos of salt
And a big bag of candy.
Then drink some vodka...
You will be happy, even kill!
I've been talking here, joking...
Still didn't please anyone.
I see someone's sad eyes ..
Well, there will be dancing for you ...
55th Anniversary Scenario (for woman)
Script Host: Dear Colleagues! Dear birthday girl!
Today we are in friendly cheerful company, in our so-called “banquet hall” we decided to congratulate the hero of the day.
May this day go down in history forever
And the birthday girl will only bring joy,
And the guests have fun, let them carelessly,
No one, I hope, will leave sad from the anniversary.
To start the celebration, as expected,
It is proposed to fill all the glasses.
Why are there many people?
All friends gathered here
For a well-deserved rest
They came to congratulate you.
Well, here's two fives for you,
How fast the years go by
But for a reason like this
Do not be upset!
Of course it's not 16
And far from 25
But, to be honest,
There is no reason to be discouraged!
After all, a string of difficult years
Didn't ruin the portrait.
Let's look honestly, from above:
What were you before?
Walked - ribs rang,
And now - what a body!
Bones covered with flesh
Rounded features:
Lush bust, hip, what you need -
A delight for men's eyes.
There is something to take, something to look at,
There is something to cling to the bones.
And those sparkling eyes
At least someone will be driven crazy!
And therefore, without extra words I want to raise the first glass to our hero of the occasion.
Leading: And now I want to give the floor for congratulations to the director of our team.
Director: Dear _______________!
From the bottom of my heart with great respect
Receive our congratulations today
We are happy to congratulate you and wish you
All also to work, all also to dare.
Do not grow old in soul and outwardly
To be blooming as before.
Keep the spark of the soul and still love.
Be beautiful as always to you for many years.
(Gift given)
The team sings congratulations to the motive of the song “I am standing at a half-station”, gives gifts.
Friends and relatives sit
Sparkling wine flows
And there is a long way behind.
Greetings are spoken.
Where, are you cherished years?
What has passed cannot be returned.
As a token of our attention
Accept wishes,
To the joy of all live for many years.
Let the years, like a blizzard,
Everything is gray,
And the light warms youth!
Inconspicuous happiness to you,
Unchanging success,
We wish you lots of luck.
I wish you excellent health, hopes and personal happiness,
Let youth not leave you!
Let adversity be forgotten
And all wishes will come true.
And may there never be grief.
Love if you love.
Live the way you want
And always be cheerful!
Leading: This holiday is a birthday.
Just a great anniversary.
To keep the fun going
I’ll say to everyone: “Pour it!”
I propose to drink for these wonderful wishes!
Leading: You cried into the world when you were born,
And everyone was laughing...
But indeed, we had a little pensioner.
Leading: The word for congratulations is presented to our pensioners.
1. That's the hour for retirement!
Once in a lifetime, he happens to us!
2.We came here today
Wish you many years
You accept from us Lyubasha
Our pension greetings.
3. Worked a lot,
You didn't work in vain
That's for it dear
You have been given a pension.
4. You will sit at home,
Will you miss, grow old,
If you sing in the choir,
You will instantly look younger.
5. There is no reason for sadness and tears -
The autumn of life is like frost in winter;
Let's tell everyone, without hiding anything:
Every age has its own beauty!
6. Age is our only experience brings
He doesn't age you at all.
After all, 55 is not autumn for us yet,
But only the velvet season.
7. Do not be sad and do not be sad,
There is no return to those past days,
Smile always and everywhere
And don't go to the doctors.
8. On this anniversary day, beautiful,
We want to sincerely wish:
Only joy, long life,
Sorrow and grief do not know.
9. And we wish you to continue
Don't get old, get younger.
Multiply a number of fives
Yes, live well
Without sadness and problems
Need to be always and everything.
Leading: And now comes the solemn moment. From all of the above, the council of pensioners allows you, Lyubov Vladimirovna, to join the party of pensioners. To do this, you must take an oath.
Oath I, ..., joining the ranks of pensioners in the face of my relatives, friends, colleagues and husband, solemnly swear: fervently with the heat of my heart to be true to my word, as the pensioner party teaches. Strictly observe and fulfill the obligations of the party. To replenish your family with creatures with the help of your children to our delight, in spite of our enemies, in spite of our neighbors. I swear! I swear! I swear!
Leading: Well, now I want to acquaint the young pensioner with duties and rights.
Responsibilities: (on the screen)
Get up, wash up. Sit down, eat.
receive guests,
Don't forget friends.
Put the brazhonka for distillation.
Do sports this year.
Be ready for love and work.
Do not get sick, do not lose heart
Eat in moderation and sleep soundly
Never grow old
All men like it.
Rights of a young pensioner: (read by the hero of the day herself)
When I want, then I get up.
As long as I want, I lie down.
And if I want, I will drink.
I will go where I want.
When I want, then I sleep.
Whoever I want, I love.
Leading: And now I want to raise a glass to the birth of a new pensioner, but very, very young, who still has a lot to do!
Presenter: Today, each of the guests, as a sign of respect for you, would like to say special words and make a special gift.
- We would give you a miracle,
Magic beautiful moment
Only a miracle has been done before,
The people who gave you life, birth!
Please raise your glasses and drink for the parents of the hero of the day __________________!
Leading:
Be healthy, beloved wife,
Wallet to always be tight
Optimism and creativity!
Every day to give joy.
Since we are talking about men,
I want to remind you of a man
who many years ago fell in love with our (name)
and is still a support and a shoulder
in family life for her. And
so, the word to the wife of the hero of the day.
How much beauty in the world:
The sun, the sky is blue,
And spring flowers
They can't compare to you.
For many years we walked side by side,
It was all: sadness and joy
Now the grandchildren have grown up,
We are already getting old.
We won't let her into the house
Let him take a walk
When it comes again,
Let us not be found at home.
You are my good
I always feel at ease with you
I give you flowers
And a surprise with lots of love.
I give you this song. "I love you to tears" or others.
Thank you for finding words that please and comfort at the right moment.
I want to drink for what you are!
Leading: Today the address of the hero of the day received telegrams. Allow me to read them.
Telegrams:
Grandma, hello, don't be sad,
We're out of candy, mind you.
Your grandson _______-.
Well, now, friends, the time has come
Fill a glass for parents.
For those who gave the joy of life,
And he opened the doors to the beautiful world.
For those who taught him kindness,
He gave me a lot of mind.
For those thanks to whom now
Vanya is sitting among us as a birthday man.
So, let's fill our glasses and drink for the parents of our hero of the day, let them have fun and enjoy today.
Dear guests! Today we learned a lot about the hero of the day, there were many congratulations and wishes addressed to him. But not everyone present congratulated him. The word is given to the sister and brother of the hero of the day.
Dear friends, we continue our evening dedicated to the 30th anniversary of
Happy thirtieth anniversary
All friends rush to congratulate
And wherever fate would wear them -
Everyone is here today.
We wish you good health
And a long life without worries
Good luck, happiness and luck!
It's time for big victories!
Let's all fill our glasses, and drink for the happiness and health of our birthday boy!
Wow, I see you are moving something? Wait, I will introduce you to the Rules of our evening. Our charter says:
1. That the hero of the day is sitting in front of us.
2. It is announced that 20__. Ivan's anniversary is not canceled
3. Remember: for starters, it didn’t hurt everyone to drink a glass.
4. It is announced that laughter in this house is not cancelled.
5. Gifts brought to the hero of the day are accepted around the clock for another month after this evening and are non-refundable.
And now the floor is given to the beloved wife of the hero of the day.
We congratulate you on a significant event,
Today is your legal anniversary,
We wish you great health
And many sincere friends.
We do not give the birthday
No headsets, no rings,
Surely you will receive warmer
Greetings from friendly hearts.
I propose a word for congratulations to friends. Dear guests, dear birthday boy, the children's nursery group "Mouse" has come to your holiday!
Congratulations to Uncle Vanya
Our favorite kindergarten
Sends greetings to you dear,
Junior Nursery Squad.
We promise to listen to Vanya,
Always go to the potty
When everyone has eaten porridge,
Let's take the cups.
Be healthy uncle Vanya!
Many many more days
We promise to come
To you on the hundredth anniversary!
Dear guests! I ask you to fill your glasses with white, and drip red into your glasses.
If you want, believe
If you want, don't believe
An animal is roaming around somewhere.
He does not live in a dense forest,
Powerful in Russian.
This animal is called "moose"
- It's been that way for a long time.
May "ELSE" be with you,
To eat and sleep,
For three to drink,
To want and be able
So that happiness does not end,
About good things to dream about, so that business succeeds
So that everything always comes true!
We want to congratulate you
With a wonderful date - thirty years.
You have already achieved a lot
But here comes the flourishing of all forces.
May hope never
Your earthly one will not leave the path.
May it be full of good luck!
We don't want to turn away from it!
In the Canary Islands, out of 365 days a year, only 350 are sunny.
So we wish you, Vanya, so that in your life there is a ratio of joyful and sad days.
But the natives of the Canary Islands are far from stupid. Here in those 15 days when there is no sun, they all gather together in their large huts and drink the fermented juice of tropical mango fruits. And again in their hearts good mood again the sun shines in their souls. And you, Vanya, on gloomy and rainy days, do not forget to take mangoes. And if there is no juice at hand, use any substitute from 12 to 40 degrees
For your anniversary!
Thirty years is a special age.
Life leads us forward slowly,
We want to wish you
The soul does not age with age.
So that creativity does not leave,
To make the table wide with wine,
To make music sound in the house,
To love my wife more.
Birthday is a responsible step,
Thirty years in life means something.
Be happy and healthy, like Hercules.
Let luck not leave you!
Hey, Ivan, such a thing -
Vodka boiled in glasses
Schaub she was not out of breath,
We need to bite a little.
For such a reason
Let's say a toast is small.
Masha and Glasha meet.
- Masha, how is your husband Misha?
- As he drank - so he drinks, as he beat - so he beats.
- Well, thank God, if only I didn’t get sick!
To the health of all those present!
Dear guests! We had a lot of fun. Our evening is coming to an end. I propose to sing a song for the hero of the day.
We walked nicely at your holiday
Nowhere have we seen a more beautiful holiday
So be healthy, live richly,
And we are leaving home to the hut!
The evening ends with songs and dances.
I will be happy to share the scenario and impressions of how we celebrated the 55th anniversary of our mother!
Our holiday was held in the dining room, the hall was decorated with balloons, posters and flowers.
The holiday began with a meeting of the hero of the day, I acted as a host.
Meeting of the hero of the day
(The guests line up in a row of three or four people, make way for the words of the host. The hero of the day enters the hall and stops against the "star path", we laid out the stars cut out of paper in the crowd)
Leading: Step aside, friends, step aside
Smile heartily at this moment
Skip ahead without a doubt
You are the one who has a birthday.
(Anniversary exits)
Dear Olya!
Today you brightly illuminate all your guests,
After all, you direct the reflections of your star on them.
So let your rays continue to endow us with affection,
And it seems to us that life is a big fairy tale
(Applause.)
To extend this fairy tale to us,
At least for a little
You, slowly, manage to pass
Star track.
Every star is just a mystery
You only need one clue.
Get up on star way
And guess at least something!
This is what each of us dreams of
I think that including you
Get out of the hands of a man
Now beautiful... (flowers)
(Give a bouquet of flowers)
To remember later your biography.
We will do this now... (photo)
From now on, pamper your husband more often,
After all, he gives you his ... (kiss)
(Husband kisses the birthday girl)
For all the heroes of the occasion
At such moments,
To give, we are ready without end ... (applause)
Miracles today we can not get around,
Let it fall from the sky now... (confetti)
(The son had confetti in his hands, he sprinkled his grandmother with pleasure)
And it's time to honor these minutes
Hear us here anniversary ... (firework.)
(Guests, piercing with a needle air balloons mimic fireworks).
Host: You passed the test, birthday girl, amazingly.
We want you to invite everyone to the table.
Then we invited everyone to the table and continued:
Dear birthday girl! We ask everyone to sit down at the table, pour what is supposed to be!
Why are there many people?
All friends gathered here
They came to congratulate you on a well-deserved vacation!
Today we are in a friendly cheerful company, and our so-called "banquet hall" decided to congratulate the hero of the day.
Well, here you are 55,
How fast the years go by
But for a reason like this
Do not be upset!
Of course it's not 17
And far from 25
But, to be honest,
There is no reason to be discouraged!
A string of difficult years!
Didn't ruin the portrait.
Let's take an honest look:
What were you before?
Walked - ribs rang,
And now - what a body!
Bones covered with flesh
Rounded features:
Lush bust, hip, what you need -
A delight for men's eyes.
There is something to take, something to look at,
There is something to cling to the bones.
And those sparkling eyes
At least someone will be driven crazy!
They say that at 55
Baba berry again
And popular rumor
From time immemorial right.
You are a woman - a flower, a source and a star,
Mysteriously tender, beautiful and proud.
You are the flame of the hearth and home,
You are the light on earth that never goes out.
And therefore, without further ado, I want to raise the first glass for our hero of the occasion.
After that, we began the dedication of the birthday girl to pensioners:
You cried when you were born
And everyone was laughing...
But indeed, we had a little pensioner. You all know how capricious little ones are, they are afraid of a cold, and they don’t have too much mind, therefore, so that their ears don’t puff out, their heads don’t bake, and also so that different thoughts don’t get into their heads, we decided to give her a cap.
(The presenter puts on a cap)
And you also know that the little ones are so clumsy and so awkward that when they eat they get dirty themselves and dirty everything that surrounds them, so that this does not happen, we give her an apron.
(leader puts on an apron)
And I also want to add to the above that young pensioners get upset for any reason, they always worry loudly about everything, so their eyes are always wet. So that our pensioner does not cry, we decided to give her a pacifier.
(The host puts on a pacifier on a ribbon).
Then there was the presentation of a certificate of a young pensioner:
Birthday girl! We give you a certificate of a young pensioner (the certificate was made of ordinary cardboard). Certificate text: This certificate is issued by the full name, the certificate confirms the fact that the full name has joined the party of young pensioners!
And also on the birthday girl they put on a ribbon with the inscription "Heroine of Labor!"
“Classics” were painted on the wallpaper and we made the hero of the day take an exam to make sure that she was worthy of the title of “young pensioner”.
Then the rights and obligations of the young pensioner were read out, and an oath was also received:
Birthday girl: I, Olga Viktorovna, joining the ranks of pensioners in the face of my relatives, friends, colleagues, husband and children, I solemnly swear: with the heat of my heart to be true to my word, as the pensioner party teaches. Strictly observe and fulfill the obligations of the party. To replenish your family with creatures with the help of your children to our delight, in spite of our enemies, in spite of our neighbors. Give your pension to your grandchildren and sons-in-law! I swear! I swear! I swear! (The text of the oath was printed in advance)
Responsibilities: Get up, wash up. Sit down, eat.
receive guests,
Don't forget friends.
Put the brazhonka for distillation.
Do sports this year.
Be ready for defense and work.
Rights: When I want - then I get up.
As long as I want, I lie down.
And if I want to, I'll drink it.
I will go where I want.
When I want - then I sleep.
Whoever I want, I love.
The whole program was naturally diluted with toasts, congratulations from relatives and friends, dances, jokes.
The birthday girl was awarded homemade medals with the inscriptions: “ Best friend”,“ Beloved grandmother ”,“ Honored teacher ”,“ Kuma ”,“ Wife ”,“ Mommy ”.
The most active, cheerful men were chosen from the guests, dressed in sundresses, handed a broom and the text of ditties written on postcards. The ideal option it will be if you have an accordion player who can play ditties Babok Ezhek from m / f " flying ship", or you will have a soundtrack recorded without a voice.
Ditty text.
All: Stretch the furs, harmonica,
Oh, play, play!
Our Olya's birthday
Drink, don't talk!
One: Walked along the forest side,
Anniversary ran after me:
Spit on his baldness
And sent to the devil!
One: The most drunk of the guests -
It's somebody's anniversary
Even though I don't believe myself
in these superstitions.
One: Our Olya is cheerful,
And beautiful and slim
Invite people here
To celebrate an anniversary!
One: How old was she -
It's not a secret at all!
She will always be twenty years old,
Even at 80 years old!
All: Stretch the furs, harmonica,
Oh, play, play!
Natalia has a birthday
Drink, don't talk!
Baby-Ezhki dance and leave.
After this congratulations, we played the game " Cooperation"
2 couples were chosen from among the guests. The task was to pack an apple in beautiful wrapping paper. Couples stand side by side, and are tied to each other with their hands. remain free left hand partner and right hand partners. Everyone ends up manipulating with one hand.
Then our grandson sang a song:
Grandma was born a long time ago
And grew up a lot
Slim in winter and summer
It was beautiful!
She sang me a song:
“Sleep, Zhenechka, bye-bye!”
Cared for and nursed
"Look, don't get bored!"
Let's share secrets
We are with her before going to bed,
She will always understand me
Help me in everything!
I confess that only with her
I always want to be friends
After all, only, only grandmother
Zhenya will allow everything!
I admire my grandmother
Beautiful, mischievous!
Cheerful, kind, brave,
You always be like this!
And the grandmother is smart
Came to our party!
After all, a lot of joy
She brought everyone!
The guests drank, ate, had fun, then we had a competition: “Portrait of a birthday boy”, the competition was a success!
The essence of the competition is to make the guests and the hero of the occasion laugh. Props - eye patch, paper sheet and marker. Those who want to entertain and warm up the audience are selected from among the guests. One by one, they are blindfolded and given a marker. Next, the participant begins to draw a portrait of the birthday man. Considering that most people do not shine with artistic abilities anyway, and even they are blindfolded, the very process of creating portraits will cause a roar of laughter from the audience.
Then Postman Pechkin came and brought a parcel:
(I pasted the big box gift box, put certain items in it and attached pieces of paper with instructions. The hero of the day opens the package, shows the gift and reads the instruction to everyone.)
So that there is happiness in the house,
So that you love all your relatives,
To make the house a full bowl,
Take a porridge pot as a souvenir.
Also, take a fountain pen.
Rewrite grandchildren,
So that you take them in your arms
And I heard them scream.
Our hero of the day Olya
Lived with her husband so that they would be in harmony
Take the frying pan from us.
To keep good, warm,
Olya, drink wine skillfully,
You know your limit
Don't grab an extra cup
The sobering-up station decided to help
He gave his gift
He will remind
How much should be taken. Thimble.
Throw an Orenburg downy shawl on your shoulders, dear. A piece of gauze.
To know everything in the world, newspapers should be read. Newspaper.
After a glass of snack
The matter is very important
Here, Olya, instead of a sleeve
Paper napkin.
On the DIPLOMA form, I wrote a text, this diploma was issued to the hero of the day.
“A real diploma was issued to Olga Viktorovna in that in her 55 years of life she completed a course on the topic “Know and be able” and discovered the following knowledge:
Literature (Conversation with her husband in anger) - 4
Mathematics (Recalculation wages husband in his favor) - 4
Geography (Where it will not bring, but everything will come home) - 5
Music (Game on nerves) - 3
Chemistry (Moonshine) - 4
Diligence (On the right side) - 5
Diligence (On the left side) - 4
On the basis of the foregoing, to recognize Olga Viktorovna as fit for the passage of a further life path.
Coursework: “If you want to live, know how to spin” - protected by 5.
By the decision of the State Examination Commission dated 27.09.2011. to award Olga Viktorovna the title of "Free Young Pensioner".
Also here on SM I ordered a collage from a girl, which was made based on photographs different years. I printed it on a large format, my mother and the birthday girl really liked this poster.
I also did family tree our family. It was presented to my mother with the following text: A man must give birth to a son, build a house and grow a tree. But this is a man ... And what tree did our mom plant in her life?
At the end of the holiday, I sang V. Tolkunova's song "Talk to me, mom!" Well, what can I say ... my mother shed a tear.
All in all, we had a great holiday! I chose part of the program from other topics of our SM, I took part on the Internet, I came up with something myself.
HOST: Hello dear guests! Hello, dear birthday girl, Lyudmila Mironovna!
Why are there so many people?!
All friends gathered here
For a well-deserved rest
They came to congratulate you.
Today we, in a friendly cheerful company, decided to congratulate the hero of the day.
Fifty-five - but is that a lot?
Let them say "everything is lived" - do not believe
As long as we live, what was, is - everything is alive.
When else will life slam the door for us.
You still have a lot to do,
Live long, wisely and beautifully!
And I want to raise the first glass for our hero of the occasion.
You are a woman - a flower, a source and a star,
Mysteriously tender, beautiful and proud.
You are the flame of the hearth and home,
You are the light on earth that never goes out.
HOST: And now I want to give the floor for congratulations to the director of our team.
DIRECTOR: Dear Lyudmila Mironovna!
From the bottom of my heart with great respect
Please accept our congratulations today.
We are happy to congratulate you and wish you
All also to work, all also to dare.
Do not grow old in soul and outwardly
To be blooming as before.
Keep the spark of the soul, live, still love.
Be beautiful as always to you for many years.
(A memento is given.)
LEADING: You cried into the light when you were born,
And everyone was laughing...
But indeed, we had a little pensioner. You all know how capricious little ones are, they are afraid of a cold, and they don’t have too much intelligence, therefore, so that they don’t puff out their ears, they don’t bake their heads, and also so that extra thoughts don’t get into their heads, we decided to give her a cap. (The host puts a cap on the hero of the day.) And you all know that the little ones are so clumsy and so awkward that when they eat they get dirty themselves and dirty everything that surrounds them, so that this does not happen, we give her an apron. (The host puts on an apron for the hero of the day.) And I also want to add to the above that little pensioners get upset for any reason, they have nothing to do, they worry about everyone, so their eyes are often wet. To prevent our pensioner from crying, we decided to give her a dummy. (The host gives a dummy on a scarlet ribbon. A cap is sewn in advance for an adult and an apron.)
HOST: And now I want to raise a glass to the birth of a new pensioner, but very, very young, who still has a lot to do!
LEADING: (helping to take off her bonnet, apron and dummy): Well, she is fed, she doesn’t blow anywhere, and most importantly she won’t cry. And now I propose to give colleagues the opportunity to congratulate Lyudmila Mironovna.
CONGRATULATIONS FROM COLLEAGUES
We congratulate you on a significant event,
Today is your legal anniversary,
We wish you great health,
And many sincere friends in life.
Anniversary is a special day
Where summed up mentally.
What could be wrong sometime,
That which is expensive, surely saved.
We congratulate you wholeheartedly
And we want to wish you happiness
Let in your home climate,
There will never be bad weather.
We do not give the birthday girl
No headsets, no rings,
Surely you will receive warmer,
Greetings from friendly hearts.
(Presenting a gift. Here it is possible for one of the colleagues to tell how he met the hero of the day, remember an interesting case at work, etc.) (The host announces a break, filling it with games, attractions. During the break, those present are given poems that are printed.)
HOST: "New" pensioners came to visit us for congratulations.
1. We came to this house
Wish you many years
You accept from us Lyudmila
Our pioneer greetings.
2. Just think
Everyone is retiring
And now we will tell you
How do you live in retirement?
3. We wish you a lot of happiness
This evening and forever.
Less clouds, rain, bad weather,
Luda is a nice person.
4. Worked a lot,
All the hard work was not in vain,
That's for it dear
You have been given a pension.
5. We wish more grandchildren,
Don't age too long
If the son and daughter are not open,
Then you Luda will be a grandmother-heroine.
6. You have become more prosperous,
Poverty does not return. ,
Thank you very much Putin
Takes care of everyone.
7. You will sit at home,
Will you miss, grow old,
When you sing in the choir
You will instantly look younger.
8. You are not sad, do not be sad,
There is no return to those past days,
Smile always and everywhere
And don't go to the doctors.
9. I would go out to work
I'm tired of sitting
But I'm afraid of taxes
Better at home - I'll make a break.
10. God forbid that everything was fine,
Always behave yourself
Do not get sick, do not lose heart
Eat in moderation and sleep soundly
Never grow old
All men like it.
HOST: Since we are talking about men, I want to introduce you to a man who fell in love with our Lyudochka many years ago and is still a support and shoulder in family life for Lyuda. So, the word to the wife of the hero of the day.
CONGRATULATIONS FROM HUSBAND
heartily generously
You light up everyone
Cloudy smile
You endow the day.
So let it be with you
Occurs more often
Simple earthly
So necessary happiness.
Always young and
Be perky
About being a grandmother
Forget to think.
Fun and joy
Anytime and anywhere,
Good luck
I wish you.
Thank you for finding words at the right moment that please, console, idolize me. I want to drink for what you are!
LEADING: And now comes the solemn moment. From all of the above, the council of pensioners allows you, Lyudmila Mironovna, to join the party of pensioners. To do this, you must take an oath.
OATH
BIRTHDAY GIRL: I, ..., joining the ranks of pensioners in the face of my relatives, friends, colleagues, husband and children, solemnly swear: with the warmth of my heart to be true to my word, as the pensioner party teaches. Strictly observe and fulfill the obligations of the party. To replenish your family with creatures with the help of your children to our delight, in spite of our enemies, in spite of our neighbors. I swear! I swear! I swear!
(The text of the oath must be printed in advance. Also here you can give a comic pass to the party of pensioners with a photo and a seal.)
LEADING: Well, now I want to acquaint the young pensioner with duties and rights.
Responsibilities: 1. Get up, wash.
2. Sit down, eat.
3. Receive guests,
Don't forget friends.
4. Put the brazhonka for distillation.
5. Go in for sports this year.
6. Be ready for defense and work.
Rights: 1. When I want, then I get up.
2. As long as I want, I lie down until then.
3. If I want, I will sing.
4. I will go where I want.
5. When I want - then I sleep.
6. Whoever I want, I love.
(You can propose a toast to the new "pass".)
LEADING: With all our hearts we wish you happiness
And let it be joyful every hour.
Let misfortunes pass you by,
May your children and grandchildren love you more.
So, I give the floor to the children of Lyudmila Mironovna.
On this day, dear mother,
Accept congratulations from us, from children.
For us, as before, you are the most important,
Although we have become a little older.
You are the kindest woman in the world
There is nowhere in the world more beautiful eyes,
And your hands are like huge wings,
Always protect us from harm.
Years have passed, the head has turned gray,
Many worries and worries behind
But what's the matter with age,
If a hot heart in the chest.
(A gift is given from the children.)
LEADING: And now I propose to move on to dancing, outdoor games.
(While the dances are going on, the host of the game brings in a large box, for example, from under the TV, on which "Package" is written. He also brings in telegrams.)
LEADING: Now, while everyone was having fun, the postman Pechkin came. As you probably guess, telegrams and even a parcel came to the address of the hero of the day. He himself refused to come in, as he was afraid that the bicycle would be stolen and trusted me to read the telegrams.
TELEGRAMS
Hello grandma, don't be sad
We're out of candy, mind you
I made a bow, I dry my socks,
I've been writing a letter to you for two days
And on the window there is a sparrow,
All right, I'm done.
Your grandson Sergei.
Moscow, Ministry of Finance.
Budget in deep deficit
Do not look for money in the Ministry of Finance,
Send me a translation
Yes, the Duma does not give money. Are you 55?
And you are fervent!
Happy birthday to you!
Zadornov.
St. Petersburg.
I send greetings from Petersburg,
I wish Luda many more years.
Here I would like your young age,
I would make a mess.
Love, Peace, Success
I wish you a happy anniversary.
Peha.
USA, Washington, White House.
All borders have been erased between us,
My words fly like birds.
Our States congratulate you,
You try to live richly,
Don't go for impeachment
Health to you, good luck and food!
I sip a glass for you. Happy anniversary to you.
Clinton Bill
Moscow, Headquarters of the LDPR.
Yes, definitely on this day.
Even the stump is obliged to love.
I wish you all the best,
Even though it won't be cheap.
Well, for starters, for example,
You all join the Liberal Democratic Party.
Sorry if the humor is flat.
Happy anniversary!
Zhirinovsky.
BANDEROL
(Each gift must be accompanied by an instruction. The hero of the day opens the package, shows the gift and reads the instruction to everyone.)
1. So that there is happiness in the house,
So that you love all your relatives,
To make the house a full bowl,
Take a porridge pot as a souvenir.
2. And also take a fountain pen,
Rewrite grandchildren,
So that you take them in your arms
And I heard them scream.
3. Our hero of the day Luda,
Lived with her husband so that they would be in harmony
Take the frying pan from us.
4. To keep good, warm,
Lyuda, drink wine skillfully,
You know your limit
Don't grab an extra cup
The sobering-up station decided to help
He gave his gift
He will remind
How much should be taken. (Thimble.)
5. Throw an Orenburg downy shawl on your shoulders, dear. (A piece of gauze.)
6. To know everything in the world, newspapers should be read. (Newspaper.)
7. After a glass of snack
The matter is very important
Here, Lyuda, instead of a sleeve
Paper napkin.
(Colleagues can also bring the parcel and read the text for all the gifts themselves.)
LEADING: Be beautiful all the time -
And soul and myself,
Be loved all the time -
Both winter and spring.
Do not bow rowan,
If there is trouble.
stay happy
On this day and always.
HOST: And now I want to give a response to the hero of the day.
(The hero of the day thanks the guests.)
HOST: Our evening is coming to an end. I propose to sing a few songs for the hero of the day.
(The lyrics are printed and reproduced in advance. Distribute to guests.)
SONG
to the tune of "Wonderful Neighbor"
1. We are gathered here today
All for festive table.
We congratulate Lyudmila
Happy anniversary this day.
You, my dear, are so beautiful
Both today and always.
And most importantly, of course,
You are the kindest soul.
Chorus: Pam-pam, pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pam-pam,
Pam-param-pa-pam-pam
Pam-para-pam-pa.
2. And we wish you
Be healthy forever
And don't know about hospitals -
Except sometimes.
Get hot, get wet
Morning, evening and afternoon.
And do not doubt in your family -
We will still come to you.
SONG
to the melody of V. Solovyov-Sedoy "It's time to hit the road"
1.Tonight, tonight, tonight
A pleasant duty fell on our shoulders.
We salute Lyudmila
At this festive table,
And now we will sing this song for her.
Chorus: Oh, dear Luda,
We can't, we can't help but love you.
Same as Ludmila
2. We like Luda, like, like,
And she is rightfully famous for her kindness.
And on this day, and at this hour
Any of us will confirm you
That our hero of the day is just a class!
Chorus: Oh, people's hands
They know how to wash the floor, cook soup, plant a garden.
Same as Ludmila
Nowhere and never can be.
3. We are brave, brave, brave guests,
We are very happy to congratulate you on your birthday.
Now for the people of the year we will drink once and drink two,
But not to have a headache tomorrow.
(The evening ends with songs, dances.)
We meet the hero of the occasion - confetti, red carpet, fresh flowers, or a crown and a throne. We meet at the door, he (she) appears. Meeting with multi-colored fabrics or ribbons (7 pieces)
We ___________________ will meet with colors,
After all, there were different stages in life.
We want to repeat these steps,
After all, you certainly did not forget them. _____________________ (m-ts), _____________ (date), year ____ - th -
A boy was born, (a girl) such a good one ...
He is quite a baby, and therefore
Everything was PURPLE to him
Childhood then is a golden time,
Life is carefree, like a game.
Although the guy (girl) he (s) was (s) and smart (s),
But as a child, I was
GREEN (th) youth ... sorry, there will be no more ...
It is, of course, the color BLUE.
Met in youth
He (s) his love,
With ______________ together we started a family.
They were young and beautiful...
The color we choose is BLUE.
Babies were born - they are not loved!
Let it be ORANGE (WHITE) color ...
Always loaded with hard work.
Light is YELLOW.
And now - your holiday - solid, beautiful,
Let it be bright, walk under RED!
For all the culprits of the celebration at such moments, we are all ready to give endlessly, together ... APPLAUSE !!!
_______________ (name) our (s) is amazing! We want you to invite all guests to the table now!
Good evening Dear friends, relatives, colleagues! Today, on this beautiful day, in such a solemn and warm atmosphere, we have gathered in this cozy hall in order to congratulate everyone on our beloved and respected ____________________. Let's try today to make sure that a smile does not leave the face of our (his) ________, and her (his) eyes shine with happiness ... I sincerely greet all the guests gathered here and gladly open this holiday!
This day brought us together and united, ______________ eclipsed everyone in a place of honor, because it’s not for nothing that he (s) was awarded fate today - this date, which is popularly called dear! Let the beginning of the century be outside the window, we will not change traditions, we will now sip a glass of wine for a dear person. May this day go down in history forever, and ___________________ only bring happiness! And let the guests have fun carelessly, I hope no one will leave the holiday sad! To start the celebration, as expected - it is proposed to fill the glasses for everyone !!!
Before the toast of the spouse: Dear guests! All of you are witnesses that in our firmament of one star the light does not fade. And by the way, there is a fan among us who has been studying this for many years ... Once they met and fell in love, and live together to this day ... Of course you guessed it - I'm talking about the precious second half, this ...
1st toast ________________
Presentation of guests
Wonderful charm, tenderness, grace for the hero of the occasion, for the charming (th) Your applause!!
Let's make great moments
For the husband (wife) your applause!
This evening, the pleasant excitement of the guests of honor is a performance. We have a lady here.
Native sister __________________!
Cousins ()
Are here
Now a flurry of applause in the hall will break!
There is always peace in the soul,
When sons (daughters) are next to you.
Mom (dad) has very good ones, let's clap our hands for it
And now I'll tell you more simply:
Congratulations on the holiday
Favorite daughters-in-law.
They are all here and waiting for applause too!
And for his grandmother (grandfather), on such a beautiful day, Grandchildren are here, now gathered.
They were waiting for applause
And now we welcome the matchmakers together!
We really need their presence.
I want to introduce you soon
Great, loyal friends!
They are also waiting for applause
Show where you are!
Now let's clap our hands. and all the guests, good for you!
Getting to know the guests
2 toast ___________________________
Thoughts on who arrived on what
We ______________________ hand out a retirement apron.
He is an indicator of the start of a new life.
Special pockets were sewn on it.
And they decided to explain their meaning:
1. Pocket first, gets on your nerves:
Pension pocket.
A pension for work is a reward, and a big pocket is a joy.
The pension dangles in it, and it is believed that it does not end!
2. Second pocket, not so big.
Gift pocket for grandchildren.
You don't put gifts in the chest.
To treat your grandchildren, keep them ready in your pocket.
3. The third pocket is like a stash trap.
Hide far, hide deep
So that no one finds, so that no one takes away!
4. The fourth pocket, the most shabby.
Glasses pocket.
Put your glasses in your pocket and don't try to use them often
Resist loss of sight.
5. Fifth pocket, for seed bags.
Pocket for individual labor activity.
Plant a garden. Harvest.
Without pickles and jams there will be a pension not a paradise.
6. Sixth pocket - it's time to rest.
Seed pocket.
Sitting on a bench, you click on the seeds.
Well you retired, you found the extra time.
Wear a ______________ apron, don't take it off, treat your friends to tea!
Now you have a free life:
Ahead - “free program”:
If you want - sleep, and if you want - have fun.
If you want - starve, but if you want - get better
(Only this task is difficult to complete:
There is a lot of fat - today it is impossible!)
Do you want to open a cooperative
If you want - travel by taking a letter of credit.
Monaco and Valencia are waiting for you
(If you have income other than pension!)
Do you want to watch a movie in the morning,
Or open the window wide
And spin the hula-hoop for hours.
And you don’t want to “twist” - lie down.
Now you can rest easy
Love, make friends, walk at night
(after all, you can sleep in the morning!)
And see your friends more often
And read different books!
3 toast _______________________________
Choice competition
PENSION CERTIFICATE with the following comment. This certificate must be made by yourself. On the front side write to whom it was issued, and on the other - the following wish:
How do you get the book
Take care of her - They won't give money
Without a book, oh my!
Be a girl at heart
Jump like a goat
But this little book
Respect for
That you can ride
I don't take a ticket.
If you want - fold your hands,
If there is no hunting
Commute to work
And break your spine
Just what are you on
Buy a bite?
How do you get your pension?
live for five days
And rush with a song
Throw in again!
such a pension
They give us not in vain -
So that we don't get old
Never friends!
For this care
dear authorities
Let's not leave work
Until the last days!!!
sand ceremony
Dear _____________________!
Now we will create a festive cocktail together with you! So,
1. White color- you were born!
Happy mom and dad!
They gave you a name.
For joy, love and happiness!
2. Blue - you are 18!
Dance, love and flowers!
Youth, romance!
Do you have something to remember
Your hopes and dreams!
3. Red is your holiday!
And again you are good!
Wisdom has come, your life is arranged!
Children do not have a soul!
4. Orange is the color of success.
5. Yellow - the color of the sun, comfort, warmth,
Good weather to you at home always!
6. Green is the color of wealth
May it bring happiness with gold!
And so that there is no boredom - these sparkles are your grandchildren! Dilute your cocktail with them, and life will become more fun!
She has worked hard, and her work is not in vain!
That's for it, dear, you have been given a pension!
You have become more prosperous, poverty will not return.
Thank you very much to the President, he cares about everyone!
Do not be sad, do not be sad, there is no return to those past days!
Always and everywhere smile, and do not go to the doctors!
God bless everything is great.
Always behave yourself!
Do not get sick, do not lose heart
Eat in moderation and sleep soundly
Never grow old
All men love it!
Enough fairy tales!
Now it's time to drink vodka.
Choice competition
Pension - such a word, gently flows like a stream.
Just ask anyone
Who doesn't think about her?
Everyone climbs out of their skin
To live up to retirement.
Only in retirement can you
Live in peace, do not grieve.
The director does not need
Nothing to ask for a day off.
The money will be straight to the house
Bring postmen.
Take care of your health,
Take a cold shower
And all the colds and ailments
Don't let it cross the threshold.
On the estate
This cabbage, radish, horseradish,
To make your family ship
Did not give the slightest heel.
And we wish you all the best
(God is my witness - these are the cross),
So that you see (see) in life
His great-grandchildren brides.
If occasionally upset,
If the light is not nice,
Let me remind you of us
This humble souvenir.
(Presenting a gift.)
Draw box or by name
Line up 11 people with the letters PENSIONER
Attention! Attention! Your finest hour is coming! Answer quickly and correctly! The host asks the hero of the day questions to which she answers: “Yes.”
Rank ideal wife do you have?
Blow a kiss to your other half.
Is there a title of "loving mother"?
Name the children.
Has the solid title of “mother-in-law” been awarded?
Compliment your son-in-law.
Has the high title of “grandmother” already been deserved?
How does the fairy tale "The Wolf and the Seven Kids" end?
The answer to all questions was “yes”, the test was passed with flying colours. So, it's time to add to the already sounded titles the noble title of "Pensioner".
Readiness number 1. Eleven guests line up in one line, each holding a piece of paper with a letter in their hands, all together form the word “pensioner”. During the reading of the poem by the host, after each line, the guests turn over one letter in order.
So many years have passed...
Barely counted...
But it's not worth it, we know, no ...
Suffer and despair...
And there is still a large stock,
We will reveal the secret:
... Our hero does not lose heart, ...
We will celebrate her for a hundred years ...
Blush, joyful, ...
Beautiful, sweet...
Active as a pioneer, ...
Worthy of a title...
All. Pensioner.
To applause, fireworks of sparklers, the hero of the day is tied over her shoulder with the ribbon “Mrs. Freedom”.
YOUNG PENSIONER'S Oath
Leading: Today we accept our ……….. into the society of pensioners ( state name) and take an oath from her:
I, a young pensioner _________ (name of the country), joining the honorary society of pensioners, working and non-working, drinking and not drinking in moderation, sticking my nose everywhere, solemnly swear: To be a worthy member of society, that is, to always be in good spirits and sound body. Do not allow yourself to be brought down by the wind, or illness, or hops.
She is): I swear!
Leading:
Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs.
Confidently walk on any of the roads!
I swear!
Leading:
Be sharp on the tongue, eyes and ears.
Do not succumb to sadness, or illness, or cold!
I swear!
Leading:
Drink only with friends, and then little by little.
Always find a path to the house.
I swear!
Leading: Dear ___________________! We accept you in the ranks so that you do not know trouble.
Do not get sick, do not lose heart, eat more, sleep better.
Be cheerful and not swear, never worry.
Young so that the pensioner manages everything and manages everything.
To live, when everything is in moderation, to the title of an honorary pensioner.
And when you are a hundred, we will lay this table again!
Contests, costume show
Choice competition
Victoria Gutnik
Scene "Seeing to retirement"
Dear Maamers! I bring to your attention a scene for seeing off employees for retirement. We saw off our manager.
Leading:
Attention! The solemn moment of our meeting is coming! Today there will be an initiation into Young Pensioners by the head of the kindergarten "Morozko" ___. The commission of this act is carried out at the initiative of the State pension fund Russia. We invite its representatives.
Grandmas go under the drum roll.
Stay where you are. One - two. Right. One - two. (one grandmother turns to the right, the other does not, and she turns it around)
As the French say: "ant und ainzig zwei unt zwan-zig" - let's get down to business.
Come out, our friend. Now we will publicly accept you into the society of pensioners.
Repeat after us (give a scroll or a printed oath in a frame):
I, a young pensioner of Russia, entering the honorable society of working and non-working pensioners, drinking and not drinking in moderation, sticking my nose everywhere, I solemnly swear:
1. Be a worthy member of society, that is, constantly be in a sound body and sound mind. Do not let yourself be blamed neither by the wind, nor by your husband, nor by illness, nor by hops. I swear!
2. Work tirelessly, stretch out your legs and walk without support on any road. I swear!
3. Be sharp on the tongue, eyes and ears. Do not succumb to measles, or sadness, or cold. I swear!
4. To realize all desires, as abstinence is dangerous at this age. I swear!
5. Drink a little to the bottom, but do not lose the path to the house. I swear!
(When pronouncing the word "I swear!" the grandmother hits her forehead with a musical mallet.)
Well, well, our friend! From now on, you don't have to work, but only advise, that is, point your finger.
Your pension will be paid in dollars and euros in ruble terms. Rest easy, our friend. You will receive your pension regularly
- (To the guests.) And you all stay in peace!
Oath of the Young Pensioner
I, a young pensioner of Russia,
joining the honorary society of working and non-working pensioners,
to the extent of drinkers and non-drinkers,
sticking your nose everywhere,
I solemnly swear:
1. Be a worthy member of society,
that is, to be constantly in a sound body and sound mind.
Do not let yourself be blamed neither by the wind, nor by your husband, nor by illness, nor by hops.
2. Work tirelessly, stretch out your legs and walk without support on any road.
3. Be sharp on the tongue, eyes and ears.
Do not succumb to measles, or sadness, or cold. I swear!
4. Realize all desires,
for at this age abstinence is dangerous. I swear!
5. Drink a little to the bottom, but do not lose the path to the house.
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