Oath of entry into the ranks of pensioners. Seeing off retirement men cool congratulations script

  • 20.10.2019

Posting to retirement. Scenario

Preparation for the holiday

The hall is decorated with flowers, balloons, large numbers "55" on the wall.

An excerpt from the song “This holiday is a birthday” sounds (from the repertoire of T. Bulanova). The host solemnly leads the hero of the occasion into the hall, where the guests are already sitting at the tables, escorts her to a place of honor.

Event progress

Years fly by. That also happens -

An anniversary will suddenly creep up,

Life gives us marks,

And our dates are all round.

For two fives in a round date,

For a full hall of guests, friends

Raise your glasses

Today is an important anniversary!

Look, friends, at these two figures. The number fifty-five is not easy. These are two "five" marks for excellent work, for labor successes, for initiative and love for one's work! And our first toast, like all the following, will be for an excellent student, a Komsomol member, an athlete, and just beautiful woman... (name and patronymic of the birthday girl) \

An excerpt from the song "And I'm Beautiful" (from the repertoire of Verka Serduchka) sounds.

Host: This anniversary is not just another date. From now on you begin new life! We won't call it retirement. Rather, it is a meeting of a new stage in fate. And at this exciting moment, I give the floor to the closest and most beloved relatives ... (name and patronymic of the hero of the day)!

The family congratulates the hero of the occasion and gives prepared gifts. A spouse (if any) who can sing can prepare a surprise song.

SONG FROM SPOUSE

to the motive of the song "Behind your brown eyes" from the repertoire of M. Sheleg

At the hour of a happy holiday

Family will gather

The brightest and most joyful

This day is for me.

You are so elegant

Already on the skin of frost ...

For you, darling

I raise a toast!

For your eternal love

Kindness is endless

And for the days and for the nights,

For both son and daughter

And for being with you

Well, like nowhere with anyone,

And for that, my sun,

What in the world are you!

You are always changeable

But always good

You are a beloved woman

And you are my soul.

I want my dear

Looking straight into your eyes

wish you joy

And thank you to say...

Presenter: Isn't it true that her husband gave our birthday girl a wonderful, touching congratulation? Addresses the couple. How many years have you been next to each other? The spouses respond.

An excerpt from the song "Together and Forever" (from Alsou's repertoire) sounds.

Host: And we continue to congratulate ... (name and patronymic of the hero of the day). As the proverb says, tell me who your friend is and I will tell you who you are. And there are a lot of tales about female friendship in general. As if it does not exist at all ... It happens, it still happens! There is not a single woman in the world who does not have girlfriends. So, our hero of the occasion is congratulated by her friends!

An excerpt from the song "Girlfriend" (from the repertoire of Lolita Milyavskaya) sounds.

CARD FROM FRIENDS

We will collect all the wishes in a postcard,

To give to a friend on this day!

With one radiant smile

You can make everything around brighter.

Support everyone with heartfelt words,

Warm with the warmth of spiritual kindness,

How wonderful it is with us

Such a beautiful person like you!

Love, prosperity, luck

May they always be by your side,

So that you can flourish with happiness

And enjoy life every day!

SONG OF FRIENDS

to the motive of a song from the movie “Wedding with a dowry” (“I won’t praise myself in vain ...”)

About you, friend, a song

We wrote in the morning

We are so wonderful with you

So much light and kindness!

All people will say about you:

And beautiful and smart

Our women's shortcomings

Completely devoid!

You, girlfriend, girlfriend

Don't waste your time:

Get the "check" soon

And pour your friends!

Life will seem more beautiful

Let's sing and dance

All men will be ours

No one can run away!

Moderator: Thank you ladies! Let's raise a toast to true women's friendship and solidarity! And now it's time for congratulations from the native team. He really became a native during the time that the birthday girl spent in him. Well, team, it's a pity to say goodbye to everyone's favorite?

The host gives the floor for congratulations to colleagues. An excerpt from the song “This Birthday” sounds (from the repertoire of the Dune group),

Employees say parting words, congratulate, give gifts and comic surprises.

JOKE GIFTS FROM COLLEAGUES

Colleagues: For our team, the departure of such a wonderful, sympathetic person as ... (name of the hero of the day) is a real stress! But let's imagine that she is not going on a well-deserved rest, but on a long vacation! And if this is a vacation, then you need to provide the vacationer with everything necessary! Accept, dear, these irreplaceable things on vacation.

You didn't work hard at all.

And you deserve the best vacation!

To relax you need a girlfriend -

Comfortable and soft pillow!

They give you a pillow.

I also need a notebook

Write memoirs in it!

Give a notebook.

Need a ladies glossy magazine

So that both the old man and the boy fall in love!

Give a fashion magazine.

Who wears makeup

He acts wisely!

To be irresistible

You need powder!

Give powder.

But the gloves are fashionable in addition,

To effectively process the cottage!

Give country gloves.

Moderator: Thank you dear colleagues! It's a pity, but the team will have to part with their beloved employee. However, life goes on, and everything changes ... Let's raise the next toast so that all changes are only for the better!

The host announces the dance: I see the energy in this friendly company is in full swing! Looks like it's time for a dance break. And let no one sit still, because today only the favorite hits of the birthday girl will sound!

Seeing the retirement of a primary school teacher

Seeing off retirement

The Young Pensioners Issuance Bureau is open from 8:00 a.m. to
20-00 without days off. break from 14:00 to 15:00.

“With a young pensioner and in a hut - paradise!”

“Pension is a dove of peace!”

“A wife is a wife - but she doesn’t need a pension!”

“Work is good, but retirement is better!”

“Fill your glass with wine, young pensioner!”

Work is not a wolf, it won’t run away from retirement!”

“He worked with all his heart - hurry to the Canary Islands!”

Meeting guests on the porch. Good health, honest people!

What a wonderful holiday!

The birch trees are smiling

Waiting for guests

And we were waiting for you, waiting,

The gates were opened for you. That's better I think!

Let's celebrate the pension of Vera Mikhailovna to everyone
the world -

Let's celebrate the holiday with a great feast.

Let the guests come to our yard,

Dances start and songs are sung.

Our yard is not bad for these things.

Let's make a retirement mess!

(We invite them to enter the hall)

In this house there are different divas,

But the rumor goes true:

There is a mistress in that house,

That you can't take your eyes off.

In the daytime the light of God is darkened,

Illuminates the earth at night,

The work is on fire

And everything shines with happiness,

And she is majestic

Floats like a pava

And how will the speech speak,

The word river murmurs.

We meet this hostess, we welcome her, we praise her!! (V.M. enters.)

Song flowing stream

So the years have passed

But we are not old

disliked,

We sit tired.

happy fate,

And how many colors are in it,

Under the old willow

Flowing, flowing stream.

flowing stream,

The stream runs

And I'm a draw

And you are nothing.

flowing stream,

The stream runs

And I'm a draw

And you are nothing.

Just remember,

How we shoveled

Still did not

rich people,

Row simply,

They walked with the whole crowd,

Now I'm gray

And you are like a gray harrier.

flowing stream,

The stream runs

And I'm a draw

And you are nothing.

flowing stream,

The stream runs

And I'm a draw

And you are nothing.

Fate, probably

So it was necessary

open hearts,

As before incense.

disliked,

There is something to tell

Love cooled down

Lit with gray fire.

flowing stream,

The stream runs

And I'm a draw

And you are nothing.

flowing stream,

The stream runs

And I'm a draw

And you are nothing.

flowing stream,

The stream runs

And I'm a draw

And you are nothing.

The backing track can be downloaded here>>>

V. M. enters and sings
song.

Why are there so many people?!

All friends gathered here

For a well-deserved rest
They came to accompany you.
Today we are in friendly cheerful company decided to congratulate the young pensioner.
Retirement is nothing to worry about.
Your pension tells you

That a new happiness has come to you,
Children, family and your cozy home.

The teachers are all wonderful

Everyone is good at something
Only better than Vera Mikhailovna
Don't try, you won't find it.
Betrothed to school
surrounded by love,
You are right before people and conscience.
The teacher lives in Kapchagai
Songs are so hard to sing
Wise, beautiful, young,
Help in trouble can always
Slim, loved, elegant,
I'm always full of ideas and energy.
Let me bow to you
For the contribution you made
After all, he is not on the shoulders of many
Your tips have helped
We grew up on them all together
Let's congratulate you with a song!
Song performed by teachers
To the motive "Orenburg downy shawl"

On this gentle and affectionate evening,
When retirement calls over the threshold,
You accept our modest gift
- Handkerchief hundred tenge.
(Gives the hero of the day a handkerchief prepared in advance.)
I bought it in Orenburg,
I take care of you like a mother.
I'm ready for you dear
Not a handkerchief - give a towel.
(Gives the hero of the day a towel.)
Let everyone envy you in the hall
We will not upset guests.
So that my gifts are not stolen,
Please distribute napkins to everyone.
(Napkins are distributed to all present)
Age is not only years,
When you have hot blood in your veins.
So let's fill our glasses
For faith and faith in love!
Prosecutor, judge, witnesses, lawyer enter.

Stop, stop, stop!! What kind of atrocities are going on here? (shows
certificate). Everything will have to be canceled: Salnikova Vera Mikhailovna has been arrested!

I ask the future pensioner to take a place in the ... dock!
Prosecutor: The criminal case of Salnikova Vera is being heard

Mikhailovna. Citizen Salnikova you
accused of espionage! It became known that Salnikova Vera Mikhailovna was recruited by agents of the teacher training college under
codenamed IPU, and then was
abandoned on the territory of Kostanay region,
where she managed to infiltrate the kindergarten as a teacher, then in 1974 she was transferred to the city
Kapchagay and preserved by a postal worker. In 1980 she was recruited into
village Bakanas educator kindergarten where she could enrich her
operational luggage. In 1987, in connection with the opening of Secondary School No. 5,
recruited by secret resident G. E. Lokastov, where she served in the position
primary school teacher 24 years old. V total 32 years were given to spy work!

Imagine, 32 years old! Yes, this alone proves her involvement in

spy activity! No normal person would have endured such
loads and even more so at school!. And this woman, trying to earn authority in
CIA, survived! And her connection with
"Koloskom"?! How many invisible connections has this woman established?! Reports, lessons,
reports, matinees, hikes - all these encryptions
called events - nothing more than data transfer
persons interested in espionage.

She is also accused of secretly completing her mission, she, under

view of a well-deserved rest, is about to leave the site entrusted to her
work. Do you need more facts? You are welcome! Witnesses' word.

FIRST.
Indeed, I can prove by the fact that Vera Mikhailovna Salnikova is a person from "the other side." To survive in our extreme conditions, she needed strength and agility. And in order to save them, she constantly drove her subordinates with the words: “I wrote down the topic in the journal! Write plans every day!!”
SECOND.
She harmed not only colleagues, but also the school. She tried in every possible way to tear people away from work when it was beneficial to her: either she calls them to a meeting, or to a community work day, or to open lessons or extracurricular activities makes you listen. She was always up to something...
ADVOCATE.
Citizen Judge! What kind of sabotage, what kind of espionage are we talking about? Are you saying that she masterfully possessed valuable information, ciphers? So after all, this is to raise _ the prestige of the school
Are you saying that she made you stay up late with reports? So it’s also for the benefit of the women who worked next to her, so as not to take these very reports home, so that they are not to the detriment of the family: husband, children and that work, which is always in abundance at home.
Yes, she had a connection with the center. And the result is numerous letters of appreciation and gratitude. But one thing can be said about such a huge work experience at school: “God forbid everyone to work like that, while maintaining youthful enthusiasm, love and loyalty to their work!”.
PROSECUTOR.
Your arguments about the innocence of the accused convinced me. The court issues a verdict: “Justify for lack of corpus delicti! Thank the pensioner in every possible way, congratulate and immediately raise glasses in her honor!
HOST2: We invite the director to the microphone and

the administration of our school Pak I.K. (
director's word)

Presenter 1 Dear Vera Mikhailovna, preparing for today's holiday,

we learned that you love to sing and you have favorite songs. Therefore we walk
listen to you! Please!

Singing your favorite

song by V. M.

My life, you fly like a horse
I can't hold you
You fly, knocking out the fire,
On rocks, grass, snow.

Chorus:
Carry me, horse
Into the boundless distance
I do not feel sorry for the burnt spring,
I don't feel sorry for anyone
I don't regret anything
That's why it's easy on the heart.

I will not return to the white garden,
Under the cherry blossoms of first love.
A gentle look deceived me,
Nightingales deceived me.

Chorus.
Now forests, then meadows, then fields,
I forgot where my home is.
The horse's mane curls in the wind,
Nobody left with me.

Chorus.
Minus download here>>>

HOST 2

We also found out what you have achieved. And you have achieved:

Universal love of relatives; - well-trained voice; - the ability to compose
necessary and unnecessary paper documents; -ability to stay awake at night in preparation for
checks and reports - the ability to always look elegant, and without any material resources. (get it, it's not
correctly!) And most importantly - great respect from friends and work colleagues; AND
now I propose to give the trade union committee an opportunity to say kind words to
Vera Mikhailovna.

Wishes from the trade union committee

Thank you for being in the world

Such a kind, sweet person!

We wish you great happiness, good luck,

To gain strength, health in the country,

To be together more often with grandchildren,

It lived so that it would only be sweeter for you in retirement (Handing
gifts, flowers)

We are presenting a pension apron to Vera Mikhailovna.

He is an indicator of the start of a new life.

We sewed special pockets on it

And they decided to explain their meaning:

1. Pocket first, gets on your nerves:

Pension pocket.

A pension for work is a reward, and a big pocket is a joy.

The pension dangles in it, and it is believed that it does not end!

2. Second pocket, not so big.

Gift pocket for grandchildren.

You don't put gifts in the chest.

To treat your grandchildren, keep them ready in your pocket.

3. The third pocket is like a stash trap.

Hide far, hide deep

So that no one finds, so that no one takes away!

4. The fourth pocket, the most shabby.

Glasses pocket.

Put your glasses in your pocket and don't try to use them often

Resist loss of sight.

5. Fifth pocket, for seed bags.

Pocket for self-employment.

Plant a garden. Harvest.

Without pickles and jams there will be a pension not a paradise.

6. Sixth pocket - it's time to rest.

Seed pocket.

Sitting on a bench, you click on the seeds.

Well you retired, you found the extra time.

Don't take off Vera Mikhailovna's apron, treat your friends to tea!

Congratulations mathematicians

1 Leading your anniversary without attention is not

left and your distant Chinese friends. Hu and Lee

Two girls in Chinese pyramid hats appear,

with chopsticks in their hands and an interpreter. Girls sing to the motive of A. Alyabyev's romance
"Nightingale".

Gao Liao Sisy Xiao Liao Wei!

Translator. Girls sing what's in

far, far away, on the Yangtze River, where almond blossoms and apricots grow,
beautiful girls live, they sing their wonderful songs ...

Girls. Xiao Liao wei, Xiao Liao wei! Gao Liao Sisy Xiao Liao Wei!

Translator. And in a far, far away land, in Kapchagay

on the Ili River, where viburnum blooms and grows
flask, there lives another beautiful girl who also loves beautiful songs ...

Girls. Xiao Liao wei, Xiao Liao wei!

Gao Liao Sisy Xiao Liao Wei!

Translator. And these girls who live on

distant Yangtze River, where almond blossoms and apricots grow, send their hot
hello to that girl who lives on the Ili River, where the viburnum blooms and the flask grows,
wish her the best and give her their chopsticks!

We are funny Hu and Lee
You, Vera, do not blaspheme us.
We brought two Chinese shoes as a gift.
Accept Vera's shoes.
And take them for yourself.
Put them on your feet and don't trample on them.
From China Hu and Li
Long, long ride
Stop singing songs
It is necessary Hu ... Lee to pour!
Congratulations from the Russian Soviets
LEADER2: Well, now I want to acquaint the young pensioner with duties and rights.
Duties:
1. Get up, wash.
2. Sit down, eat.
3. Receive guests, Do not forget friends.
4. Put the brazhonka for distillation.
5. Go in for sports this year.
6. Be ready for defense and work.
Rights: 1. When I want - then I get up.
2. As long as I want - I lie down until then.
.And I want - so I will sing.
4. I will go where I want.
5. When I want - then I sleep.
6. Whoever I want, I love.
And now she will use one of her rights and sing us a song
Song "Wide River"

Wide river, deep river

He beats with a hoof - he is looking for a rider

Here it is love cursed

We while away the long nights

Unloved with unloved

Black water flows far

Carried away the oar, but broke the raft

There were swallows - there were crows

Met early, realized late

The doors are new - do not break the hinges

And one misfortune makes our bed

The river is wide, the echo is long

A horse blacker than the night walks about

Uninvited pain knocked on the house

Here it is love cursed

We while away the long nights

Unloved with unloved

Wide river, deep river

Do not swim to you from that bank

Low clouds hide the moonlight

I would fly, but there are no wings

In a damp forest, an evil fire boils

The horse is blacker than the night by the fire

He beats with a hoof - he is looking for a rider

That horse pushed our shores

Uninvited pain knocked on the house

Here it is love cursed

We while away the long nights

Unloved with unloved

Uninvited pain knocked on the house

Here it is love cursed

We while away the long nights

Unloved with unloved

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HOST1:
We sincerely wish you happiness
And let it be joyful every hour.
Let misfortunes pass you by,
May your children and grandchildren love you more.
Congratulations to the Kazakhs
NAMED DECREE ON THE OCCASION OF RETIRE

(Salnikova Vera Mikhailovna.),

For a sensitive attitude towards relatives, relatives and friends, for loyalty, for impeccable and long-term work for the good of the Fatherland and in connection with retirement, friends, relatives and numerous well-wishers decided:
1. (Salnikova Vera Mikhailovna.) to award a commemorative anniversary medal and
command her good health, happy and joyful days in life and all prosperity.

2. The medal is awarded in a solemn atmosphere, in the circle of relatives and friends for
festive table organized at the expense of the hero of the day.

3. Medals are given away the best place in the apartment and a special carpet is purchased,
so that all neighbors and just those who are not awarded can view the medal
such medals.

This Decree was made in the capital city of Almaty
established in the ancient city. Kapchagae .., along the street. Abay .., school No. 5,
summer 2011, month ... August, date ... 29

We certify fidelity and authenticity

(signatures of all present)

STATUTE MEDAL

§ 1. The medal is a masterpiece of art of the second half of the 21st century and is unique
relic.

§ 2. Technical data:

weight - …,

diameter - ...,

thickness - …,

putting on - unlimited.

§ 3. Procedure and operating conditions.

The medal consists of the actual medal, put on, holes for put on.

In order to put on a medal, you need to take it by the put on and in the contour,
formed by a medal and put on, stick your head in so that you put on
caught on the part of the body that connects the head to the body. The medal must
sit on the upper front of the body face side out.
The user of the medal needs to make a happy and solemn
facial expression. The lower edge of the medal should coincide with the top of the belly of the hero of the day. Medal
the awarded wears, as a rule, at home during family celebrations,
namely:

On the days of weddings of both the awarded and their relatives;

On the birthdays of both the awarded themselves and their loved ones;

Days of getting paid, winning the lottery

etc.

§ 4. So that the medal does not lose its appearance, but the dignity of the hero of the day, annually on the day
birth medal must be washed with alcoholic beverages of domestic and foreign
spills, but with a good snack.

§ 5. The recipient of this medal has the right to:

Fulfill all orders and orders of the spouse;

For free travel in the cars of a son-in-law and friends, a "hare" in any mundane
transport

On a free flight to the moon;

For free visits to clinics, supermarkets and other mundane places
entertainment;

Claim your spouse for reimbursement for proper care for a medal.

§ 6. The person awarded this medal is prohibited from:

Get sick, gain weight, lose weight, get angry, grumble;

Use a medal to make teeth;,

Use the medal as a load when pickling cabbage, for driving nails
cracking nuts and other works;

Use the medal as a means of attack and self-defense.

§ 7. As for friends and relatives, the awarded person can have no doubts - they always
they will find him, especially on his birthday, regarding the cleaning of the medal (see paragraph 4).

§ 8. The awarding of a commemorative medal of the II degree is carried out on the day of the next
anniversary, subject to paragraph 4 of this statute.

§ 9. To impose control over the safe storage of the medal on police officers, KNB
and faithful children and grandchildren.

§ 10. The manufacturer guarantees:

Respect for the bearer of the medal;

Good mood;

many long and happy years life.

Congratulations from the British
You cried when you were born, And everyone around laughed ... But

Indeed, we had a little pensioner. You all know what
little ones are capricious, they are afraid of a cold, and they don’t have a little mind,
therefore, so that it does not inflate into the ears, does not bake the head, and also, so that in the head
no extra thoughts climbed in, we decided to give her a cap. (The host puts on
bonnet of the hero of the day.) And also you all know that the little ones are so clumsy and so
awkward, that when they eat they get dirty themselves and dirty everything that surrounds them, so that
this did not happen, we give her an apron. (The host puts on an apron for the hero of the day.)
And I also want to add to the above that little pensioners are upset
for any reason, they have nothing to do, they worry about everyone, so they have
eyes are often wet. So that our pensioner does not cry, we decided for her
donate a blank. (The host gives a dummy on a scarlet ribbon. A cap is sewn in advance
for an adult and an apron.)

Yesterday I received email with the note "to pass on to Vera Mikhailovna" So I pass it on. (Slide on interactive whiteboard)

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Good evening, dear friends!
Good evening - what does it mean?
So the day started well
So the day was well lived,
He will multiply happy days.
He will open the doors to the Garden of Life for us,
Enchant, so that everyone believes

The golden day of the anniversary sparkles,
Dates like this don't happen often!
To make our holiday very good,
Let's clap our hands together!…..- applause

Ah, anniversary! Flowers and gifts
The guests are smart, full of glasses!
And congratulations, and compliments,
And in honor of the birthday girl applause!….

Everyone gathered - both friends and relatives,
There are appetizers and intoxicating wines.
Let's remember these moments!
And applause will sound again! ....

There will be fun today to sparkle
We will spin in swift dances,
Laugh more and sing along!
Hands, not sparing, clap louder!…..applause

The time has come to have fun
Let your faces bloom with smiles!
Our holiday will become a sensation.
Let everything drown in a sea of ​​applause! ... ..applause

We welcome our birthday girl with loud applause!

To be always with friends together,
We all need to perform ... (song.)

(Guests sing "Happybirthdaytoyou".)

And it's time to honor these minutes
Hear us here the anniversary ... (salute.)

(Guests, piercing air balloons mimic fireworks).

Host: You passed the test, birthday girl, amazingly.
We want you to invite everyone to the table.

(The birthday girl invites everyone to the table. The guests are seated.)

Feast

Leading: May this day go down in history forever,
And the birthday girl will only bring joy,
And the guests have fun, let them carelessly,
No one, I hope, will leave sad from the anniversary.
To start the celebration, as expected,
It is proposed to fill all the glasses.

(Music. Guests fill glasses.)

Toast
Let's support together
The custom of ancient Russians
For the happiness of the hero of the day
Let's raise our first glass
We wish you good luck in everything
And shout congratulations three times
And the offer is
For the hero of the day to drink while standing !!!
(Guests drink. Musical pause.)

If we will pour and drink on the anniversary,
I propose to open the anniversary meeting,
But first, everyone should join our club.
The sign “KVN” is shown on one side, and the “Drinkers and Pouring Club” is on the other side.

I suggest everyone to maintain balance between the guests to be divided into 2 teams.
Team "Pouring" (pointing to right side table).
The motto of the "Pouring" - "Drunkenness fight! So let's drink before the fight!"

And the team of "Drinkers" (pointing to the guests on the left side of the table).
The motto of the "Drinkers" is "To drink for you - always ready!"

Well, while you are eating and drinking, of course, there are those among you who adhere to the principle “between the 1st and 2nd gap is not large”, I would like to inform
FORECAST OF TODAY'S CELEBRATION (to the music).
Cloudy, anniversary champagne hurricane expected today.
The temperature above the table is 40, the air is filled with fun.
My head is foggy at night, clearing is possible in the morning.
They also say that they don’t go to a strange monastery with their own rules, and therefore I want for some guests to read out the rules of conduct at today’s celebration
We ask you all to have fun, otherwise we will not let you get drunk. Everyone should drink the first 3 glasses, the rest will go without a special invitation! After the 8th glass, it is allowed: ladies, to restore their hair and “plaster”; gentlemen, take off your tie and unbutton the first top button... (of course the shirt) After the 18th glass, it is desirable to sing, but... it is undesirable to get into the neighbor's plate with your elbow! If you can't rely on yourself, put a note with your home address in your pocket! Dance only with someone else's wife, leave your best friend. You can’t dance standing up, dance sitting down, but at the same time try not to step on your neighbor’s hands! Do not wipe your hands on the tablecloth, it is better to do it on the dress of the lady sitting next to you! Put candy wrappers, fish and meat bones not on the table, but in your neighbor's pocket! Remember: drink to the bottom, but do not lie down on the bottom! If you want, drink little or a lot, but so that you don’t forget the way to the bed! Everyone can drink, you just need to know: For what? When? and how much? - Do not grumble and do not swear, Do not climb to kiss everyone, In no case do not get angry, Have fun with all your heart. - If someone mistakenly took melancholy with them, Urgently put it in the refrigerator, For cutlets to the cook. - If you before leaving Have found out slightly Other people's things It, the right, does not matter. But we strictly forbid Going home when next to you will be someone else's husband or wife!
And so, drink more, be sad less, don’t hide corks, don’t eat flowers.
We continue our holiday, so I ask everyone to fill their glasses, glasses.

Moderator: Dear guests! It is not for nothing that they say that a woman is a source of warmth and light, and for her relatives and friends she is a guiding star that helps to confidently walk along the road of life.

A star named Raul
Now it's in my hands.
And everything in it, as if without a flaw,
I am ready to confirm this not only in words.
Here all the rays radiate heat so strongly,
That guests have been wanting to touch them for a long time.

I invite those present to choose any ray of the star and express their attitude towards the hostess of tonight.

(The host approaches the guests with a beautifully designed "star", to the rays of which strips of paper with text are attached and offers to read it in a certain order.)

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Scenario 55th anniversary for a woman

Cheerful music sounds, guests sit down at the tables, the music is mixed.
Moderator: Why are there so many people?
All friends gathered here
For a well-deserved rest
They came to accompany you.
Well, here you are 55,
How fast the years go by
But for a reason like this
Do not be upset!
Of course it's not 17
And far from 25

There is no reason to be discouraged!

A string of difficult years
Didn't spoil the portrait.
Let's face it honestly:
What were you like before?
Walked - ribs rang,
And now - what a body!
Bones overgrown with meat,
Rounded and features:

Joy for men's eyes.


And those sparkling eyes
At least someone will be driven crazy!


You are the flame of the hearth and home,

And therefore, without extra words I want to raise the first glass to our hero of the occasion.
(1. guests drink, have a snack)
You cried when you were born. And everyone was laughing...
But indeed, a young pensioner was born to us. You all know how little ones are capricious, they are afraid of colds, and they do not have too much mind, therefore, so that they do not puff in their ears, do not bake the head, and also so that different thoughts do not get into the head, we decided to give her a cap.
(The presenter puts on a cap)
And also you all know that the little ones are so clumsy and so awkward that when they eat, they get dirty themselves and dirty everything that surrounds them, so that this does not happen, we give her an apron.
(The presenter puts on a bib)
And I also want to add to the above that young pensioners are upset for any reason, they are always very loudly worried about everything, so their eyes are always in a wet place. To prevent our pensioner from crying, we decided to give her a pacifier.

Tell me, dear guests, what can happen to the kids at the most inopportune moment? Of course, but we will fix this incident and our pensioner will be dry and comfortable.
(puts on a diaper)

Dear ………!
Accept in the color of years
Our warm, cordial greetings,
And without hiding our feelings,
We will raise our bowls for you!
Let's do a poll!
Answer the question.
Is the jubilee good? (YES)
And figure and soul? (YES)
Is she only 25? (YES)
Will you drink for her? (YES)
Be healthy and happy!
(2. guests drink, eat)
So how old is she?
And really, how much?
Well, she waved her hand
And he will say in a singsong voice, light and bitter:
“Why count in vain, all my…”
And then smile at all the friends who came,
And it will emit a high light ...
There are only birthdays for women, but no anniversaries!

Now I will talk about life path birthday girls. But it is unlikely that the guests will want to listen to me - I'm not Arkanov or Zadornov. I will bring the birthday girl to this case. (To the birthday girl.) Your task is as simple as a synchrophasotron. It is necessary to say: “Pour into glasses and drink to my health!”. This must be done after the words "And says ..."
There was a birthday girl. Inquisitive was - passion! It used to be in preschool age She walks up to her parents and says...
No! She says, "Where do babies come from?" or "Why doesn't the sun fall?"
Parents dig into books, but explain. But time passed, and in the 8th grade, the principal of the school came out on the line and said ...
Yes you! He says: “Each student will participate in some kind of Olympiad, and Tamara will participate in all at once!” And participated, even won first place. Therefore on last call Tamara takes a response from all the graduates and says ...
No, she says: “Thank you for participating, I received such hardening in life.”
I went to study as a hairdresser, comes to the school to the selection committee and says ...
She became a great specialist, she came to work to get a job and says ...
No, she asks, “Do you need hairdressers?” The HR manager says...
No, she says: "You are suitable for us, start from tomorrow." And has started and is starting every day for a long time.
And every year, on her birthday, Tamara gathers friends at the festive table and says ...
Pour into glasses, drink to my health!
(3. guests drink, eat)
The host addresses the hero of the occasion:
Think 55 is a lot?
What is not so bright look,
And harder road?
We will ask questions
And all together imperceptibly
We'll clear things up at the table
Well, let's find out specifically.
The host addresses the wife of the hero of the day:
Dear ……..!
Regardless of the years
Who is still loved?
Who will always help you?
Who is indispensable in the family?
And let's not hide
Who is responsive, beautiful? (Spouse answers)
The facilitator addresses the children:
Well, children, not ashamed,
Let them answer here for us.
Though busy with business
And responsible work
Whose advice you always need
Who surrounds you with care?

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Anniversary script

LEADING
Dear Colleagues! Dear birthday girl, ... (name)! We ask everyone to sit down at the table, pour what is supposed to be!
Why are there many people?
All friends gathered here
For a well-deserved rest
They came to congratulate you.
Today we are in a friendly cheerful company, in our so-called "banquet hall" we decided to congratulate the hero of the day.

Well, here you are 55,
How fast the years go by
But for a reason like this
Do not be upset!

Of course it's not 17
And far from 25
But, to be honest,
There is no reason to be discouraged!

A string of difficult years
Didn't spoil the portrait.
Let's face it honestly:
What were you like before?
Walked - ribs rang,

And now - what a body!
Bones overgrown with meat,
The features were rounded:
Lush bust, hip, what you need -
Joy for men's eyes.
There is something to take, something to look at,
There is something to cling to the bones.
And those sparkling eyes
At least someone will be driven crazy!
They say that at 45
Baba berry again
And popular rumor
From time immemorial right.
You are a woman - a flower, a source and a star,
Mysteriously tender, beautiful and proud.
You are the flame of the hearth and home,
You are the light that is beyond the earth, never goes out.

And therefore, without further ado, I want to raise the first glass for our hero of the occasion.

LEADING
What a beautiful inflorescence of guests is present at this table! Everyone attracts with the sparkle of their eyes, a charming smile, a special charm and originality, like flowers in a beautiful meadow, to which no less beautiful creations of nature flock and living beings gather.

For example, an ant
Could be among the guests.
This good worker
I'll tell you, not a miser at all.
For such a celebration
He has a lot of gifts.
But today he's gone
But next door neighbor -
Our combat leader.
You and the word, dear ...!
With a gift

LEADING
I propose to drink for these wonderful wishes!

You cried when you were born
And everyone was laughing...
But indeed we had a little pensioner. You all know how capricious little ones are, they are afraid of a cold, and they don’t have too much mind, therefore, so that they don’t puff out their ears, they don’t bake their heads, and also so that different thoughts don’t get into their heads, we decided to give her a cap.
(The presenter puts on a cap for her)
And also you all know that the little ones are so clumsy and so awkward that when they eat they get dirty themselves and dirty everything that surrounds them, so that this does not happen, we give her an apron.
(The presenter puts on an apron)
And I also want to add to the above that young pensioners are upset for any reason, they are always very loudly worried about everything, so their eyes are always in a wet place. To prevent our pensioner from crying, we decided to give her a dummy.
(The presenter puts on a pacifier on a ribbon)

LEADING
And now I want to raise a glass to the birth of a young pensioner, but very, very young, who still has a lot to do!

LEADING
Dear guests! Dear hero of the day! Now greet with friendly applause guests from far abroad. The Italians have arrived.

Italian - Brilliant, blooming, puffed winter, hero of the day.
Translator - Dear hero of the day!
I. - And sieve for free, drunken dormoedo tuto.
P. - Dear guests!
I. - Roll with figato quickly from here.
P. - Greetings to all who are here.
I. - Hard labor dollar is not received.
P. - Representatives of the working class and commercial structures.
I. - Learned, read, counted, paper-marato and musical, and then expelled.
P. - Workers in the media, education, and culture.
I. - Bandito, shot, caught, planted.
P. - Employees of the police, the police, the security department.
I. - Their other gentlemen are lodyrento.
P. - And other other workers.
I. - Slurry on anything.
P. - I arrived on a special flight.
I. Italy stubbornly shines in the eyes.
P. - From sunny Italy.
I. - Congratulations to the hero of the day Nadezhda.
P. - Congratulate the hero of the day Nadezhda.
I. - Toschito bloody chatty from Italiano in cehanto different nonsense.
P. - I brought greetings and congratulations from Italian and Czech friends.
I. - En is all unnecessary borochlyanto.
P. - And small modest gifts.
I. - Italian belly grown first, fat accumulation, ek requetiro.
P. - First of all, our spaghetti straws
I. - He puts a lot of relish, sousento, as a reward.
P. - To straws for color sauce
I. - It stinks from a mile away, Chipollin's head from the mafioso structure.
P. - For a smell specially from the Sicilian mafia - onions.
I. - Spilled, what is drained and underfilled.
P. - The famous Amaretto liqueur
I. - Pomerento wished forgiveness.
P. - In conclusion, I would like to wish.
I. - The back is not bolenta, the nose is not chihanto, the catfish are cusanto, the legs are shaganto.
P. - Health.
I. - Copanto in the garden, tidy up in the house, tascanto bags, everything is successful.
P. - Youth, long life.
I. - Do not swear, always love, respect your friends.
P. - Friends, happiness.
I. - Always pouring for the hero of the day ...!
P. - Let's drink for the hero of the day ...!

LEADING
Lottery.

LEADING
Now let's play a little

Confession.

TOAST
The lights go out in the room.
Anniversary candles lit
Congratulations, hero of the day!
On this memorable, festive evening
We bring you this cake as a gift.
Let in darkness and silence
Words will find their way to you...
Let me wish on a holiday -
Let happiness be only a help.
Good luck, heat, heat,
We wish you health again
And again let's tell the hero of the day
All in unison - CONGRATULATIONS!
So that luck awaits on the way,
And every evening was joyful
And we will also ask you in addition -
Blow out those candles!

LEADING
And again the angels trumpet
To remember those girls:
Hope, Vera and Lyubasha -
We went to death for our faith!
Their names are the basis of life:
We serve the Fatherland with faith,
Life is born in love
Dreams are connected with hope
And without a dream, life is impossible.
Without our ... it is difficult for us to live.
We love her, respect her
We consider the best friend.
Hope gives us back
Hope for the cherished hour
Kohl ... lives among us:
She will bring us happiness.
And we ... congratulations
And on her name day we wish her
Be our earthly compass
And a golden talisman!

The girlfriends of the hero of the day come up to her, sing a congratulation to the motive of the song "Snowfall".
Friends are singing.

Girlfriends
Dear …!
Accept in the color of years
Our warm, cordial greetings,
And without hiding our feelings,
We will raise our bowls for you!

CONFESSION
In the hands of the owner of the house are two sets of cards of two colors; Questions are written on dark-colored cards, answers are written on light-colored cards. Guests are invited to choose a question for themselves, read it, then choose a card with the answer for themselves and also read it aloud to everyone present. The meaning of the game is that any answer is suitable for any question, it is only important that the number of questions matches the number of answers.
Sample questions for cards.
1. Does your loved one make you jealous?
2. When do you have to smile?
3. Do you compliment your boss?
4. Are you afraid of prison?
5. How often do you put wine on the table?
6. How often do you sort things out with your fists?
7. Do you respect alcohol?
8. Do you enjoy erotica?
9. Do you remember those who loved you before?
10. Do you dream of winning a car?
11. How often do you step on the feet of others?
12. How often do you fight with your friends?
13. Are you jealous of your other half?
14. Is your character unbearable to others?
15. Do you like to enjoy food?
16. Do you like to play the fool?
17. How often do you remember your loved one?
18. Do you spend your hard-earned money on trifles?
19. Do you want to go to America?
20. Do you hide your left-hand earnings from your family?
21. Do you use obscene words in a conversation?
22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
23. Do you experience fatigue from work?
24. Do you criticize our government?
25. Are you capable of noble deeds?
26. Are you patient and well-mannered to the best of your ability?

Sample answers.
1. There was not and will not be.
2. Let's talk about this without witnesses.
3. I am ashamed to ask such questions, knowing my character.
4. This is the most pleasant thing for me.
5. Only when in a bad mood.
6. Of course, and more than once.
7. It happens, but only at night.
8. Every day, and more than once.
9. Whenever I go to bed.
10. Had to suffer from it.
11. Only awake and in slippers.
12. Exclusively in a restaurant.
13. And under torture I will not tell.
14. This is my hobby.
15. Once a day I allow myself this pleasure.
16. It was once.
17. When there are guests in the house.
18. Of course, otherwise it would be uninteresting to live.
19. Not without it.
20. This is my secret, I do not want others to know about it.
21. If there is no second half nearby.
22. When kicked out of the house.
23. This topic is unpleasant for me.
24. When my relatives do not see.
25. At night under the covers.
26. Only in thoughts.
WITH THE HELP OF A SONG
Each of the guests present is invited to remember and write down a few lines from the six most favorite songs. After the guests fulfill the condition, they are offered a clue:
1. The first song is the feeling after the first kiss.
2. The second is memories after the wedding night.
3. The third is a reminder of the honeymoon.
4. The fourth - a year after the wedding.
5. Fifth - what I think about today, when today we are together with you.
6. Sixth - the morning after the golden wedding.
COMPETITION
Fishing
All men of the celebration are invited. The host offers to play fishing.
- Let's take imaginary fishing rods, throw them into an imaginary sea and start fishing, but then suddenly the imaginary water begins to wet our legs and the host offers to roll up our pants to the knees, then higher and higher.
The joke is that when everyone's trousers are already pulled up to the limit, the leader stops fishing and announces a competition for the hairiest legs. There will be laughter!!!
Anniversary joke
Props:
3 sundresses, 3 kerchiefs, 3 brooms (better - brooms), 1 accordion (can be for children).
The most active, cheerful men are chosen from the guests, they are dressed in sundresses, they are handed props and the text of ditties written on postcards. Before the performance itself, it is advisable to conduct a rehearsal. Then the leader of the anniversary asks the hero of the day to accept congratulations from the fabulous, mysterious old women. And invites Babok Ezhek to the hall. Ideal option it will be if you have an accordion player who can play ditties Babok Ezhek from m / f " flying ship”, or you will have a phonogram without a voice recorded.
Ditty text.
All: Stretch the furs, harmonica,
Oh, play, play!
Have ... birthday,
Drink, don't talk!

One: Walked along the forest side,
Anniversary ran after me:
Spit on his baldness
And sent to the devil!

Everything.
One: The most drunk of the guests -
It's somebody's anniversary
Although I myself do not believe
These superstitions.
Everything.

One: Ah ... fun,
And beautiful and slim
Invite people here
To celebrate an anniversary!
Everything.
One: How old was she -
It's not a secret at all!
She will always be twenty years old,
Even at 80 years old!
Everything.
One: Let's drink for Love,
For vodka to warm the blood
For the health of Lyubushka,
Lovers - doves!
Everything.
One: I was going back home,
Anniversary followed me.
Thought it was a man
What the hell!

Then Babki Ezhki do a little impromptu dance and leave.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF
This comic test is designed for couples. The first to write on a piece of paper - in a column, under numbers - ten names of animals (insects, birds, reptiles), married men present at the party - of course, in secret from their wives. Then the wives do the same. The producer of the test asks the couple to look at the other side of the sheet where the representatives of the fauna chosen by the husband appear in a column. And so, he, the husband, -
Affectionate like...
Strong like...
Protective like...
Authoritative as...
Independent as...
Smiling like...
Neat as...
Loving like...
Bold as...
Handsome as...
Then the representatives of the fauna chosen by the wife are called. So, "Your Wife":
In transportation, like...
With relatives...
With work colleagues...
In a shop like...
At home like...
In a cafe or restaurant…
With the boss...
In friendly company...
In bed like...
In the doctor's office...

You're already retiring
But the enthusiasm and agility did not dry out.
Now you can be free
It's great to live and not grieve.

The work experience has already been accumulated,
Forget about the labor strap.
Worked hard to gain experience
Now it's time to rest.

So rest, not knowing the problems
Knowing no worries.
And I want to travel
You around the world every year.

And nothing to fear
And do not mope, and do not get sick.
In full, in a word, break away,
Not sitting on a bench.

Play to the fullest
So that you do not miss a single day,
After all, you are in the juice and not an old woman.
In short, with your pension!

A little sad, but
You don't have to work anymore
No one will scold
That something is not working there.

The time has come to rest
Think of yourself beloved
Take a nap when you want
Get carried away with an interesting book.

Good luck to you
With all our hearts we wish
And with the fact that the pension came,
We congratulate you today!

Our dear (first name)! You combine all the qualities that a real woman: You are a loving wife, an exemplary mother, a hardworking employee and a faithful friend. Retirement is a great time when you can look around and think about how much has been achieved in life, and how much new things remain to be experienced! Good luck to you in everything, happiness and prosperity.

Let the champagne flow like a stream
We are supposed to congratulate you.
Let everything be nothing to you
After all, life is just beginning.

Going to a well-deserved rest
So down with lack of sleep and worries!
You will find entertainment
After all, you don't have to go to work.

You can sleep more in the morning
Do not rush anywhere, do not rush,
And go for a walk in the forest
And enjoy nature.

So enjoy your rest
Try to think more about yourself.
Be healthy, love, flourish,
Travel, read, enjoy.

Experience at work has been accumulated for a long time,
The time has come to frolic.
Retirement - rest is a link,
Time to have fun with family.

Bake pies for your beloved grandchildren,
Inviting guests more often
Set the table, in vases - mountains of flowers.
And relax without being bored.

We wish you cloudless days
Always prosperity in life
Close love and smiles of friends,
Good luck in all endeavors.

And let the soul always smell of spring,
We wish you happiness without measure.
With retirement, with rest, with a new time
We sincerely congratulate you!

A miracle date has come in your life,
Only time is to blame
But it was wrong this time
Because you are a class woman!

Young, cheerful and energetic,
And accustomed to work from an early age,
Now you can rest
Or further how to plow all your life!

We want to always be beautiful
Slender and desperately happy
Give more time to grandchildren
Have fun and don't get discouraged!

Retirement is a strange moment:
It seems to be happy, it seems not.
But we just want to tell you one thing:
You have the right to rest.

May your life be filled with meaning
Songs, joy and optimism.
Remember, retirement is not a death sentence.
Let them bring you gifts, flowers.

You are still in full bloom
And enter into a stupor by the beauty of men.
Tactful, beautiful you are very yourself,
Fall in love with a sincere, kind soul.

You gave yourself to work
Sparing no time and effort.
But whether they wanted to or not,
Retirement age has arrived.

Well, we're a little jealous
You are now a free man.
There is more than one road ahead of you.
Time has stopped running.

You can sew, knit, go to theaters.
Rome, Paris and London to visit.
At the pier to see off the sunsets...
Make all dreams come true!

You are not afraid of reform,
The pensioner gave the go-ahead.
Be retired and in shape
Fund cunning spite.

Deserved, enjoy
Wear your status with pride.
Don't give in to years
Be healthy, don't be sad.

Freedom to retire
The door was opened for you.
work experience
You broke records.

Happy first day of freedom
I congratulate you
Life will now begin
You have another.

Every day is now yours
Becomes a day off
Every month of the year
Calm, vacation.

I wish you
enjoy life,
Let the pension become
Reason for happiness.

Now you don't have to rush to work,
It's time to just relax.
Retirement is an opportunity to enjoy life
And devote time to yourself.

Well, we wish you great happiness,
An interesting life, less fuss,
Do not be sad that the years are rushing too fast,
After all, there is still time to make dreams come true.

This scenario is designed for small room for 30 - 40 people.
For the event you will need:
room decoration
Musical accompaniment.
Props for competitions, prizes.
Treats for guests.

In advance, you need to decorate the room with balls, flowers, garlands.
Draw a poster, collect and paste photos of children and youth.
We create a living corridor of guests.
At the entrance of the hero of the day, the guests greet him with applause

Leading:
Friends and employees, sparing no words
They want to congratulate you on this anniversary day
You are full of light and joy, happiness,
Your advice is important and necessary to us.
Your family loves and appreciates you,
Reliable loyal friends.
We all wish you health and strength
So that you always have everything you want
So that youth, happiness, luck, success,
Fate has always given you without interference!

After the guests sat down at the table, a toast is expected from the boss
……………….

The retirement period has come - you are rewarded
And he spent his life in labor - free from work affairs,
Now in another task - how to process your allotment in a summer cottage.
How more fish catch - so that everyone has enough.
Collect mushrooms and pickle - so that there is plenty.
So that the grandchildren had something to meet - when they would visit.
And do not forget about us - we would ask ...
Doubly good health - we wish you!
Life is very long to you - we foretell!

To congratulate the hero of the day, options are offered.
A group of Voni Em came from faraway Nigeria (You don’t need to go into history). Three participants and a participant come out, in black nylon stockings on their heads, (like blacks) the music turns on, the participants imitate singing. After the music stops, they read congratulatory verses with an accent:
They say good wine
It will become real only over the years,
So this is the magic
Will definitely be with us!

For example, our dear hero of the day
Waiting for good endurance
And at sixty he is a unique specimen,
Stay young in mind and body!

And the date is round yours
Raised your price
So let's all ask now
Priceless culprit on stage!

Stand high, our hero of the day,
And listen to our instructions
We dedicate a circular to you,
And in it - congratulations from the heart!

How unique variety guilt
Get stronger, our dear, over the years ...
And the taste of happiness to be to the bottom,
Pour a glass and drink with us.

Let the festive drink
Raises the mood
And happiness overflows
On your anniversary birthday.

Let today, dear,
You have become much older.
But how fun they shook the old days
We are on yours, my friend, anniversary!

After a short break, a song is sung to the motive: “...” (prepare several copies of the words in advance so that all the guests sing).

Tonight, tonight, tonight
Without the hero of the day, let's face it, there is nothing to do.
We will gather at the table, pour full glasses
And for his health we will sing a song:

It's time for us to celebrate.

And meet this day

Let you not 20 and not 30, let!
Don't lower your vigor!
We will follow strictly, you can’t hide from us,
You know so!

We see the brave, brave, brave
A slender, handsome, curly-haired man!
Let the years go by in succession, but we wish that always
The soul (name of the hero of the day) remained young!

It's time for us to celebrate.
It's time to celebrate, celebrate a glorious anniversary!
And meet this day
V big company colleagues, friends!

Let fate sometimes be cruel to us, let it be!
In response to her, you let go of your jokes!
Follow the same strictly, around despondency
Don't let it!

Tonight, tonight, tonight
There is nothing to do without a dear hero of the day!
We'll drink one, we'll drink two for an anniversary and for deeds,
But don't have a headache tomorrow!

Other reworked songs for the hero of the day

The next guests will be a gypsy with a monkey. The gypsy will remind you of all the good and successful things that happened in the life of the hero of the day. About marriage, about the birth of children, success in the profession, a big purchase... retired.
The fortuneteller concludes with the words:

Anniversary is a worthy occasion
Talk about merit
uniqueness, genius,
Finally, yours to recognize.
And for recognition - a wish:
Happiness, joy in fate,
Long healthy life
And good luck to you!

Leading:
You don't have to work tomorrow!
Now you have a day off on weekdays.
You have retired to a well-deserved rest.
Leaving everyday worries behind.
Hurry in the morning to do a lot of things,
Everywhere you tried to be in time all the time,
Carrying all women a heavy burden ...
Now the home hearth is your lot.
You will not suffer from boredom:
Affairs in the house and over the years will not decrease.
Rather, we will miss you -
Tomorrow we will start to miss you.
Thank you for being in the world
Such a kind, sweet person!
Stay in our hearts forever
And our evening today is in your honor!

In YOUR HONOR, a medal was cast (you can make a medal yourself by pasting, for example, a photo of the hero of the day, or buy it ready-made in a store). The medal is awarded to applause.
A memo to the award medal is read.

(Other attributes of the anniversary)

Reminder to the award medal.

FULL NAME. award a commemorative jubilee medal and command her (him) good health, happy and joyful days in life and all prosperity.
The medal is awarded in a solemn atmosphere, in the circle of relatives, at a festive table, organized at the expense of the hero of the day.

The procedure and conditions for the use of the medal.

The medal consists of the medal itself, put on, holes for put on.

In order to put on a medal, you need to take it by the put on and into the contour, stick your head in so that the put on catches on the part of the body that connects the head to the body. The medal must be placed on the upper front part of the torso, facing outward. The user of the medal must at the same time make a happy-solemn expression on his face. The lower edge of the medal should coincide with the top of the belly of the hero of the day.

So that the medal does not lose its appearance, and the hero of the day loses his dignity, every year on his birthday the medal should be washed with alcoholic drinks of domestic and foreign spills, but with a good Russian snack.

The recipient of this medal has the right to:

- Complete all assignments.
- For free travel in the cars of friends, "hare" in any mundane transport
— For free visits to clinics and supermarkets.
- Demand reimbursement from the spouse for the proper care of the medal.

It is forbidden for a person awarded with a medal to: get sick, gain weight, lose weight, get angry, grow old, use the medal for making teeth, as a load when pickling cabbage.

Control over the safe storage of the medal is entrusted to police officers, the FSB, and faithful children.

Before giving gifts, you can sing a song.
The song is sung: “We can’t give you a birthday ...”

We can't celebrate your birthday
Dear "BMW" to give,
But we will give a gift, no doubt,
And we are ready to repeat a hundred times:
That you are kind, cheerful, attentive
And in business, a recognized specialist,
What are you wonderful about?
Comrade, friend, and father!

It's time to give gifts.

(leading)
We wish you good health
For more bright clear days,
And if you can invite us
centenary celebrate anniversary

Time for competitions and games.

1. We will arrange a ditty contest, the winner receives a prize _______

2 let's arrange an adjective contest, let's say the letter B ....

"__________________" is our NAME of the hero of the day
All guests
Looking forward to your "__________________" anniversary
Everyone with "__________________" had fun,
And "__________________" sang songs,
Gave "__________________" gifts
Laughed "__________________".
We look forward to the next "__________________" anniversary!

4 Divide the guests into 2 teams and conduct a poll which team knows the hero of the day better:

1. Date and place of birth.
2. His origin: (parents, in which city
or the village has grown).
3. Place of study.
4. Time to discover talent or start a career.
5. Friends or personalities surrounding him. (This
The question can be asked by showing photos. Guests
should not only give the names of these people, but also
talk about what connects them with the hero of the day).
6. Detailed questions about where, when and how
man created his works, wrote songs,
etc.
7. Questions about personal life. Children, wives, mistresses, reasons for divorce.
8. What countries have you visited and with whom
met?
9. What is he currently doing?

Place two chairs in front of the groups. One should have a sign on it.
"True", on the other - "False". You name a sentence taken from the biography of the hero of the day.
But half of the sentences must be lies. To do this, you need to distort dates or names. It is necessary to divide the team members in such a way that each pair consists of one member of the first team and one member of the second team.
Next, you loudly pronounce a saying regarding the life and work of your hero of the day.
The members of the first pair, with the help of the prompts of their team, must take the right chair, that is, if the saying is true, then the chair with the “True” sign, and vice versa. Whoever sits on the right chair first, he brings his team one point. The team that scores the most points wins.

(Leading)
We wish you today
Cheerfulness for many years
Be the way we know you
Sensitive and attentive always!

Seeing off the retirement of a well-deserved worker, a colleague with whom we worked together and were friends for many years, the team tries to find kind and necessary words, wish all the best on a well-deserved vacation and arrange some pleasant and memorable surprise.

We offer script of the musical fairy tale "How the Lady of the Court was going to retire", written to order for a business woman and a teacher. It is desirable that the culprit herself be warned only about the beginning of the plot, and the ending should be unexpected for her.

A similar fairy tale can be arranged for a person of any profession, taking this plot as a basis and slightly changing the text and musical arrangement, but you can be sure that such attention will be remembered and the culprit will like it more than any gifts.

Characters:

Queen

Court Lady (hero of the occasion)

Suleiman

Scenario of a musical fairy tale for farewell to retirement

Sounds 1. melody from k-ma Kin-Dza-Dza (at first loudly, then quieter, and against this background a voice-over sounds)

Voice behind the scene (solemnly - restrainedly, with intonation of scoring titles): The Kamchat-Institute Film Studio presents the fairy tale "How the Lady of the Court Was Going to Retire." The film was shot, invented and played by the Department of Preschool and Primary General Education. The plot of the story is fictional, any coincidence with real events is considered accidental.

Sounds 2. Furry. Unreal stories.

Fairy tale text(read in a fabulous tone)

In one Institute realm,

In the distant Kamchatka state,

The Queen and one Court Lady lived together,

They coped with various problems and did not grieve ....

W teaches 3. Exit beat

(They go out to the music, waving a pen to the public, and sit on the throne - two chairs side by side)

Sometimes they sit down in the morning in decent outfits,

Yes, they will get down to business in an excellent mood,

And subjects with requests are right there,

The Queen and the Lady, directly, "tear apart"

Sounds 4. Aram zam zam accelerated

(subjects run out and imitate business fuss, someone with signatures, someone whispers something in your ear, someone shows a poster, supposedly with a project, etc., as fantasy tells)

And the Queen and the Court Lady do not lose heart,

Reply to letters from the Ministry in a timely manner,

Modernization, restructuring - they can do everything,

Withstood steadfastly, only smiled sweetly.

(they depict business life, consulting with each other, sorting through papers, making phone calls, signing something, subjects distract them)

Sounds like 5. Popcorn.

In general, togetherlived, suddenly mess,

Disturbing rumors spread throughout the kingdom ....

Sounds 6. Disturbing music.

The royal messenger brought disturbing news,

That, they say, the Court Lady leaves the palace ..

The queen immediately orders the fairies to rush,

Yes, they would find out the whole truth with the help of an undertaking ....

(Dancing, Fairies appear)

Fairies immediately rushed to the Lady - to entertain:

Fanning, massaging, tickling feet ....

Sounds 8. Movie music

(Fairies fuss around the Lady in every possible way)

But they never found out who lured the Lady away ?!

The queen called the magician to clarify.

Sounds 9. At the wizard Suleiman

For a long time the wizard conjured and wised,

Sounds like 10. Murzilki. Alteration - pension

(The Queen and the Lady are sitting on the throne, the Fairies are dancing, Suleiman walks around the throne and makes strange passes with his hands)

He prophesied for her to move to the white-stone chambers,

An easy life, travel, and swimming ...

Even the queen didn't argue with that.

Sounds 11. Everyone dances

And everyone began to dance around the ladies to dance

And congratulations on her retirement...

Sounds 12. Lyrical alteration